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Joined on: Jan 25, 2018

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Hey, welcome to my profile, I've wanted to make a fangame for a while now; I've been part of this community since 2008 but I've pretty much always been a lurker, very little post history and it's on a different name anyways; if you've streamed IWBTG I've probably lurked your stream before.
Not as skilled as you may think.
I have played a wide array of fangames; my clear list isn't up to date. My favorite genres are Puzzle and Adventure. Don't like Avoidance. If you got any fangame recommendations please let me know.

Even though I have never done a fangame I still like to give my opinion on the games I play, even if they tend to be from a perspective of someone that's not as good or as knowledgeable of how fangames work.

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Patuah
For: I wanna play the Devil blow game
This fangame provides a total of 15 screens, each one with a different jump (but only one each screen).

I would say it's a great unruster so if you haven't played needle games/fangames in a while I would recommend playing it. Otherwise there's nothing in this game that makes it worth your time. Also music choice is a joke. I mean don't get me wrong I like Chrono Trigger OST as much as everyone else but the song in particular starts with a high note and the save is so close to the spikes that you'll just hear that screech everytime you try. The second song is the Yaranaika song so it's alright

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Tagged as: Needle Short
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Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 40 40
Jan 30, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be the coupon
I'm gonna go ahead and say that if you've stumbled in here you already have an idea of what you're getting into. There's not much I can say that the rest of the reviews haven't.
Everything is black so if you don't know the usual "select difficulty" screen then you can accidently get into the Load Game one and lose time.
It's an avoidance where you just walk for 1 sec to the left then stay put and then you win. No real challenge. It took me 20seconds to download and 15 to beat so that's that. I feel that maybe this is some sort of demo?

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Tagged as: Avoidance Short
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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 0 0
Jan 28, 2018
Patuah
For: I Wanna Be Beginner Friendly
This game, just as the title says is Beginner-Friendly but just because it's beginner friendly doesn't mean it's not worth your time.
First of all I would like to explain that this game actually has 2 ways to play it: You got the way it was intended with the triggers to move spikes and such but the creator also made a secondary path for veteran players. So if you want to test your skill you should download this one anyways.
The ost and graphics are below average.
The final boss is garbage.
The game is really short (around 20 screens).

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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 7 7
Jan 28, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be the Computer!
First of all this review covers version E1_lastbeta as it was the one that I saved years ago on my usb.

This game is a disaster, has interesting concepts but doesn't go anywhere near close to what you could do with it. It gives you mashing bosses way too often:
To explain what I mean, I will tell you how the game starts:
You go through a tutorial for 5 screens, then you get teleported to a different screen, one screen later you get a boss. This boss only shoots 2 attacks that are easily avoidable. But he has tons of HP so you gotta mash that shoot button. After this you go 2 (two) screens and there you go another boss where you gotta mash while evading super easy attacks. This happens for most of the game. Way too many uninspired bosses in such a short time.

Save placement is awful. After playing on hard I went back on Medium to see the saves because i couldn't believe that I had to pass like 4 screens a boss and another screen to get another save. Turns out even on medium you gotta do that (to a lower degree)

There's some platforming but it's really bad and the difficulty just escalates so fast for some reason. You go from jumping 2 spikes together to doing squished gates with fast-moving spikes.

Overall it was not worth it and I wouldn't recommend it to newcomers since it's just a mashing game

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Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 30 30
Jan 28, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be like Brisulph
Focuses way too much on the gimmick and leaves as a foreground the platforming and stuff that makes fangames fangames.
IWBTBrisulph is an ambitious game, with 6 different weapons and 7 characters you wouldn't be wrong to guess that this game has a lot of interactions, and it does. Enemies interact/die differently depending on the weapon you're using and some characters can get to places others can't. For example, you can freeze the water in world3 or you could bubble the enemies from world 5 for an instakill.

Sadly, this is where the praise ends.Having this amount of characters that can reach places others can't means you gotta pay attention to every detail of the level then get the secret character (because they're hidden around the levels) and finally backtrack all the way to the place you think a secret is located. Which is, obviously, tedious. And that's because the platforming is boring. The game is glitchy as hell and some gimmick are actually awful (Ice level,Bomberman waiting,Swarms).


However after going through the first half and getting all characters/weapons the game starts picking up again. Sadly this doesn't last long but I thought it might be worth pointing out

Overall I would say this game had a lot of potential but ended up being dissapointing as it focused more on the little details and not the big picture.
I would recommend it only if you know some of the people this game references and you're determined to put up with it glitchyness

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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 40 40
Jan 28, 2018
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