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dono
For: I wanna be the Fuckerball
For: I wanna be the Fuckerball
FUCKERBALL is a work by the great mind Tesla, a testament to the power of video games not only as a source of entertainment, but of art itself. FUCKERBALL has you control the titular character FUCKERBALL, a small (FUCKER)ball with big (FUCKER)dreams. The game plays as your standard platformer game, where you must dodge spikes, rocks, and skulls in an attempt to get to the warp portal. What is FUCKERBALL's purpose? That is for you to find out.
FUCKERBALL is a work of art in more ways than one, it's an exibition of beautiful art. Throughout the game I had to stop just to take in the beautiful sights scattered throughout all of the game. From the breathtaking (and blue) opening screens to the tense trials of the skullmaze (still very blue) I was shocked, stunned, disgusted, and many, many more emotions. It's truly a testiment to what passion and love can do when someone truly cares about the art they produce.
The music is amazing as well, boasting what could be 8 songs which you can choose at will. A brave choice, I know, but one that completely paid off. And they don't loop really makes you cherish the time you spend hearing it, which ties directly into the theme of the game itself (which, don't worry, I will get into).
The gameplay is almost too sublime to put into words, pitch perfect platforming which is so fluid even those who have never even seen a controller before can hop right in and start having a blast. You have a jump, a double jump, and you can move around on the ground or in mid air. So little, but at the same time, so much. Not only that, but FUCKERBALL's difficulty is perfect, easing you into gameplay by making you repeat the same room 5 times and then throwing you directly into the dangerous skullmaze. The difficulty curve is a bit stange, but in the end it works in the benifet of the game.
The story of FUCKERBALL is a tragic one, a story of a (FUCKER)ball so blinded by his own thrist for revenge that he seeks to kill the one who murdered his father. It will take you through many twists, turns, friendships, romances, and everything in between. It will challenge you morally, mentally, and much much more. It will take you a while to understand, maybe even decades, but one day you'll be able to say "I understand". But in the mean time, savour it.
FUCKERBALL has so much content that I could spend days listing it here, my first playthrough (of 12) clocked in at around 229 hours. And that was just for the main story mode. Not counting the multiplayer, extra stories, DLC, etc., FUCKERBALL will truly give you something to chew on for years.
all in all the game fucking sucks
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FUCKERBALL is a work of art in more ways than one, it's an exibition of beautiful art. Throughout the game I had to stop just to take in the beautiful sights scattered throughout all of the game. From the breathtaking (and blue) opening screens to the tense trials of the skullmaze (still very blue) I was shocked, stunned, disgusted, and many, many more emotions. It's truly a testiment to what passion and love can do when someone truly cares about the art they produce.
The music is amazing as well, boasting what could be 8 songs which you can choose at will. A brave choice, I know, but one that completely paid off. And they don't loop really makes you cherish the time you spend hearing it, which ties directly into the theme of the game itself (which, don't worry, I will get into).
The gameplay is almost too sublime to put into words, pitch perfect platforming which is so fluid even those who have never even seen a controller before can hop right in and start having a blast. You have a jump, a double jump, and you can move around on the ground or in mid air. So little, but at the same time, so much. Not only that, but FUCKERBALL's difficulty is perfect, easing you into gameplay by making you repeat the same room 5 times and then throwing you directly into the dangerous skullmaze. The difficulty curve is a bit stange, but in the end it works in the benifet of the game.
The story of FUCKERBALL is a tragic one, a story of a (FUCKER)ball so blinded by his own thrist for revenge that he seeks to kill the one who murdered his father. It will take you through many twists, turns, friendships, romances, and everything in between. It will challenge you morally, mentally, and much much more. It will take you a while to understand, maybe even decades, but one day you'll be able to say "I understand". But in the mean time, savour it.
FUCKERBALL has so much content that I could spend days listing it here, my first playthrough (of 12) clocked in at around 229 hours. And that was just for the main story mode. Not counting the multiplayer, extra stories, DLC, etc., FUCKERBALL will truly give you something to chew on for years.
all in all the game fucking sucks
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: N/A
Aug 14, 2019
Avgustine
For: I wanna be the Nyx
For: I wanna be the Nyx
Good shit.
Enjoyed hard mode more because it was more pleasant to clear. Still a very cool game, worth playing.
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Enjoyed hard mode more because it was more pleasant to clear. Still a very cool game, worth playing.
Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 56 56
Aug 14, 2019
Vierandice
For: I wanna be the Apollo
For: I wanna be the Apollo
Tagged as: Needle
Hades-like
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 69 69
Aug 14, 2019
Bob
For: I wanna be the Apollo
For: I wanna be the Apollo
I guess this is the new thing? Can't wait to see 10 more hades games come out. Anyway, it's decent enough. Good variety of jumps that aren't generic and also a reasonable difficulty. Again, nothing really too special. But its okay.
Tagged as: Needle
[2] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 65 65
Aug 14, 2019
maxg26
For: I wanna be the Apollo
For: I wanna be the Apollo
Challenging and fun hades-like, wont take you too long and definitely worth a play.
Tagged as: Needle
Hades-like
[1] Like
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 63 63
Aug 14, 2019
Aswellguy
For: Mass a Carry Blade!!
For: Mass a Carry Blade!!
Beautiful and easy.
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.9 79
Difficulty: 44 44
Aug 14, 2019
ssssss
For: I wanna be the Nyx
For: I wanna be the Nyx
Very funny needle game.
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 47 47
Aug 14, 2019
SpikeGMD
For: I wanna be the Barrage
For: I wanna be the Barrage
Klaccuka
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.3 73
Difficulty: 81 81
Aug 14, 2019
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna intense the refrection
For: I wanna intense the refrection
I wanna intense the refrection is actually one of the older Burning Emblum's games made around 2013, even though style of its is more fits to his more newer games, like I wanna shoot the star, rather than his truly old games, like I wanna be a good player like liquid. That you can easily conclude by quality and pretty high production value. The only thing is that it was unknown for a very long time, since it was never published on Japanese wiki and since game itself is very hard to get.
Game itself is basically about avoidance, which is quite differently made than in I wanna shoot the star. No, it still has good amount of visual effects and unusual attacks and has very good aesthetics. This time it is quite harder and uses totally different style of music. This time we have DJ Yoshitaka's soundtrack VALLIS-NERIA, which is very well-made soundtrack. Avoidance uses this time quite a lot of patterns, but in the same it has some amount of RNG, which makes it quite baalnced at this point, even though some people may find it boring to stay at the corner on many patterns at the beginning, but I found that attacks was well-synched with music and looked pretty good. The only weird RNG (somewhere before screen first time spins) set was for one attack, where you can get RNG, where there are literally no fruits or RNG when there are quite many fruits, which makes quite hard to dodge it. Yes, maybe RNG attack with a heart before cutscene looks quite unfair sometimes, but later on I found that it isn't as bad as it may seem at first. Talking about cutscene. It looks very well and fits awesome in the soundtrack, however in the stars appear, I wish there were more of them, since it would look quite better, but it doesn't mean that it looks bad. Final phase may seem confusing, but keep in mind that you can stay on blocks and they don't kill you, so everything gets a lot easier than if you had to jump all the time. Idea to put infinite jump for the player really fits well for the layout, attacks and music. I really had fun time, and surprisingly I liked this avoidance a lot more than the one in I wanna shoot the star.
Overall, really amazing avoidance! Yes, rating may seem overrated, but, in my opinion, avoidance is really worth your time, since it has eye-pleasing visuals and ear-pleasing music and has very fun gameplay! Highly recommended to anyone!
Game itself is basically about avoidance, which is quite differently made than in I wanna shoot the star. No, it still has good amount of visual effects and unusual attacks and has very good aesthetics. This time it is quite harder and uses totally different style of music. This time we have DJ Yoshitaka's soundtrack VALLIS-NERIA, which is very well-made soundtrack. Avoidance uses this time quite a lot of patterns, but in the same it has some amount of RNG, which makes it quite baalnced at this point, even though some people may find it boring to stay at the corner on many patterns at the beginning, but I found that attacks was well-synched with music and looked pretty good. The only weird RNG (somewhere before screen first time spins) set was for one attack, where you can get RNG, where there are literally no fruits or RNG when there are quite many fruits, which makes quite hard to dodge it. Yes, maybe RNG attack with a heart before cutscene looks quite unfair sometimes, but later on I found that it isn't as bad as it may seem at first. Talking about cutscene. It looks very well and fits awesome in the soundtrack, however in the stars appear, I wish there were more of them, since it would look quite better, but it doesn't mean that it looks bad. Final phase may seem confusing, but keep in mind that you can stay on blocks and they don't kill you, so everything gets a lot easier than if you had to jump all the time. Idea to put infinite jump for the player really fits well for the layout, attacks and music. I really had fun time, and surprisingly I liked this avoidance a lot more than the one in I wanna shoot the star.
Overall, really amazing avoidance! Yes, rating may seem overrated, but, in my opinion, avoidance is really worth your time, since it has eye-pleasing visuals and ear-pleasing music and has very fun gameplay! Highly recommended to anyone!
Tagged as: Avoidance
[1] Like
Rating: 8.4 84
Difficulty: 32 32
Aug 14, 2019
SpikeGMD
For: I Wanna Be The Green Solnyshko
For: I Wanna Be The Green Solnyshko
солнышко в говне, нарисовал, браток, тебе!
[0] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 58 58
Aug 14, 2019