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theTics
For: I wanna be the Needle Reaper 3
For: I wanna be the Needle Reaper 3
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 66 66
Sep 29, 2025
BloggerOP
For: I Wanna Be the Chair 2
For: I Wanna Be the Chair 2
Tagged as: Different_Engine
autofire
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Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 60 60
Sep 29, 2025
Renko97
For: I wanna Interference
For: I wanna Interference
Un juego que es inspirado en lovetrap, esta bastante bien, aunque los bosses sean la mayoria cherrys.
Eso si, el avoidance esta bien y el final boss puede ser molesto únicamente en la parte final.
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Eso si, el avoidance esta bien y el final boss puede ser molesto únicamente en la parte final.
Rating: 6.3 63
Difficulty: 58 58
Sep 29, 2025
Ear1_st
For: I wanna Melanzana
For: I wanna Melanzana
Finally cleared.
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Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 90 90
Sep 29, 2025
ameliandyou
For: Eppur Si Muove
For: Eppur Si Muove
I agree with most of Cthaere's review, I did enjoy Eppur somewhat, however it very much does feel a bit generic throughout ;-; .
The story was fun, but it is only told to the player at the beginning and end so it doesn't have a huge impact on the experience, aside from the places you go.
I like how every area feels like an actual place the eppur kid is going through rather than more abstract areas, but aside from that the aesthetics are just ok. The sprite choices are a bit generic ;-;.
I didn't like the first stage that much sadly. It very much feels like generic needle that isn't always that fun / clear what to do, and a lot of awkward jumps. Occasionally it does do something creative with the gravity flipper gimmick, but nothing that hasn't been done before.
After beating the first stage (which is crazy long and the hardest stage imo), you unlock a spaceship with three more stages. These stages are much shorter which makes them a lot more enjoyable due to the variety.
The box stage I really didn't like. Nearly every puzzle save I would die to a spike at the end and have to do it all over again, which can take 1 - 2 minutes. The non puzzle stages also took a long time due to how much time is spent pushing boxes. I LOVED the rng box stacking room though, I wish there was more of those kinda silly one off ideas but I understand its a needle game so it wouldn't make sense to have more of those.
The moving spikes / box stage was just ok. I don't remember too much about it, I think some saves that focused on fun cycles I remember liking but others I really disliked, mainly ones where you are in really narrow spaces and forced to kinda tap left or right.
The laser stage was really fun. I had no issues with it, it was definitely my favorite part of the game and i LOVED the part where the lasers were coming from the top, learning where they flipped was really really fun. It also was really fun to have to flip the levers as part of the platforming.
After beating those 3 stages you then have a one screen challenge where you are stuck between two green lasers. I liked it, but the lasers were a bit slow so you did have to wait quite a bit.
Finally, there is the final stage, which is theme around cherry cycles / movement. This was my second favorite stage, it was a bit long, but most of the screens were fun to learn and execute.
Then there was the boss. I liked the boss as well, it was a pretty basic cherry boss with a couple unique attacks, like the dna attack at the end.
Overall, Eppur was a decent needlish game with some fun highlights. I definitely feel like voracious reader has improved A LOT though, like "Hold Your Hand" is significantly more polished / better designed despite still being basic needle gimmicks, and TABOO does a lot more with more out there gimmicks and bosses while also being very well designed. I don't know if I can recommend this game over voracious's other games. However if you have played all of his other ones and are hungry for more needle then I would try eppur, the highs are really high.
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The story was fun, but it is only told to the player at the beginning and end so it doesn't have a huge impact on the experience, aside from the places you go.
I like how every area feels like an actual place the eppur kid is going through rather than more abstract areas, but aside from that the aesthetics are just ok. The sprite choices are a bit generic ;-;.
I didn't like the first stage that much sadly. It very much feels like generic needle that isn't always that fun / clear what to do, and a lot of awkward jumps. Occasionally it does do something creative with the gravity flipper gimmick, but nothing that hasn't been done before.
After beating the first stage (which is crazy long and the hardest stage imo), you unlock a spaceship with three more stages. These stages are much shorter which makes them a lot more enjoyable due to the variety.
The box stage I really didn't like. Nearly every puzzle save I would die to a spike at the end and have to do it all over again, which can take 1 - 2 minutes. The non puzzle stages also took a long time due to how much time is spent pushing boxes. I LOVED the rng box stacking room though, I wish there was more of those kinda silly one off ideas but I understand its a needle game so it wouldn't make sense to have more of those.
The moving spikes / box stage was just ok. I don't remember too much about it, I think some saves that focused on fun cycles I remember liking but others I really disliked, mainly ones where you are in really narrow spaces and forced to kinda tap left or right.
The laser stage was really fun. I had no issues with it, it was definitely my favorite part of the game and i LOVED the part where the lasers were coming from the top, learning where they flipped was really really fun. It also was really fun to have to flip the levers as part of the platforming.
After beating those 3 stages you then have a one screen challenge where you are stuck between two green lasers. I liked it, but the lasers were a bit slow so you did have to wait quite a bit.
Finally, there is the final stage, which is theme around cherry cycles / movement. This was my second favorite stage, it was a bit long, but most of the screens were fun to learn and execute.
Then there was the boss. I liked the boss as well, it was a pretty basic cherry boss with a couple unique attacks, like the dna attack at the end.
Overall, Eppur was a decent needlish game with some fun highlights. I definitely feel like voracious reader has improved A LOT though, like "Hold Your Hand" is significantly more polished / better designed despite still being basic needle gimmicks, and TABOO does a lot more with more out there gimmicks and bosses while also being very well designed. I don't know if I can recommend this game over voracious's other games. However if you have played all of his other ones and are hungry for more needle then I would try eppur, the highs are really high.
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: N/A
Sep 28, 2025
hygrisis
For: I wanna be the Locus
For: I wanna be the Locus
Stage 3 and the 2 bosses were reasonably fun. But the rest was mostly boring and frustrating, with far too many pointless traps.
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Rating: 4.3 43
Difficulty: 69 69
Sep 28, 2025
TheChiekurs
For: I wanna be the Strobe Last
For: I wanna be the Strobe Last
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Sep 28, 2025
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna be the semantic compositions on death and its meaning
For: I wanna be the semantic compositions on death and its meaning
Left warp is absolute masterpiece
Right warp is endless depression
Enjoyment rating adjusted more to right warp, because it took me like 20x more time than left warp
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Right warp is endless depression
Enjoyment rating adjusted more to right warp, because it took me like 20x more time than left warp
Rating: 6.1 61
Difficulty: 92 92
Sep 28, 2025
Delicious Fruit