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kdnh
For: I wanna to a place with warm
For: I wanna to a place with warm
Tagged as: Needle
one_screen
[0] Likes
Rating: 3.8 38
Difficulty: 42 42
Aug 2, 2023
kdnh
For: I wanna be the Thunder Bolt
For: I wanna be the Thunder Bolt
[Unclear]
It's confusing that I beat the first Boss but gain no item.
[0] Likes
It's confusing that I beat the first Boss but gain no item.
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: N/A
Aug 2, 2023
kdnh
For: I wanna travel in the sky
For: I wanna travel in the sky
Rating based on some hard shortcuts.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 45 45
Aug 2, 2023
xva
For: I Wanna BF
For: I Wanna BF
it was pretty fun didnt take me long though
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.3 63
Difficulty: 40 40
Aug 2, 2023
xva
For: I Wanna Be The Athena
For: I Wanna Be The Athena
a hades-like with a very large difficulty imbalance severely negatively impacting the gameplay. jumps felt kinda good though. doesn't set itself apart from other hades-likes, wouldn't recommend.
Tagged as: Needle
Hades-like
[3] Likes
Rating: 4.2 42
Difficulty: 74 74
Aug 2, 2023
MooMooArmageddon
For: I Wanna be a Good Guy
For: I Wanna be a Good Guy
dumb but in a good way
[1] Like
Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 39 39
Aug 2, 2023
YoSniper
For: I wanna be the Platinum
For: I wanna be the Platinum
HOW IS IT IMPOSSIBLE?!
No, but seriously, this game holds a special place in my heart just due to its unique charm, for lack of better words. It was among the first to use my old engine, and employed resources from Zoop.
Of course, the game is full of glaring flaws, not the least of which is the lag due to the sheer number of objects in almost every room. There are plenty of invisible blocks, fake blocks, and traps so slow you'd have to be a sloth to not react fast enough. Occasionally there are enemies which may as well not be there, as they are a minor nuisance and all die in one hit anyway.
The bosses are all incredibly easy. With the exception of the Windows Error boss, it's almost impossible to lose to one. Just spam bullets until they die, at which point they'll go through a death animation that loops back around and freezes on the first frame before the instance gets destroyed. Defeating the Windows Error boss depends mainly on RNG luck, as it's possible for the boss to get locked in a spot too high to reach, and if you don't kill it in time, there will be too many bouncing projectiles to avoid.
The hardest part of this game is the miniboss in the last two worlds that takes a butt-ton of bullets and spams circle attacks.
And of course, the broken English dialog is a hoot.
[3] Likes
No, but seriously, this game holds a special place in my heart just due to its unique charm, for lack of better words. It was among the first to use my old engine, and employed resources from Zoop.
Of course, the game is full of glaring flaws, not the least of which is the lag due to the sheer number of objects in almost every room. There are plenty of invisible blocks, fake blocks, and traps so slow you'd have to be a sloth to not react fast enough. Occasionally there are enemies which may as well not be there, as they are a minor nuisance and all die in one hit anyway.
The bosses are all incredibly easy. With the exception of the Windows Error boss, it's almost impossible to lose to one. Just spam bullets until they die, at which point they'll go through a death animation that loops back around and freezes on the first frame before the instance gets destroyed. Defeating the Windows Error boss depends mainly on RNG luck, as it's possible for the boss to get locked in a spot too high to reach, and if you don't kill it in time, there will be too many bouncing projectiles to avoid.
The hardest part of this game is the miniboss in the last two worlds that takes a butt-ton of bullets and spams circle attacks.
And of course, the broken English dialog is a hoot.
Rating: 4.8 48
Difficulty: 8 8
Aug 1, 2023
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna be the Tegliem
For: I wanna be the Tegliem
Imo quite underrated in difficulty by people, some screens are kinda harsh in comparison to others
[2] Likes
Rating: 6.4 64
Difficulty: 35 35
Aug 1, 2023
Delicious Fruit