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261_iw
For: I wanna be dima_wallhacks
For: I wanna be dima_wallhacks
Silly meme needle. You won't have an issue with it if you're somewhat experienced with needle, I managed to clear it in 3:40 minutes on my first playthrough.
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 30 30
Jun 14, 2025
kdnh
For: I wanna 0721
For: I wanna 0721
Poor align maze
Tagged as: Needle
one_screen
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Rating: 3.5 35
Difficulty: 71 71
Jun 14, 2025
Fishuser
For: I wanna be the Ordinary Needle
For: I wanna be the Ordinary Needle
insane precision needle game with cactuses :)
really fun but last save is really fucked up and felt a bit like rng
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really fun but last save is really fucked up and felt a bit like rng
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 93 93
Jun 14, 2025
theTics
For: I wanna be the Second Challenger
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For: I wanna be the Second Challenger
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Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 39 39
Jun 14, 2025
GaspacoZanis
For: わたしたわしわたしたわ
For: わたしたわしわたしたわ
When you start the game you can choose either going to the portal 'tintin' or 'unko', which basically are 'load game' and 'new game' equivalents.
If you read the author's comment on I wanna wiki, you will understand the goal of this game. Here is the comment:
'棒人間にたわしを渡したらクリアです
わたしたわしわたしたわ は上から読んでも下から読んでも わたしたわしわたしたわ'
The translation I got:
'You clear the stage when you hand the scrubbing brush to the stick figure.
I handed over the scrubbing brush. Whether you read it from the top or from the bottom. I handed over the scrubbing brush.'
The first sentence shows what you need to do in this game. The second sentence in Japanese reads as 'wa-ta-shi ta-wa-shi wa-ta-shi-ta wa' - you can read syllables from either of directions and it will be the same phrase. So it is a joke that only Japanese speakers will understand. But, I mean the author's nickname can be translated as 'A person who is good at composing haiku'. So there is that.
In the game you literally shoot the scrubbing brushes. If it hits the stickman, then you get a text (that spawns in a random position) saying 'CLEIR!'. You can continue shooting and you will get more text over the screen. But it will causes laggs.
You can also miss getting on Stickman, but you can literally shoot spam and you will get. Or you can get behind the stickman, because you cannot die in this game.
As for the loading screen, as from what I understand 'tintin' means basically 'pee-pee' and 'unko' is 'poop'. Well, I guess that is certainly a choice for loading and new game, isn't it?
0.1 for an effort. Other than that, not funny.
Would not recommend.
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If you read the author's comment on I wanna wiki, you will understand the goal of this game. Here is the comment:
'棒人間にたわしを渡したらクリアです
わたしたわしわたしたわ は上から読んでも下から読んでも わたしたわしわたしたわ'
The translation I got:
'You clear the stage when you hand the scrubbing brush to the stick figure.
I handed over the scrubbing brush. Whether you read it from the top or from the bottom. I handed over the scrubbing brush.'
The first sentence shows what you need to do in this game. The second sentence in Japanese reads as 'wa-ta-shi ta-wa-shi wa-ta-shi-ta wa' - you can read syllables from either of directions and it will be the same phrase. So it is a joke that only Japanese speakers will understand. But, I mean the author's nickname can be translated as 'A person who is good at composing haiku'. So there is that.
In the game you literally shoot the scrubbing brushes. If it hits the stickman, then you get a text (that spawns in a random position) saying 'CLEIR!'. You can continue shooting and you will get more text over the screen. But it will causes laggs.
You can also miss getting on Stickman, but you can literally shoot spam and you will get. Or you can get behind the stickman, because you cannot die in this game.
As for the loading screen, as from what I understand 'tintin' means basically 'pee-pee' and 'unko' is 'poop'. Well, I guess that is certainly a choice for loading and new game, isn't it?
0.1 for an effort. Other than that, not funny.
Would not recommend.
Rating: 0.1 1
Difficulty: 1 1
Jun 14, 2025
Delicious Fruit