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Kerspuckg
For: I wanna be the Churatch
the most furious game I've ever played. at the beginning there is a needle whose complexity is 10-15, starting from 85 screens the complexity increases at times and there is a huge amount of cancer. secrets are more difficult than the game itself by a factor of 3, completely unbalanced, which an ordinary player at the level of this game will not be able to pass

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Rating: 2.5 25       Difficulty: 50 50
Oct 26, 2019
SSSSGLT
For: I want
This game is a disappointing mess of random garbage, and I don't know why so much effort was put into making this
instead of something that is actually fun. When I heard that Egg and Pieceofcheese were working on a new game, I was
interested in what kind of cool ideas their two minds could create. Little did I know, however, that their idea of fun
is a bunch of random stages that feel like they were rejected from the Try A Collab games. I don't know what the goal
of all this is, but it just feels like they slapped this together in a pretentious attempt to make some kind of
hereditary baldness ripoff. I think that they were trying to make "art" with this game, like there's a statement to be
made about it. They would probably say "figure it out yourself" but its pretty obvious they just came up with a bunch
of random bullshit and expect us to be amazed by their creativity and ability to make stupid and bizarre things.
Great job, you can use Audacity to distort music and you can use game maker to distort sprites. Brilliant artwork you have there.
And it feels like they are just deriving all the "creative" content from other sources and not actually coming up with anything
unique or substantial. hell, there's even a whole stage that is just NANG but worse. This game doesn't do anything new.
So basically, it fails in every category. It isn't fun, it's annoying to look at, the music is obnoxious, it isn't funny,
it isn't interesting nor does it have anything to say, and even the "weirdness" isn't done well. And I keep wondering why
two people that really should know better at this point are able to happily throw this out there with their names on it
and expect some kind of praise. They even went as far as to write an ironic readme file trying to mimic a delfruit review
as if that would invalidate legitimate complaints people have about the game. No, you're not above criticism just because
it isn't a serious game. And no, you're not clever for doing it. And you aren't clever for referencing the readme in the
readme either. And you aren't clever for referencing the readme in the readme in the readme either. And you aren't clever
for referencing the readme in the readme in the readme in the readme either. And you aren't clever for referencing the
readme in the readme in the readme in the readme in the...

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[37] Likes
Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 60 60
Oct 26, 2019
CeleCele
For: I want
just gonna put this warning here.

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Tagged as: Visual_Challenge SeizureWarning Visual_ASMR
[8] Likes
Rating: 6.9 69       Difficulty: 58 58
Oct 26, 2019
Skulldude
For: I want
Very fun game in general, been waiting for this to come out for a long time and I'm glad it's finally out and it doesn't disappoint. A little more on the longer side of things but the variety in themes and gimmicks really makes it feel fresh through all of it, quite interesting design that will leave you in the edge of your seat waiting for what you get to play and experience next. Overall, highly recommend.

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[4] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 61 61
Oct 26, 2019
Artimax
For: I wanna go the brothel
Simple adventure game with very easy platforming and bosses with many attacks. 50% of the saves have traps in them and 25% of those saves are garbage spike traps while the rest are pretty funny. I recommend.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 22 22
Oct 26, 2019
RedBatNick
For: I wanna avoid the Needle contract
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Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 68 68
Oct 26, 2019
gafro
For: I Wanna be the Vandal
I don't like this as much as I used to, I really don't know why but it happened.

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[4] Likes
Rating: 8.3 83       Difficulty: 73 73
Oct 26, 2019
PlasmaNapkin
For: I want
Product received for free


Fun game with very varied gameplay. Feels like quite the rollercoster frequently. It may not be a perfect experience throughout but lots of great content to come across.

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[11] Likes
Rating: 8.3 83       Difficulty: 59 59
Oct 26, 2019
egg
For: I want
I want

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Tagged as: I_want
[11] Likes
Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Oct 26, 2019
Koneko
For: I wanna fly in the sky
Rating based on Lunatic. Well made needle with enjoyable difficulty. Maybe a bit hard to see stuff clearly but it's all OK after getting used to. BGM is also very nice and cooperates with the tileset and overall atmosphere well. Would recommend.
Wished the extra in Lunatic mode is longer ww.

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Rating: 7.2 72       Difficulty: 63 63
Oct 26, 2019
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