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For: I wanna be the Boshy
I played the game on Ez-mode. So I am not the Boshy. But I don't care. I played all the way through this amazing game.
I can't really rate this game by difficulty because Ez-mode, but it would be 35.

Everything below is a spoiler, but hey, this game is more than 5 years old. I am sure everyone knows what this game contains.

World 1 is a nice introduction to the game. Easy and fun. Though some people rage quitted before even reaching Ear Rape Spider... I have no idea why.
Boss 1 is easy and fun. It has awesome music, which will definetely want you to keep playing. IT IS HELLO KITTY. Or Hell Kitty, that's her name in the credits.
World 2 is one of the longest worlds, and one of the best ones. It also has Kracko miniboss, which will take some time, and DeDeDe miniboss which 99% of the players will beat first try.
Boss 2, Ryu, is where Ez-mode's challenge begins. It took me 1 day do defeat him.
World 3... Pretty easy. Lots of parts were nerfed for Ez-mode.
Boss 3 will be a rage quit point for many players. This boss has 3 phases. Oh, Mario, why...
World 4 is my personal favorite. It took some time to complete it. I love all the VVVVVV references, like room with one exit, Vedi Veni Vici, and the Gravitron.
Boss 4... is the easiest boss. Why is Biollante so easy?
World 5 is, in my opinion, one of the easiest worlds. The beginning is very hard if you don't know what to do, but other than that, this is super easy.
Boss 5 is the rage quit point for most of the players. But for me, Sonic was as hard as Mario, took me 3 days.
World 6 is not that memorable. The only memorable parts are the only jumpscare which is not the spider, and Gradius segment.
Boss 6, Skeleton King, is super easy after Mario and Sonic.
World 7 is so random. You've got a Milon's Secret Castle background, with DuckTales music, you have to shoot Touhou characters and then ride in an F-Zero car to progress, avoid Count Dracula, and drop down to a cave with MGS music and a Scooby-Doo ghost. What?
Boss 7... Megaman... was the rage quit point to me. I fought him for 2 weeks with no progress. 9 months after rage quit, I came back. I fought him for another 2 weeks, and then I finally killed him. If only you knew how happy I was...
World 8 has infamous Good Level Design room. I did not remember anything else.
Boss 8, Shang Tsung, is the least memorable boss. He has a pretty memorable ending, though.
World 9 is full of puzzles. I knew solutions to all of them already, so it was super easy. Giant McGoo miniboss was no problem for me.
Boss 9... I did not bother to fight Ganon, I just used a glitch to freeze him and murder him. He is really easy apperantly, so I don't feel guilty.
World 10. The hardest world. Wasn't too bad. Ryu Hayabusa miniboss was skipped.
Boss 10 was really nice and memorable. And easy.
World 11 felt like a filler world. I do not remember anything from this world. Tower was skipped.
Final Path is super easy and super short for a good reason...
He took me like a week. Phase 1, 3 and 4 are about memorization. Phase 2 is RNG.
I skipped phase 4 though, thanks to doubleshot glitch.

This is one of the best games I played. It does have some flaws, but other than that, it's a masterpiece. Great job, Solgryn.

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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: N/A
Aug 29, 2016
For: I wanna be Easy!
The first fangame I ever played.
It's actually a really nice game to start with.
The only problem with this game is that it has too many different themes for stages, and they are changed very quickly. So it's most likely that you will not remember anything from this game. Well, maybe you will remember some bosses.
So, if you want to start playing fangames, I recommend to start with this one.

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Rating: 6.9 69       Difficulty: 10 10
Aug 29, 2016
For: I wanna be the EeOneGuy
This is a game about Russian YouTuber EeOneGuy. Therefore, all text in the game is Russian. Though this text is not that nessesary if you played fangames before.

When you just start the game, you will already notice that the physics in this game are not like in all other fangames. You fall faster, you jump slower, etc.

The savepoints in this game look very weird, and you will most likely think that you touch it to save, but no. You shoot it. It is actually written at the beginning of the game, but, as I said before, it is written in Russian.

Alright, time to talk about the game itself.
World 1 is pretty nice, to be honest. It has good platforming, nice traps and challenging gameplay.
This world also has a Yoshi miniboss which requires to press specific arrow keys at specific time. You can just mash the arrow keys and win.
Boss 1 is a bottle of oil. Unless you watched EeOneGuy, you would have no idea why is this a boss. It is very easy, it just moves left and right, and near the end it will start going up and down in insane patterns.
World 2 is where the unique controls of the game will be horrible, because it has needle jumps. Really, I had to edit my savefile just because I couldn't do a gate jump! A gate jump! This world also features jump refreshers, and they actually made this world more enjoyable.
Boss 2 is Lololoshka, EeOneGuy's brother. He is a really simple boss, but he is definetely better than oil boss. I actually enjoyed this boss a lot.
And here the game ends. It was abandoned.
There is a remake of this game called EeOneGuy Adventure, but it is way worse.

That was one of the first fangames I played, and I think it was not a bad start. However, I do not recommend this game.

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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 30 30
Aug 29, 2016
For: Not Another Needle Game
Normally, I dislike needle games. When I first heard about NANG, I thought that I will not enjoy it. But since this game was made by Thenewgeezer, the maker of infamous I Wanna Kill The Guy, I decided to try it... And I quickly realized that I was wrong when I thought this game is unenjoyable. This is a masterpiece.

First of all, gimmicks. There are lots and lots of gimmicks. Each one made the game more enjoyable and made me keep going. (Well, except the darkness gimmick. It is the only part of the game I disliked)
Second of all, music. Thenewgeezer really knows what music to use in his games. It is always fitting and enjoyable.
Third of all, the AI. He talks with you on every floor of every stage. That is a nice touch. Honestly, this made the game more enjoyable and more unique.
And finally, this game is incredibly long. I knew it when I first started it, so I did not expect to beat the whole game. I wanted to at least get Bad Ending. But this game was so good and enjoyable that I made it all the way to True Ending.

This is definetely the best needle game.

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Rating: 9.9 99       Difficulty: 70 70
Aug 29, 2016
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