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Bob
For: I wanna be the Neurosis
For: I wanna be the Neurosis
Gameplay: 8/10
Music: 6/10
Production Value: 7/10
Genre: Needle
A psychotic journey through a world of needles and eyeballs. Would recommend.
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Music: 6/10
Production Value: 7/10
Genre: Needle
A psychotic journey through a world of needles and eyeballs. Would recommend.
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 60 60
Mar 22, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna J2
For: I wanna J2
Didn't like the music as much as in the first one. At least there is some platforming on this one.
Tagged as: Special
[0] Likes
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 1 1
Mar 22, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna J1
For: I wanna J1
Cool music. Also, you shoot bullets from your neck.
Tagged as: Special
[0] Likes
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 1 1
Mar 22, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna kill the Santa Claus
For: I wanna kill the Santa Claus
The Kid didn't get any gifts this year (I don't even know why, it's not like he killed his own father just as his journey started, or anything), so he decided to kill Santa. Alright.
The game consists of a few screens of platforming followed by a Santa avoidance. The platforming is sorta of nice, and wouldn't be unfair at all, but...Piranha Plants. The jumps aren't hard, but the Piranha Plants are far too fast, and require plenty of precision. Thanks to these, the platforming is the hardest part of the game.
The avoidance is cool. The music is a rock version of X-mas theme, and uses twitch emotes as projectiles (Some of them really fitting for a livestream. The first of them will probably coincide with the first emote your viewers will spam if you're streaming this game). It mixes pattern and RNG. The pattern part is easy, although some attacks can be tricky. The RNG is the hard part of the fight. The first of them is easy, but the other ones are very annoying, and some of them can be really hard. They're quite slow, though.
Would recommend just for the avoidance. The platforming isn't that bad, but the only memorable part is the one that will kill you the most, and exactly for this reason it'll be memorable.
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The game consists of a few screens of platforming followed by a Santa avoidance. The platforming is sorta of nice, and wouldn't be unfair at all, but...Piranha Plants. The jumps aren't hard, but the Piranha Plants are far too fast, and require plenty of precision. Thanks to these, the platforming is the hardest part of the game.
The avoidance is cool. The music is a rock version of X-mas theme, and uses twitch emotes as projectiles (Some of them really fitting for a livestream. The first of them will probably coincide with the first emote your viewers will spam if you're streaming this game). It mixes pattern and RNG. The pattern part is easy, although some attacks can be tricky. The RNG is the hard part of the fight. The first of them is easy, but the other ones are very annoying, and some of them can be really hard. They're quite slow, though.
Would recommend just for the avoidance. The platforming isn't that bad, but the only memorable part is the one that will kill you the most, and exactly for this reason it'll be memorable.
Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 40 40
Mar 22, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna be the Snow which falls
For: I wanna be the Snow which falls
I got stuck in a wall
[1] Like
Rating: 0.1 1
Difficulty: 30 30
Mar 21, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: IWBTG3D
For: IWBTG3D
I have one big, big complaint about this game. It's a demo. Meh.
Aside from that, what do you get? A fairly easy and short game, because it's a demo, it's only natural, but also a incredibly good-looking fangame. The visuals are very cool, the musics are awesome, the effects are cool. Once in a while, I was letting my character die at a random trap or hole, or a spike, or anything, just to hear the game over sound again, because it was good and funny at the same time.
The camera movements are awesome, zooming in and out whenever it's needed, the touch saves are cool and fit well with the lack of a gun, since using a gun just to save is pretty much pointless imo, the gameplay itself is great, and the level design is incredibly good, never getting cheap with the occasional traps, since they are well-placed. There's even a cutscene to show what a certain switch unlocked! This game is very well-thought in the smallest details.
Or at least almost all of them. I have one warning for whoever wants to play this game. If you had to close the game for any reason, start over. Don't resume it. I'm serious. This would be a much more serious glitch if the game was longer, but it doesn't even take 15 minutes, and that if you're not in a hurry to beat it. As it is, this glitch doesn't do any major harm, so I won't take many points out for that. There's still the fact that it's a demo, though, I can't give it a higher rating.
It saddens me that I have to review this game as a demo, but it's been up for more than one year without updates, so I doubt it'll be updated again.
Warning in advance, you can see it from the difficulty rating, but you won't get much challenge from this one. There's one could-be-precise jump at one of the last saves of the game, but as a could-be-precise jump, it's still easy.
Would still recommend, just for the experience.
Aside from that, what do you get? A fairly easy and short game, because it's a demo, it's only natural, but also a incredibly good-looking fangame. The visuals are very cool, the musics are awesome, the effects are cool. Once in a while, I was letting my character die at a random trap or hole, or a spike, or anything, just to hear the game over sound again, because it was good and funny at the same time.
The camera movements are awesome, zooming in and out whenever it's needed, the touch saves are cool and fit well with the lack of a gun, since using a gun just to save is pretty much pointless imo, the gameplay itself is great, and the level design is incredibly good, never getting cheap with the occasional traps, since they are well-placed. There's even a cutscene to show what a certain switch unlocked! This game is very well-thought in the smallest details.
Or at least almost all of them. I have one warning for whoever wants to play this game. If you had to close the game for any reason, start over. Don't resume it. I'm serious. This would be a much more serious glitch if the game was longer, but it doesn't even take 15 minutes, and that if you're not in a hurry to beat it. As it is, this glitch doesn't do any major harm, so I won't take many points out for that. There's still the fact that it's a demo, though, I can't give it a higher rating.
It saddens me that I have to review this game as a demo, but it's been up for more than one year without updates, so I doubt it'll be updated again.
Warning in advance, you can see it from the difficulty rating, but you won't get much challenge from this one. There's one could-be-precise jump at one of the last saves of the game, but as a could-be-precise jump, it's still easy.
Would still recommend, just for the experience.
Tagged as: Trap
[3] Likes
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 10 10
Mar 21, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna avoid the Seeds
For: I wanna avoid the Seeds
Screenshot pretty much explains it
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 70 70
Mar 21, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna Lost One
For: I wanna Lost One
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 21, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna make a perfect HARIGE
For: I wanna make a perfect HARIGE
Gameplay: 2/10
Music: 3/10
Production Value: 1/10
Genre: Needle
One of the ugliest games i've ever seen. It burns to look at. The needle segments themselves are pretty bad. Most of the jumps are standard cut-and-paste jumps (plane, corner, diagonal, 1frame)
Would only recommend if you like boring needle games.
Music: 3/10
Production Value: 1/10
Genre: Needle
One of the ugliest games i've ever seen. It burns to look at. The needle segments themselves are pretty bad. Most of the jumps are standard cut-and-paste jumps (plane, corner, diagonal, 1frame)
Would only recommend if you like boring needle games.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 69 69
Mar 21, 2015