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egg [Creator]
For: I Wanna Kill The Needer Games
For: I Wanna Kill The Needer Games
i tried. don't blame me.
[10] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Oct 21, 2018
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna pass 15 blue rooms
For: I wanna pass 15 blue rooms
A 12-screen medley of ultra-generic needle screens that, naturally, ends up being just as generic. The tilesets are all changed to a pretty basic color scheme of black and blue, which I don't really mind, but might get a little repetitive after a while. Quite a few ugly saves that just kept bumping my enjoyment down, ridiculously repetitive and I don't think I've enjoyed a single bit of it. Wouldn't recommend.
[4] Likes
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 73 73
Oct 21, 2018
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Equivocal
For: I wanna be the Equivocal
A neat needle game where the keyword is "Believe". Any jump is possible as long as you believe in yourself (And in your inputs, anyway). Lots of hard jumps you can just barely make with some precise maneuvers. Most of the jumps are unique, the visuals are nice and the music choices are pretty cool. The death sound isn't that loud either. However, the "hardest jump at the end of the save" thingy happens really often, mainly in the second half of the game, and that kind of ruined the experience for me.
I still enjoyed it to a certain extent, though. Would recommend, maybe.
I still enjoyed it to a certain extent, though. Would recommend, maybe.
Tagged as: Needle
[1] Like
Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 79 79
Oct 21, 2018
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the No Sense
For: I wanna be the No Sense
I wanna be the No Sense – game, which wants to be as nonsense. And LIPCONE did its best to make this game as much nonsensical as he could back in 2012.
Starting that game’s name has orthographical mistake in title already prepare use to the game. If you open game you will notice some kind of intro, which can be skipped, which is in Japanese. I don’t know Japanese, but I strongly believe that there is some nonsense written in there, since it would be canon to this game. Hey look, pokemon background and mouse cursor! But, wait, it isn’t Reshigia’s game, why it would be there? Oh, right! Because it is I wanna be the No Sense. Or it is esneS eht annaw I? I mean, that would explain why in difficulty screen impossible at the beginning, but medium is on the top. Since, I am lazy person, let’s just play on hard, because why not? What is the problem? Boring gameplay? No. Boring visuals? No. Restarting music? No. Fruits, which looks like apples, because of different sprite? Yes!!! IT ISN’T CANON! Anyway, needle is OK, and can be cleared in a few minutes, so everything fine. But, hey what is in that big portal? There you will meet with not-HD-quality Hatsune Miku, standard tileset and usual delicious fruit sprites (NOW THIS ISN’T CANON FOR TERMS OF THIS GAME!!!). Also, hey, Google chrome, Internet explorer, random black bullets and black lines, random visual effects (hey blue thing when timer shows ~1:26!, and also hey random Japanese text, which looks like obstacles but are just visual effects), random color background (don’t worry no epilepsy) and probably more, which totally is nonsensical. Gameplay may feel generic, but you won’t be bored, since watch out from random objects, also after you beat boss, go right without stopping, otherwise Google Chrome will kill you, which is unusual kind of troll. After that you will fall down, while hearing soundtrack from platforming and you can look on credits in Japanese, and if you understand Japanese then maybe you can even understand what LIPCONE had written. Anyway, hey looks like LIPCONE had made soundtrack for title screen and for platforming (at least I think so though)! That is unusual thing to see in fangames lol. Oh and then you will get again to the beginning of the game, which symbolize that game is endless and doesn’t have the last save, since it would be against the title.
Overall, this game does great to represent what game offers in its title, since you can stop bothering to find logic in this game, since there isn’t. And in such a terms this game is actually pretty good! Gameplay may seem boring and low quality, but can be found pretty fun 9at least for me, so that is why I am going to give this game pretty high rating, and after all, don’t miss what is the goal of making this game, OK? If so then I would actually recommend to try this game, oh wait it is private and can’t be found on internet, unless… [READ MORE]
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Starting that game’s name has orthographical mistake in title already prepare use to the game. If you open game you will notice some kind of intro, which can be skipped, which is in Japanese. I don’t know Japanese, but I strongly believe that there is some nonsense written in there, since it would be canon to this game. Hey look, pokemon background and mouse cursor! But, wait, it isn’t Reshigia’s game, why it would be there? Oh, right! Because it is I wanna be the No Sense. Or it is esneS eht annaw I? I mean, that would explain why in difficulty screen impossible at the beginning, but medium is on the top. Since, I am lazy person, let’s just play on hard, because why not? What is the problem? Boring gameplay? No. Boring visuals? No. Restarting music? No. Fruits, which looks like apples, because of different sprite? Yes!!! IT ISN’T CANON! Anyway, needle is OK, and can be cleared in a few minutes, so everything fine. But, hey what is in that big portal? There you will meet with not-HD-quality Hatsune Miku, standard tileset and usual delicious fruit sprites (NOW THIS ISN’T CANON FOR TERMS OF THIS GAME!!!). Also, hey, Google chrome, Internet explorer, random black bullets and black lines, random visual effects (hey blue thing when timer shows ~1:26!, and also hey random Japanese text, which looks like obstacles but are just visual effects), random color background (don’t worry no epilepsy) and probably more, which totally is nonsensical. Gameplay may feel generic, but you won’t be bored, since watch out from random objects, also after you beat boss, go right without stopping, otherwise Google Chrome will kill you, which is unusual kind of troll. After that you will fall down, while hearing soundtrack from platforming and you can look on credits in Japanese, and if you understand Japanese then maybe you can even understand what LIPCONE had written. Anyway, hey looks like LIPCONE had made soundtrack for title screen and for platforming (at least I think so though)! That is unusual thing to see in fangames lol. Oh and then you will get again to the beginning of the game, which symbolize that game is endless and doesn’t have the last save, since it would be against the title.
Overall, this game does great to represent what game offers in its title, since you can stop bothering to find logic in this game, since there isn’t. And in such a terms this game is actually pretty good! Gameplay may seem boring and low quality, but can be found pretty fun 9at least for me, so that is why I am going to give this game pretty high rating, and after all, don’t miss what is the goal of making this game, OK? If so then I would actually recommend to try this game, oh wait it is private and can’t be found on internet, unless… [READ MORE]
Rating: 5.6 56
Difficulty: 43 43
Oct 21, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna bigger penis
For: I wanna bigger penis
I learned 2 things from this game:
1) "Bigger" is a verb
2) A white kid can have a black penis
[14] Likes
1) "Bigger" is a verb
2) A white kid can have a black penis
Rating: 9.1 91
Difficulty: 35 35
Oct 21, 2018
GaspacoZanis
For: I don't wanna to study
For: I don't wanna to study
Pretty cool avoidance made by ケィ, which creator did make private, however I don’t know why. This is avoidance with catchy track, which gives player dothitbox and 5 HP if you play on normal. Avoidance itself is very fun, even though it has some unfair attacks, which can annoy pretty easily. I liked patterns and I liked attacks itself, since they really fit well and somehow aren’t too annoying, also if you understand the fight, then if you would like to reclear it, then it shouldn’t take too much on normal. My first cleared game by this creator, which I already like, nice! Also, I don’t really know why this game has such a title, did creator make this game, while he didn’t want to study or what? Anyway, I would recommend this one if you are looking for some avoidance, which isn’t too hard and which you can find somewhere or from someone.
P.S. Cleared also on very hard mode (1 HP), and can say that it is also as fun as on medium mode, difficulty around 48, I guess (took me 79 deaths and 35 minutes lol).
P.S. Cleared also on very hard mode (1 HP), and can say that it is also as fun as on medium mode, difficulty around 48, I guess (took me 79 deaths and 35 minutes lol).
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.6 66
Difficulty: 41 41
Oct 21, 2018
ArtismExpert
For: I wanna be the アイワナ制作初心者
For: I wanna be the アイワナ制作初心者
Don't be fooled by the fake end screen.
Bosses are fairly simple--the only difference between the two is one of them gains an extra attack halfway through.
Rating would have been less than 10 without the double diamond save--I assume you weren't supposed to be able to save in between jumps.
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Bosses are fairly simple--the only difference between the two is one of them gains an extra attack halfway through.
Rating would have been less than 10 without the double diamond save--I assume you weren't supposed to be able to save in between jumps.
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 30 30
Oct 21, 2018
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the GM
For: I wanna be the GM
Old Hanshin’s game, which was never released on official Japanese wiki, but apparently was on Hanshin’s wiki. It is pretty short and bad game, which consist of 3 things: 1. one screen of platforming 2. boss 3. avoidance.
Platforming in short: one screen of boring needle which includes invisible blocks, traps, vines, easy saves, guyrock and standard tileset. Pretty meh.
Boss in short: boss, which has 2 phases, but can be easily first tried, since there isn’t so many problems, except that you should jump off platform in time. That is it what you have to know about this boss. Just meh.
Avoidance in short: avoidance, which has standard tileset, blurred Miku sprite, pretty cool and short soundtrack, some RNG and luck attacks, and some aimings. Overall, I liked soundtrack and maybe even had some fun (and that is why rating isn't even lower than that), but still meh.
Overall opinion in short: Meh.
Wouldn’t recommend.
[0] Likes
Platforming in short: one screen of boring needle which includes invisible blocks, traps, vines, easy saves, guyrock and standard tileset. Pretty meh.
Boss in short: boss, which has 2 phases, but can be easily first tried, since there isn’t so many problems, except that you should jump off platform in time. That is it what you have to know about this boss. Just meh.
Avoidance in short: avoidance, which has standard tileset, blurred Miku sprite, pretty cool and short soundtrack, some RNG and luck attacks, and some aimings. Overall, I liked soundtrack and maybe even had some fun (and that is why rating isn't even lower than that), but still meh.
Overall opinion in short: Meh.
Wouldn’t recommend.
Rating: 2.2 22
Difficulty: 25 25
Oct 21, 2018
ArtismExpert
For: I wanna get the RYOTA's Heart
For: I wanna get the RYOTA's Heart
"O" area is disgusting and the final boss is RNG hell.
Story doesn't matter when there's no gameplay value and no translation.
[0] Likes
Story doesn't matter when there's no gameplay value and no translation.
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 40 40
Oct 21, 2018