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Paragus
For: I wanna be the Mars
For: I wanna be the Mars
As the name of the game suggests, it's a fangame that pays homage to the old favorite needle game "I Wanna be the Venus". The visual style uses the same sort of sprites, but tints them red to get that Mars theme going on. The platforming itself is very similar to what is in Venus, there's a fair amount of generic corners and stuff that is mixed in with other needle. It doesn't have the most innovative jumps, but it successfully recaptures the Venus feel, and does so by offering what I think is more content. The music in this game is great, and makes the grind much more pleasant. If you liked Venus then you should play this game.
Tagged as: Needle
[1] Like
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 55 55
Sep 20, 2016
Aronax
For: I wanna be the aq spike
For: I wanna be the aq spike
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 60 60
Sep 20, 2016
Aronax
For: I wanna be the ArioTrap
For: I wanna be the ArioTrap
As far as needle goes, this is pretty generic, and I have no idea why it is rated so highly because nothing really stood out for me tbh. Not a bad needle game, but there are much better ones out there. If you are new to needle and want to get better, this is one of the best games for it though.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 35 35
Sep 20, 2016
Aronax
For: I wanna be the Stargazer
For: I wanna be the Stargazer
From the first area it looks and plays really nicely, but the boss has WAYYYYY to much health.
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: N/A
Sep 20, 2016
Chance
For: I wanna travel the Ruin
For: I wanna travel the Ruin
Tagged as: Adventure
[0] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Sep 20, 2016
Desticler
For: I wanna go the brothel
For: I wanna go the brothel
Another good game for beginners.
Tagged as: Short
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 30 30
Sep 20, 2016
Aronax
For: I wanna be the Neon
For: I wanna be the Neon
As far as needle game go, this is up there as one of the most prominent in the community and is a very good game in the needle genre. There is both needle and DotKid mixed in with triggers that give you low gravity and things of the such. The only issue I had with this is that the DotKid sections overstayed their welcome and dragged on for a while. Even through that issue, it is still a really good game and worth the play.
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 48 48
Sep 20, 2016
kurath
For: I wanna Bread
For: I wanna Bread
I'd heard good things about this game and wanted something quick and simple to make my way through. The level design and boss encounters were good and overall the game was quite fun to play.
However, I have some personal misgivings about the story of this game and it struck close to home. I could empathize with the bread - having grown up in an Asian household - it was always what one should or must be, not what one wants to be. At no point do we ever discover what is the true meaning for the bread. He rebels against being sliced, being slathered or being toasted - all the things you would normally expect of a bread - and escapes but to what end? I did not get the existential insight I would hope of understanding what one who earns his freedom to become what he wants to be rather than what he should be.
I certainly hope this is addressed in the sequel.
However, I have some personal misgivings about the story of this game and it struck close to home. I could empathize with the bread - having grown up in an Asian household - it was always what one should or must be, not what one wants to be. At no point do we ever discover what is the true meaning for the bread. He rebels against being sliced, being slathered or being toasted - all the things you would normally expect of a bread - and escapes but to what end? I did not get the existential insight I would hope of understanding what one who earns his freedom to become what he wants to be rather than what he should be.
I certainly hope this is addressed in the sequel.
Tagged as: Adventure
[10] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 35 35
Sep 20, 2016