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Zephyr
For: I wanna Aurum
For: I wanna Aurum
Rating includes extra.
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 55 55
Dec 2, 2019
Jdx83
For: I Wanna Transition Into The Ghost Realm
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For: I Wanna Transition Into The Ghost Realm
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Rating: 7.2 72
Difficulty: 45 45
Dec 2, 2019
MikuStar263
For: I wanna Aurum
For: I wanna Aurum
Tagged as: L_Game
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Rating: 8.2 82
Difficulty: 55 55
Dec 2, 2019
moogy
For: I wanna Play The Game 3!!!
For: I wanna Play The Game 3!!!
Impossibly bad medley game in the style of K3/Z3. Some parts are humanly impossible but you have access to god mode on (almost) every screen by pressing G.
Honestly, this is so bad that I'm almost certain it was made by someone who knows what he's doing and is intentionally fucking with people. There's way too much pure meme essence in this game for it to actually be the result of someone sincerely trying to make something good -- like, there are multiple humanly impossible bosses (one of which has literally thousands of HP), but almost all of the platforming is just a bunch of diagonals with improper tiling and shit, with screens taken almost exclusively from terrible old Japanese games. Stuff like the horrendous sound balancing during the Viridian fight (stolen from Z3 lol) also make me believe that it's intentionally bad.
But even on the off chance that the entire game isn't just trolling, it's still absolutely hilarious and worth playing if you have 30 minutes to kill, imo. I actually laughed out loud at how dumb some of the bosses got and the general aesthetic/vibe are really entertaining if you're a fan of Sudoku stuff.
One of the Dotkid screens you can't use god mode on is actually pretty annoying to play imo, but the game requires basically no effort to sit through otherwise. Streaming it might be fun!
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Honestly, this is so bad that I'm almost certain it was made by someone who knows what he's doing and is intentionally fucking with people. There's way too much pure meme essence in this game for it to actually be the result of someone sincerely trying to make something good -- like, there are multiple humanly impossible bosses (one of which has literally thousands of HP), but almost all of the platforming is just a bunch of diagonals with improper tiling and shit, with screens taken almost exclusively from terrible old Japanese games. Stuff like the horrendous sound balancing during the Viridian fight (stolen from Z3 lol) also make me believe that it's intentionally bad.
But even on the off chance that the entire game isn't just trolling, it's still absolutely hilarious and worth playing if you have 30 minutes to kill, imo. I actually laughed out loud at how dumb some of the bosses got and the general aesthetic/vibe are really entertaining if you're a fan of Sudoku stuff.
One of the Dotkid screens you can't use god mode on is actually pretty annoying to play imo, but the game requires basically no effort to sit through otherwise. Streaming it might be fun!
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Dec 1, 2019
shign
For: I wanna be the Lord of time(仮題)
For: I wanna be the Lord of time(仮題)
This is a good exemple of "jojo's ref goes too far"
The whole game is a huge ref and tribute to jojo's bizare adventure, using iconic power of that manga as special power. The game is basically a boss rush followed by a final boss. Each time you kill a boss, you unlock a special power. The game lacks of explanation (to be true there is a lot of japenese txet in so I guess there is explanation but sadly not understandable my most ppl here), read arzztt review to know how to use power ups. For the bosses themselves, yellow and red are really cool, blue is kinda borring but not too hard so I guess it's ok. The real problem comes with purple. Here an advice: play it in last, it will allow you to basically skip the first very annoying phase. But even with that, the boss is still annoying, with very weird hitbox and a post death instagib. For the final boss, I like it, I just think he's unnecessary long (also, you have to understand how to damage him, which is very hard to figure so here an explanation: when comes the invert, run into it, press q then s to make spawn a big spike that will damage the boss and get resurected
Overall, this is a good game if you like bosses.
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The whole game is a huge ref and tribute to jojo's bizare adventure, using iconic power of that manga as special power. The game is basically a boss rush followed by a final boss. Each time you kill a boss, you unlock a special power. The game lacks of explanation (to be true there is a lot of japenese txet in so I guess there is explanation but sadly not understandable my most ppl here), read arzztt review to know how to use power ups. For the bosses themselves, yellow and red are really cool, blue is kinda borring but not too hard so I guess it's ok. The real problem comes with purple. Here an advice: play it in last, it will allow you to basically skip the first very annoying phase. But even with that, the boss is still annoying, with very weird hitbox and a post death instagib. For the final boss, I like it, I just think he's unnecessary long (also, you have to understand how to damage him, which is very hard to figure so here an explanation: when comes the invert, run into it, press q then s to make spawn a big spike that will damage the boss and get resurected
Overall, this is a good game if you like bosses.
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 50 50
Dec 1, 2019
skdursh
For: New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure(2019 ver)
For: New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure(2019 ver)
Certainly flawed, but it has a ton of charm. I actually want to give this a higher score because I had a lot of fun with it, but the bugs, somewhat uninspired needle and flaws that arise from a custom built engine hold this back. I can see Mr.J(Korean) become quite the prolific fangame maker in the future though if they keep developing their ability and keep on making fangames. I can honestly say I look forward to what they release next.
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 25 25
Dec 1, 2019
skdursh
For: I Wanna Eclipse
For: I Wanna Eclipse
I'm not sure if he's really gay, but he's most certainly a fangame Wizard.
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Rating: 8.8 88
Difficulty: 55 55
Dec 1, 2019
ElCochran90
For: I just wanna play the Needle game
For: I just wanna play the Needle game
So according to Del-Fruit, this was released on August 29, 2017. Record My Jumps had already been replaced with JTool. It was already a consensus that generic jumps do not make a good game. Everybody agrees that horrible visuals harm gameplay. It was established that repetitive content greatly harms entertainment and quality.
And yet this was released.
What is this game? This game is a gallery exhibition of Every. Single. Generic. Jump. Imaginable. Almost a thousand screeens of it. No, really, literally 1,000 screens. When I found about this, I tried to count the screens. I wanted to inform you about this game in the following form:
-Total screens: _
out of which...
-Total platforming screens: _
-Total hub screens: _
-Total ladder screens: _
-Total play time: _
-Total deaths: _
I gave up. I wanted to come up with an interesting review featuring numbers, because numbers and statistics are interesting, at least when presented as an understandbale summary (people hate math and statistics in general). But I couldn't. This is a contender for the most pointless and mind-numbingly boring fangame in existence. You cannot focus for that long. Your mind drifts. And as you contemplate +1 screens scattered all over the game to replace creativity and level design variety, gates, half diamonds, diamonds, double diamonds, a triple diamond, TAS jumps, planes, T-bones, inverts, corners and all possible generic variations with standard spikes, little spikes, giant spikes, killer blocks, delicious fruits, brown platform jumping, again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again, you lose count.
What is the purpose of this game?
1) To be the longest practice tool in existence?
2) To play almost all fangames in the future and say: "I have seen that before?"
3) An endurance test?
4) To make you reflect on why you're wasting your life away like this?
Well:
1) It is.
2) It fails. Good fangames don't use generic designs.
3) It isn't. This is torture.
4) It succeeds. The answer can result in depression.
Last screens pose a challenge, and of course, they look horrible.
Is there any redeeming quality in playing this?
A: No.
Is there a sense of accomplishment?
A: No
Did it improve my skills?
A: No, because funnily enough, I already knew all jumps
Did I have the worst time in my life?
A: Well.... no!! I can't explain why in the calmest sections of the game, I was drifting away, like walking through a park. Only you don't focus on the park, you focus on the nonsense your mind is thinking of.
Now, take a look at this; it's quite something:
Time: 6:12:18
Deaths: 6218
---Those are absolutely chilling numbers.... Why are they so similar? Is there a message behind this? God, is it you?
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And yet this was released.
What is this game? This game is a gallery exhibition of Every. Single. Generic. Jump. Imaginable. Almost a thousand screeens of it. No, really, literally 1,000 screens. When I found about this, I tried to count the screens. I wanted to inform you about this game in the following form:
-Total screens: _
out of which...
-Total platforming screens: _
-Total hub screens: _
-Total ladder screens: _
-Total play time: _
-Total deaths: _
I gave up. I wanted to come up with an interesting review featuring numbers, because numbers and statistics are interesting, at least when presented as an understandbale summary (people hate math and statistics in general). But I couldn't. This is a contender for the most pointless and mind-numbingly boring fangame in existence. You cannot focus for that long. Your mind drifts. And as you contemplate +1 screens scattered all over the game to replace creativity and level design variety, gates, half diamonds, diamonds, double diamonds, a triple diamond, TAS jumps, planes, T-bones, inverts, corners and all possible generic variations with standard spikes, little spikes, giant spikes, killer blocks, delicious fruits, brown platform jumping, again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again, you lose count.
What is the purpose of this game?
1) To be the longest practice tool in existence?
2) To play almost all fangames in the future and say: "I have seen that before?"
3) An endurance test?
4) To make you reflect on why you're wasting your life away like this?
Well:
1) It is.
2) It fails. Good fangames don't use generic designs.
3) It isn't. This is torture.
4) It succeeds. The answer can result in depression.
Last screens pose a challenge, and of course, they look horrible.
Is there any redeeming quality in playing this?
A: No.
Is there a sense of accomplishment?
A: No
Did it improve my skills?
A: No, because funnily enough, I already knew all jumps
Did I have the worst time in my life?
A: Well.... no!! I can't explain why in the calmest sections of the game, I was drifting away, like walking through a park. Only you don't focus on the park, you focus on the nonsense your mind is thinking of.
Now, take a look at this; it's quite something:
Time: 6:12:18
Deaths: 6218
---Those are absolutely chilling numbers.... Why are they so similar? Is there a message behind this? God, is it you?
Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 65 65
Dec 1, 2019
skdursh
For: I wanna be the Neon 3
For: I wanna be the Neon 3
It's pretty good and your enjoyment might vary with whether or not you enjoy Nader's style of needle. I generally like the visuals but have to take a break from playing more often than with typical fangames as the neon line everything can give me a bit of a headache after a while. And while this isn't directly levied at Nader specifically, his game does fall under the umbrella of how the popularity of a streamer/fangame maker often skews objective criticism of the game in question toward the higher end simply because people like that person or know their name. It's a well designed game with solid generally forgiving needle and standard gimmicks used well, the hub halfway through the game was a nice surprise likely inspired by CN3... it was all very good, just not amazing and I just can't get on the hype train with everyone else and their GOTY ratings.
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Rating: 7.6 76
Difficulty: 68 68
Dec 1, 2019