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LastTISisLife
For: I wanna sort myself out
For: I wanna sort myself out
Don't care about playing extra, but main game was good artistic needle with cool vibes and great design overall. Can recommend
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Rating: 8.2 82
Difficulty: 71 71
Jul 11, 2024
LastTISisLife
For: I Wanna Nonamed Spike 2
For: I Wanna Nonamed Spike 2
At this time i not really remember this game that well, but i figured i need to leave review on it, since i think i will never clear it on 100 %, as i initially wanted. Sooo....
For any% stages:
-Gafro was pretty fun 1-save screens challenge, probably top-3 here
-Whiteshadow was okay i believe, this is the stage i almost don't remember, except it was quite easier than the rest
-Shinobu was kinda nice precision needle, but it was heavily disbalanced and has some notorious saves
-GlayTV was hard and great and has cool gimmick. And cool visuals imo as well. Best stage ig
-Dengol has interesting concept, but execution kinda sucks ass
-Иyinmir has clearly something on mind. Some of the most unique sections i've ever seen in needle collabs like this, but boy, it was awkward quite often, especially inviskid screens and basically sort of pattern avoidance save
-Medley was pretty cool actually. Some interesting outline design here and some funny twists
-OccultCube was kinda plain, but okay still
-Biogom was Zero from JP Side, but good
-Mobiun was based, but very dumb
-PDplayer has some really fucking great light-puzzle platforming. Top-2 stage for me
-Soap was cool trigger journey, last save was hard
-AHS stands quite apart, because it's by far the hardest stage in any%, like really by far. All saves were pretty subpar, but also not that bad, just kinda okay, but difficulty kinda drags them, i think if they were not 1-save they could be better, but whatever. Save 3 was hardest out of 4 and probably the worst as well
For extra stages (i beat 5/7):
-EX Dengol was insane, but honestly very interesting to play, despite being quite vertigo-inducing
-EX Mobuin was awful. Both saves were atrocious on their own different way
-EX Soap was fun very long trigger-chasing save. Twist at the end is very cruel (i respect it tho)
-EX Biogom was not that bad, but the last save kinda sucks balls
-EX Иyinmir was really bad, and again last save was real bitch
And the ones that i've not beaten, buuuut:
-EX AHS. Fuck it. Save 1 was already not okay, but save 2... Probably, worst needle save i've ever seriously attempted to beat, like it's actually almost bottom of the barrel. Save contains of absolutely non-sense difficult jumps that are placed in worst possible way balance-wise where hardest jumps are at the start and at the end. Most of those jumps make no sense even separately, but as a whole save... Yeah, lack of oneness and style in this save is absurdly large, and amount of bullshit is ridiculous. 15 hours was wasted in trash can, and the only thing that was left after it is literal headache and endless feeling of anger. This is the thing that forever turn me from dreaming about 100 %-ing this game, because i don't wanna experience this save ever in my life at this point
-EX GlayTV. I was always looking forward for that, but after playing a bit it seems that despite having some of the best tracks i've ever heard in needle and some occasional cool jumps, it just too hard for the sake of being too hard. Maybe i will change opinion and will give this a shot in future, but i doubt it
Overall, it was not bad collab when we talking about any%. Extra is downhill and you probably don't need to go through it, at least i will not recommend it. Final ratings based only on any% experience, but as you can already guess, if we count extra, enjoyment will fall drastically as well as difficulty will probably break through 90 bar
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For any% stages:
-Gafro was pretty fun 1-save screens challenge, probably top-3 here
-Whiteshadow was okay i believe, this is the stage i almost don't remember, except it was quite easier than the rest
-Shinobu was kinda nice precision needle, but it was heavily disbalanced and has some notorious saves
-GlayTV was hard and great and has cool gimmick. And cool visuals imo as well. Best stage ig
-Dengol has interesting concept, but execution kinda sucks ass
-Иyinmir has clearly something on mind. Some of the most unique sections i've ever seen in needle collabs like this, but boy, it was awkward quite often, especially inviskid screens and basically sort of pattern avoidance save
-Medley was pretty cool actually. Some interesting outline design here and some funny twists
-OccultCube was kinda plain, but okay still
-Biogom was Zero from JP Side, but good
-Mobiun was based, but very dumb
-PDplayer has some really fucking great light-puzzle platforming. Top-2 stage for me
-Soap was cool trigger journey, last save was hard
-AHS stands quite apart, because it's by far the hardest stage in any%, like really by far. All saves were pretty subpar, but also not that bad, just kinda okay, but difficulty kinda drags them, i think if they were not 1-save they could be better, but whatever. Save 3 was hardest out of 4 and probably the worst as well
For extra stages (i beat 5/7):
-EX Dengol was insane, but honestly very interesting to play, despite being quite vertigo-inducing
-EX Mobuin was awful. Both saves were atrocious on their own different way
-EX Soap was fun very long trigger-chasing save. Twist at the end is very cruel (i respect it tho)
-EX Biogom was not that bad, but the last save kinda sucks balls
-EX Иyinmir was really bad, and again last save was real bitch
And the ones that i've not beaten, buuuut:
-EX AHS. Fuck it. Save 1 was already not okay, but save 2... Probably, worst needle save i've ever seriously attempted to beat, like it's actually almost bottom of the barrel. Save contains of absolutely non-sense difficult jumps that are placed in worst possible way balance-wise where hardest jumps are at the start and at the end. Most of those jumps make no sense even separately, but as a whole save... Yeah, lack of oneness and style in this save is absurdly large, and amount of bullshit is ridiculous. 15 hours was wasted in trash can, and the only thing that was left after it is literal headache and endless feeling of anger. This is the thing that forever turn me from dreaming about 100 %-ing this game, because i don't wanna experience this save ever in my life at this point
-EX GlayTV. I was always looking forward for that, but after playing a bit it seems that despite having some of the best tracks i've ever heard in needle and some occasional cool jumps, it just too hard for the sake of being too hard. Maybe i will change opinion and will give this a shot in future, but i doubt it
Overall, it was not bad collab when we talking about any%. Extra is downhill and you probably don't need to go through it, at least i will not recommend it. Final ratings based only on any% experience, but as you can already guess, if we count extra, enjoyment will fall drastically as well as difficulty will probably break through 90 bar
Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 86 86
Jul 11, 2024
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna go to night sky
For: I wanna go to night sky
Awesome adventure with neat trap stages (some traps were honestly like S-tier) and really cool apple bosses. Boss of ground stage has cool feature, where you need go between screens to chase him, which is quite underused in fangames and i was really glad to see this thing here. Recommend for trap and boss enjoyers
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Rating: 7.6 76
Difficulty: 42 42
Jul 11, 2024
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna GHQ
For: I wanna GHQ
I Wanna GHQ aka I Wanna Go Home Quickly is absolutely not that bad of an adventure. Trap stage was pretty good with couple of screens being pretty based, switch block and water stages were decent, despite being kinda dull, and final stage was very alright as well. Bosses were also quite good honestly, they are all has some charm and a bit of uniquiness. Final boss is especially pretty strong example of rare type of boss with implemented platforming, which is always cool to see. All in all, this game definitely not deserving such a low ratings, it's quite good time waste if you like oldscool and simple adventures
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Rating: 6.4 64
Difficulty: 39 39
Jul 11, 2024
Sheldons_Pet_Rock
For: I wanna kill the Kermit 2
For: I wanna kill the Kermit 2
Spoilers for the game below:
I absolutely loved this game. The copyrighted music gives this game a unique feel compared to other needle games, and the gimmick needle and bosses were fun all the way through (except for the yellow warp with tight needle, that was an awful experience). Some highlights for me were UFO Kermit (very fun challenge), the avoidance in Gray Stage, Puppet Kermit (which is full of awesomely creative attacks), and the limited lives gimmick in Crimson Stage. A few other stages and bosses were mediocre, but overall I had a great time.
Totally recommend!
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I absolutely loved this game. The copyrighted music gives this game a unique feel compared to other needle games, and the gimmick needle and bosses were fun all the way through (except for the yellow warp with tight needle, that was an awful experience). Some highlights for me were UFO Kermit (very fun challenge), the avoidance in Gray Stage, Puppet Kermit (which is full of awesomely creative attacks), and the limited lives gimmick in Crimson Stage. A few other stages and bosses were mediocre, but overall I had a great time.
Totally recommend!
Rating: 9.2 92
Difficulty: 69 69
Jul 11, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: I Wanna Reach the Exit 2!
For: I Wanna Reach the Exit 2!
The final stage was definitely the highlight for me personally, and the stage with screenwrap was also quite cool, definitely not my favorite game but I appreciate what is here.
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Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 37 37
Jul 11, 2024
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna be the Aisaka
For: I wanna be the Aisaka
Decently cool game although I generally thought the earlier parts were more interesting than the later parts, it was still pretty fun throughout and has some unique sections.
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Rating: 6.7 67
Difficulty: 36 36
Jul 11, 2024