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Joined on: Jan 25, 2018

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Hey, welcome to my profile, known before as ThePatoAS been part of the community since 2008.
Not as skilled as you may think.
I have played around 175 fangames but most aren't on this still, old ones like iwktg or pickory will be added after I replay them.
Cool IWTBG Things I'm proud:
-Beat Boshy on the Hardest Difficulty.
-Beat IWTBG on the Hardest Difficulty.
-Beat Miku from Love Trap
-Full Perfect I Wanna be the Revolution
-Posted a Shitton of bugs from fangames (and some got recognition!)
-Sold 1000 t-shirts from IWBTG that said "Gravity's a bitch" with a delicious fruit.
Never finished LoveTrap
Chileno btw

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30 Reviews

Patuah
For: I wanna be like Brisulph
Focuses way too much on the gimmick and leaves as a foreground the platforming and stuff that makes fangames fangames.
IWBTBrisulph is an ambitious game, with 6 different weapons and 7 characters you wouldn't be wrong to guess that this game has a lot of interactions, and it does. Enemies interact/die differently depending on the weapon you're using and some characters can get to places others can't. For example, you can freeze the water in world3 or you could bubble the enemies from world 5 for an instakill.

Sadly, this is where the praise ends.Having this amount of characters that can reach places others can't means you gotta pay attention to every detail of the level then get the secret character (because they're hidden around the levels) and finally backtrack all the way to the place you think a secret is located. Which is, obviously, tedious. And that's because the platforming is boring. The game is glitchy as hell and some gimmick are actually awful (Ice level,Bomberman waiting,Swarms).


However after going through the first half and getting all characters/weapons the game starts picking up again. Sadly this doesn't last long but I thought it might be worth pointing out

Overall I would say this game had a lot of potential but ended up being dissapointing as it focused more on the little details and not the big picture.
I would recommend it only if you know some of the people this game references and you're determined to put up with it glitchyness

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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 40 40
Jan 28, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be the Platinum
I'm gonna go ahead and say that this game is actually ironic or it was made by a 10 year old. There's so much wrong in this game; from the level design to the sprites to even the music and the dialogue, in every aspect this game manages to be utter garbage and it's so bad that I can only think that it's ironic.
The traps are obvious and there's not much platforming.
Sprites are altered and some drawn by someone (in MsPaint)
The music is alright most of the time except for one stage that has this super-low quality song.
The dialogue seems to be english translated to japanese then to english again.
The game is not actually long, you can beat it in under an hour.
Overall I would say it's... something, if you're looking to burn time mindlessly then be my guest.

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Tagged as: Adventure Long
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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 5 5
Jan 28, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be the Vardoc
Oh boy, where to begin with this one... I guess I could start explain what a "Vardoc" is. Well Vardoc is a Chilean Youtuber that used to play fangames. So this game is kind of a tribute to him I guess.

Now on to the game:
The game consists of close to 10 screens and a "Boss" (if you could call it that). Those 10 screens are just a mess in terms of aesthetic and are just hard jumps/trolls.
After those 10 rooms you're greeted to Airman: the boss of this game. The thing is that first of all the boss as an awful fighting area and rng wind from down the screen that can be impossible to evade. Also there's these platform that are badly programmed so you get stuck on them and they don't move you along the platform so they're also a thing to evade (so you don't get stuck) Airman also throws gusts of wind that suck the bullets so you can't damage airman and those kill you. The problem here is the second phase. Airman becomes bigger and blue and starts spamming like crazy the gust that suck your bullets so you can't damage him and you also have to evade all the stuff he rngs at you. I don't think the boss is even possible without glitching the game.

Overall it's a very short game filled with nothing but above average difficulty jumps and a horrible horrible boss.
Skip this one.

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Tagged as: Needle Short Tribute
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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 45 45
Jan 28, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be the Tribute
Back in the day, this one was pretty alright, nowadays this fangame has aged, roughly. Platforming is not fun nor hard, just a traps. There isn't anything really challenging (hardest thing you'll do is a gate) about it so you just check for traps, die and re-do. That's about 95% of the screens of the game. There's a bunch of gimmick that are just plain obnoxious and annoying. (Invis. Blocks and Random Balls(that room is actually one of the worst rooms i've experienced in any fangame)). Bosses are Ok except for Koffing; he is infamous for being awful rng fiesta and it's true.
Music is above Average and the sprites could have been better.

I'm really saddened going back to this one after so many years and noticing that my Nostalgia-goggles where just tricking me and this one was actually bad.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap
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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 10 10
Jan 27, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna Time Travel!
An interesting gimmick that sadly isn't fully explored in this really short game.
I wanna Time travel is centered around, you guessed it, time travel. Use other Kids to push buttons and bring stuff towards you in this puzzle-oriented game.
As I said before there's not really much in the game (around 10 screens) after that the game will crash.
It's good to burn some time but don't expect anything too crazy, even if some of the ideas here are interesting.

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Tagged as: Gimmick Puzzle Short
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 20 20
Jan 27, 2018
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I wanna be the Animus 10.0 3.0
I wanna be the Chokochoko 0.0 0.5
I wanna be the Little runner 10.0 6.5
I wanna be the MasterPiece N/A N/A
I wanna be GENKI with you N/A N/A
I wanna a lot of Spike 40.0 3.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 7.0 3.5
I wanna go across the Rainbow N/A N/A
I wanna Peropero Yojo N/A N/A
I wanna play the Devil blow game 40.0 2.0
I wanna be the Guy(本家) N/A N/A
I wanna be the Guy:Gaiden(本家2) 30.0 5.0
I wanna be the 8bit N/A N/A
I wanna be the Computer! 30.0 1.5
I wanna be the Fangame! 15.0 8.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 0.0 0.5
I wanna be the Octophobia N/A N/A
I wanna be the Platinum 5.0 1.0
I wanna be the Tribute 10.0 4.0
I wanna be the Vardoc 45.0 0.0
I Wanna Be WannaBe 10.0 3.0
I wanna Bread N/A N/A
I wanna find my Destiny N/A N/A
I wanna get Cultured 50.0 7.0
I wanna get Rekt(共同開発) N/A N/A
I wanna Go the Run! N/A N/A
I wanna kill the Guy N/A N/A
I wanna kill the Kamilia 30.0 2.0
I wanna Time Travel! 20.0 5.0
F A T B I R D S N/A N/A
Not Another Needle Game N/A N/A
I wanna be like Brisulph 40.0 3.5
I wanna be the Dark Blue N/A N/A
I wanna be the GB 50.0 4.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The 4 Elements 40.0 1.5
I Wanna Be Beginner Friendly 7.0 4.0
I Wanna Find A Test Player 5.0 8.0
I wanna be the coupon 0.0 0.0
I wanna be the Micromedley N/A N/A
I wanna be the hanamogeta N/A N/A
I wanna run the Marathon 40.0 10.0
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 25.0 6.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou N/A N/A
I wanna follow it 20.0 6.5
I Wanna Spook Jam N/A N/A
I wanna be Friends N/A N/A
I wanna be the Overlord N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The <Challenger> 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 N/A N/A
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 N/A N/A
I wanna warp the worlds(共同開発) N/A N/A
I wanna be the knight of shining armor N/A N/A
I Wanna End My Growth N/A N/A
I wanna Grow Up N/A N/A
Christmas Girls 25.0 3.5
I wanna come to the conclusion 45.0 8.5
I wanna bigger penis N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The Siroonoire 30.0 5.0
I wanna kill the troll king N/A N/A
Draw My Guy FM2018 Version N/A N/A
I Wanna Classic Adventure N/A N/A
I Wanna Ponder N/A N/A
I Wanna Find a Cure N/A N/A