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YoSniper
For: Not Another Needle Game
For: Not Another Needle Game
This is one of those fangames that I don't ever see myself beating, but that I still respect tremendously. The majority of fangames try too hard to be hard, and recycle the same small set of gimmicks to create long, drawn-out levels that require high precision in order to proceed. This game basically takes this concept and parodies it with just the right kind of humor.
Each stage focuses on a single "cliche" among fangames. Whether it's the double-jump restore, pixel alignment, fitting the kid in a small safe spot next to a spike, or activating triggers, each stage has a small number of rooms that provide challenging puzzles without going overboard.
The graphics, while some might consider bland due to the absence of color, accentuate the plot that this Kid is some sort of test subject going through some sort of experiment. I think it makes things easier to see, and figuring out the jumps really boils down to a lot less trial and error of where to go, but rather timing the commands correctly.
The music is also fantastic, and the game does not overstay its welcome.
Great job, TheNewGeezer!
[15] Likes
Each stage focuses on a single "cliche" among fangames. Whether it's the double-jump restore, pixel alignment, fitting the kid in a small safe spot next to a spike, or activating triggers, each stage has a small number of rooms that provide challenging puzzles without going overboard.
The graphics, while some might consider bland due to the absence of color, accentuate the plot that this Kid is some sort of test subject going through some sort of experiment. I think it makes things easier to see, and figuring out the jumps really boils down to a lot less trial and error of where to go, but rather timing the commands correctly.
The music is also fantastic, and the game does not overstay its welcome.
Great job, TheNewGeezer!
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 75 75
Sep 13, 2015
Zorgo [Creator]
For: I wanna beat the Zorgo Needle
For: I wanna beat the Zorgo Needle
Tagged as: Trash
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: N/A
Sep 13, 2015
just_another_Guy
For: I wanna be the Shrine Maiden 2
For: I wanna be the Shrine Maiden 2
shitty physics + hard bosses = crap (not saying that hard is bad, but rather this combination)
[2] Likes
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 85 85
Sep 13, 2015
LOLGamer
For: I wanna be the Shrine Maiden 2
For: I wanna be the Shrine Maiden 2
Garbage game with weird physics, bad platforming, annoying traps and excruciating Touhou bosses that'll force you to grind more than 100 hours. The visuals are nice but that's the only good thing I can say about it.
[1] Like
Rating: 0.9 9
Difficulty: 93 93
Sep 13, 2015
just_another_Guy
For: I wanna be the Dark Blue
For: I wanna be the Dark Blue
Tagged as: Gimmick
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.7 77
Difficulty: 27 27
Sep 13, 2015
just_another_Guy
For: I wanna be the Little runner
For: I wanna be the Little runner
Perfect game for beginners I'd say. Was pretty fun.
[3] Likes
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 30 30
Sep 13, 2015
just_another_Guy
For: I wanna be the Device
For: I wanna be the Device
Bad lovetrap clone.
Updated review: it was more enjoyable the second time around
[1] Like
Updated review: it was more enjoyable the second time around
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 80 80
Sep 13, 2015
just_another_Guy
For: I wanna L
For: I wanna L
Tagged as: L_Game
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 70 70
Sep 13, 2015
just_another_Guy
For: I wanna try a Collab
For: I wanna try a Collab
The donkey kong avoidance had me in tears.
Only bad parts are one of Piece's needle levels and the needle megaman part.
[3] Likes
Only bad parts are one of Piece's needle levels and the needle megaman part.
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 60 60
Sep 13, 2015
just_another_Guy
For: I Wanna be the Very Best
For: I Wanna be the Very Best
Shittiest controls ever. Thanks Solgryn.
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Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 69 69
Sep 13, 2015