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Narwaffles
For: Not So Long Ago
For: Not So Long Ago
use code "iwannabetheguy" on the title screen for the best experience
Tagged as: Needle
Consistency
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Rating: 5.4 54
Difficulty: 52 52
Apr 30, 2023
Mercury
For: I wanna horaizontal
For: I wanna horaizontal
Overly acidic colors. The rest is fun
Tagged as: Needle
Defiant-like
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Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 55 55
Apr 30, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna Walpurgis
For: I wanna Walpurgis
Walpurgis is a really fun adventure game that brings a lot of different things to the table. The first stage is a funny trap focused stage, with several good multi-stage traps. The second stage is the highlight of the game, featuring a cool metroidvania of sorts where you collect items to unlock other areas. The screens are designed well so backtracking is never annoying, and there are some clever puzzley elements. This stage also has a mini-avoidance with a time gimmick that makes it pretty interesting to play. The third stage is a bit weaker imo, it has a few annoying saves, with some awkward traps. The fourth stage is a bit unmemorable, but it has some fun gimmicks and enjoyable cycle-based gameplay.
Another highlight of the game is the bosses. They're easier than the platforming, but they're really fun, with some cool attacks that are fun to figure out. I do wish the game was consistent with the Madoka theming, one boss is randomly not a Madoka character, and it means 2 of the Madoka girls get left out, which is a shame but not necessarily something worth taking points off for. The final boss was a bit anticlimactic, although I like how it brought in the sniper gimmick from the stage.
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Another highlight of the game is the bosses. They're easier than the platforming, but they're really fun, with some cool attacks that are fun to figure out. I do wish the game was consistent with the Madoka theming, one boss is randomly not a Madoka character, and it means 2 of the Madoka girls get left out, which is a shame but not necessarily something worth taking points off for. The final boss was a bit anticlimactic, although I like how it brought in the sniper gimmick from the stage.
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 44 44
Apr 29, 2023
bag103
For: I wanna enjoy the Game
For: I wanna enjoy the Game
trap game after first half, some are funny though
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Rating: 3.5 35
Difficulty: 20 20
Apr 29, 2023
Kilgour22
For: I wanna break the Needle Game
For: I wanna break the Needle Game
This is one of those games that, going into it, you need to be prepared for the worst of the worst in terms of platforming, creativity, and difficulty-balancing. If—and that's a big if—you can set aside any notion of standards, then you may find a couple of jumps to be marginally enjoyable.
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 72 72
Apr 29, 2023
cLOUDDEAD
For: Not So Long Ago
For: Not So Long Ago
3 screen long save with about 2 awkward jumps per screen, though its nothing super hard. pay attention to the tiles, since vines are very hard to see and theres a couple jumps that are way harder (but still possible) if you dont use the vines
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Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 66 66
Apr 29, 2023
TheChiekurs
For: i wanna be the うんちょこのダークサイド
For: i wanna be the うんちょこのダークサイド
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Apr 29, 2023
TheChiekurs
For: MOTHER FUCKING MONEY
For: MOTHER FUCKING MONEY
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Apr 29, 2023
Delicious Fruit