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Paragus
For: I wanna be the Blue needle
#Stopthegrid
What is the obsession with this scrolling grid background? Just because you use the visuals and music from K3, does not make your game K3. The god damn scrolling grid didn't even look good in that game, yet we keep seeing it over and over again, in an endless cycle of dogshit.

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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 35 35
Mar 10, 2015
Paragus
For: I wanna be the Forehead 2
This is a pretty long game that has a lot of booby traps and trolls. The production value is a mixed bag, but the platforming is interesting at times. Some of the stages use gimmicks that are interesting and frustrating at times. The last few stages the difficulty ramps up a bit. Be warned there is an entire stage of quiz questions at one point that can be annoying.

The bosses can be frustrating at times with the RNG, there's a full blown avoidance fight late in the game and a semi avoidance earlier. The final boss is pretty decent although cheap at times due to the randomness of some of the attacks.

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Tagged as: Trap Long
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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 55 55
Mar 10, 2015
Paragus
For: I wanna be the Castle Needle
One screen of mediocre needle.

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Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 40 40
Mar 10, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Strong
So, The Kid got stronger by beating many fangames (Namely XX, TAS, Bye the Bye and another game that I didn't recognize), and now we have The Strong, a invincible kid whose bullets can destroy everything when charged, like in the middle of the game, when some evil dude summons a double diamond and The Strong just destroys it with a shoot. The Strong can even use a spell card, which defeated Taisa near the end of the game. A cool story, I really loved this game. You can also use it to test a bit of your avoidance skills at Taisa's fight. The end was also fitting.
However, it's more of a small story than of a game itself, so it's not exactly what most of the fangame players are looking for. I enjoyed it, but many probably won't. Sad thing.

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Tagged as: Special
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 1 1
Mar 9, 2015
WrathofAnubis
For: I wanna be the Strong
A game where you are invincible. Enjoy the feeling, but it'll get boring kinda quickly.

Also the ricochet sound is cool for exactly the first ten times you hear it, and then it's incredibly annoying...

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Tagged as: Special
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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 1 1
Mar 9, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna dip the Crusty Benis
Cool and short fangame. Has some long needle sections, but most of them aren't too hard (The first save has a fairly hard jump, but there is a save nearby, so you can just savejump through). Would give it a higher rating if it was longer, didn't close automatically after the end, and a few more game design issues. The level design itself is good.
The peak of the difficulty comes at the avoidance. After the first screen, you'll get to a room with some sort of monster that will start to shoot cherries at you. The only problem is that the cherries are shot at a very high speed, so if you don't have some good reflexes or a great amount of luck, you're bound to die a lot. The avoidance lasts for around 20 seconds, after which you have to get to the end of the room under a rain of lightning-speed cherries.
Would recommend for people who are good with long needle sections and with fast-paced RNG.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance
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Rating: 6.7 67       Difficulty: 55 55
Mar 9, 2015
AGoofierGoober
For: I wanna be the Dark Blue
Serves its role of providing new players somewhere to familiarize themselves with a wide variety of mechanics, one of the better games to start out with. It's decent if you want an easy game to race but probably not worth playing for itself if you're past the beginning stage of your fangame career.

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Rating: 4.8 48       Difficulty: 29 29
Mar 9, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Castle Needle
Symmetric one-screen needle with a few triggers. It's not too bad, the music is nice and the visuals are alright. The jumps are mostly generic, and the sphincters are as bad as always, though. Wouldn't recommend.

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Tagged as: Needle Trap
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 48 48
Mar 9, 2015
AGoofierGoober
For: I wanna be the Catharsis
One of the most visually pleasing fangames I've played, Catharsis offers a variety of unique platforming and top tier spike art. Catharsis contains few "gimmicks" and it uses them sparingly, rarely have I played a game with gravity reversing saves I actually enjoyed. The easy difficulty is a good way to be introduced to the needle genre and the normal difficulty is a great challenge that nevers feels oppressive. Overall an A+ needle game.

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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 69 69
Mar 9, 2015
AGoofierGoober
For: I wanna kill the Maker
One of the better medley games out there, it's biggest strengths are the fantastic production value and the excellent variety it provides in terms of the styles of platforming chosen. The rated difficulty is hard mode with easy mode probably being around a 50. The guest stages were generally fantastic examples of how to build gimmicky platforming, eversion is the exception to this as the saves are easy but absurdly long making for a frustrating experience. While this game suffers from a difficulty curve more resembling an ECG than a pleasant slope it never gets too frustrating and the individual levels are fun, so don't get scared off if stage 2 is giving you trouble, it doesn't get much harder from there. Playing through heavily nerfed versions of much harder games than this was also a blast.

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Rating: 6.9 69       Difficulty: 65 65
Mar 9, 2015
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