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lnko
For: I Wanna Enjoy Some Cancer Needle
For: I Wanna Enjoy Some Cancer Needle
Extremely difficult needle game, the second hardest I've beaten, hardest being discord makers. I would say this was harder than any single area in that game, but also much more fun to grind.
There are many things I really like about this game. The visuals are really nice, music choice is fine, although I ended up listening to my own after 10 hours or so.
What I find most imortant is the level design though, which is absolutely outstanding, pretty much exactly what I would want from a needle game. There is only one jump I don't like (3rd screen first save vine), which is really amazing for such a hard game. It is mostly made up of long jump sequences with water, platform jumps and a few vines. The difficulty curve is good too, starts out very hard and keeps getting harder, with the exception of one easy(er) save. The last save is the hardest by a lot, and if you choke a lot like me, most of your time will be spent on it. Beating any save in this game feels really satisfying, especially the final one.
The biggest problem with the game is the extreme difficulty rendering it unplayable to most people.
Also I wish it had a more serious\better sounding title. At one point there is a pretty dumb align troll, but in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't really matter.
I would recommend this only to very confident needle players. It is one of my personal favorites, but definitely isn't for most people.
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There are many things I really like about this game. The visuals are really nice, music choice is fine, although I ended up listening to my own after 10 hours or so.
What I find most imortant is the level design though, which is absolutely outstanding, pretty much exactly what I would want from a needle game. There is only one jump I don't like (3rd screen first save vine), which is really amazing for such a hard game. It is mostly made up of long jump sequences with water, platform jumps and a few vines. The difficulty curve is good too, starts out very hard and keeps getting harder, with the exception of one easy(er) save. The last save is the hardest by a lot, and if you choke a lot like me, most of your time will be spent on it. Beating any save in this game feels really satisfying, especially the final one.
The biggest problem with the game is the extreme difficulty rendering it unplayable to most people.
Also I wish it had a more serious\better sounding title. At one point there is a pretty dumb align troll, but in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't really matter.
I would recommend this only to very confident needle players. It is one of my personal favorites, but definitely isn't for most people.
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 93 93
Oct 14, 2018
ElCochran90
For: I wanna Struggle Momentarily
For: I wanna Struggle Momentarily
This was submitted two years ago, so my expectations are really high for I Wanna Defy the Director, because this is only a preview and it has great visuals, a great theme, creative patterns and an absorbing atmosphere of death. This seems like either a sci-fi dream or an afterlife experience for The Kid. Who knows?
Kyir, give me a shout whenever you deliver what you promised, because I was left wanting much more!
Kyir, give me a shout whenever you deliver what you promised, because I was left wanting much more!
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 35 35
Oct 14, 2018
ElCochran90
For: I wanna be the Zero Game
For: I wanna be the Zero Game
The mini-games section bumped the rating, because it pumped me up. My lack of Japanese language knowledge cost me some deaths, but the experience was worth it. It starts promisingly with an adorable Kirby-themed environment, then comes the best part of the game in the middle, and culminates with a very short Cave Story section that could have been longer. It would seem like the game was just made to show off graphics (which are nice) and the aforementioned mini-games section.
For half an hour at the most, it is worth spending some time.
P.S. The title screen song is great.
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For half an hour at the most, it is worth spending some time.
P.S. The title screen song is great.
Rating: 4.7 47
Difficulty: 30 30
Oct 14, 2018
Makedounia
For: I wanna go across the Crimson Rainbow
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For: I wanna go across the Crimson Rainbow
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Rating: 8.4 84
Difficulty: 69 69
Oct 14, 2018
Wolsk
For: I wanna be the Wana
For: I wanna be the Wana
3 screens of really bad traps and triggers. There are so many more triggers than you can ever imagine.
This game isn't your average bad; it is advanced bad.
Do not recommend.
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This game isn't your average bad; it is advanced bad.
Do not recommend.
Rating: 1.2 12
Difficulty: 39 39
Oct 14, 2018
theTics
For: маленький человек 4
For: маленький человек 4
I usually collect clear savefiles. But as soon as I beat this game, the savefile is gone with the game. So, I had to clear it again, as well as downloading. But I still had fun with it, and the concept of 1 giant map where you can zoom in or out whenever you want is pretty cool. Music, background, and boss was nice, too.
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Rating: 6.1 61
Difficulty: 42 42
Oct 14, 2018
theTics
For: I wanna run the Marathon
For: I wanna run the Marathon
Most of the stages are quite generic and thier traps are irritating. The only stage that I had fun was a pokemon stage, which was already shown in IWBTfangame. My 7.0 rating was because of very high production value, and the enjoyment was well below par.
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 60 60
Oct 14, 2018
TheNewDudos
For: Four-dimensional cube barrage demo
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For: Four-dimensional cube barrage demo
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Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: N/A
Oct 14, 2018
Delicious Fruit