I Wanna be the Vandal

Creator: Wolfiexe

Average Rating
9.3 / 10
Average Difficulty
71.4 / 100
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  • by Skulldude
  • by Wolfiexe
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Creator's Comments:

Wolfiexe [Creator]
Note: If the game runs slowly for you on Windows 10 or for whatever reason, try replacing the .exe with the one here - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NyHe-DuSay_pBD-z8tsDP8LULeDFzE0D/view?usp=sharing

Vandal is a needle/gimmick game with some small adventure elements. I wanted to make something a little bigger than my previous solo projects, inspired by a few other releases and makers. I estimated it to be somewhere between 60-70 difficulty but on average I think it has ended up a little higher than planned.

I poured a lot of time into this over the last couple months and ended up with a platforming experience I'm pretty happy with, and I'd love to see other people enjoy it as well. Best of luck on becoming The Vandal!

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Tagged as: Needle Gimmick
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 74 74
Oct 25, 2019

137 Reviews:

xva
a timeless, great game that everyone knows and loves. there's a very good reason this game is loved by all. it's essentially needle perfection - every save flows immaculately, the difficulty curve is perfect and it looks quite nice. it has many gimmicks that are often seen in similar games nowadays, but it still feels like no one is truly able master these gimmicks just like Wolfie and produce a game of this quality. at every point that I thought this game was going to falter, it kept getting better and better and better. what truly convinced me this game was a 10 was the fact it stood the ultimate test of gimmicks - the final stage in which all previous gimmicks are combined. many gimmick games simply can't accommodate to this and end up overusing certain gimmicks or just using them poorly/not to the same standard as the rest of the game. this test is entirely imaginary, and I'm probably the only person that thinks about this. I feel it's important, since failing this test often leaves a bad taste directly after clearing. this game felt the exact opposite way - finishing it made me love it even more as time passes on. this even further solidified the 10 I was already planning to give this game

very few games can truly match how much fun this game exudes on a constant basis. it's truly a great experience that everyone should most definitely play. I, honestly, didn't believe most people's recommendations to play this game. I thought it was overblown, overplayed and overrated. turns out, they are completely right. I'd like to apologize to everyone who I doubted; and that is not a small amount of people, especially when recommendations are considered

highly recommended!!

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Tagged as: Needle Gimmick
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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 69 69
Mar 22, 2025
PerliousFalcon
Wolfie's Magnum Opus and it delivers high of course. Beautifully crafted needle and solid use of gimmicks.

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Tagged as: Needle Gimmick
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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 72 72
Oct 2, 2024
Nemicron
crimson needle 3 wolfiexe ver.

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Rating: 8.9 89       Difficulty: 70 70
Mar 18, 2024
Fishuser
Amazing needle game with fun gimmicks

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Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 70 70
Oct 5, 2023
CanusAntonius
As one who is now known as the "Vandal" behind closed doors and hushed whispers, it felt necessary to remark on the journey taken for such a title. This is by far one of the highest quality Needle games to come out of the community and features exquisite gimmick usage throughout bundled under a chef's kiss.

It's well known that Wolfie has been an exceptional fangame designer for a while before this game, but if you view Witch's Tower as FFXII then Vandal is the sky-shattering zodiac age. It's such a crisp and beautiful evolution of design that you can both see the humble beginnings alongside his newfound abilities intermingled with one another. It creates a wonderful game that holds both his traditional design philosophy alongside a fresh modern coat, and I greatly enjoyed it.

Set as a 50-floor game, every area in it feels distinctly creative and unique. For the most part, this comes to flesh by adding a new gimmick per stage, and it's very clear that the design is made to suit them extremely well. Sometimes gimmicks can feel shoehorned into a save, or needle placed to suit a gimmick, but the game feels as if both are thought of at the same time. There is typically a good difficulty balance between these saves, if you have a harder gimmick segment to do then it'll be balanced with easier regular jumps for the other half.

The aesthetics of the game are also pretty beautiful, and the overall narrative going on actually makes this feel more like an Adventure game than most Needle stuff does. You have your favorite Magic Tower characters back in action to help the Kid on his journey (or not), each providing funny dialogue worth reading whenever you can. The visuals really help each area feel like part of a greater world, of course, expanded upon by the various maps throughout the game (the final one being quite the spectacle). Finally, there's the music, in which you're basically going to want to save some of these songs to your playlist as they're quite jamming. (As a side note: the soundtrack playlist in the Readme doesn't seem to work anymore which is a bit unfortunate). I'd also like to give a special shoutout to the final stage, which ends up being the Tower Lead of Needle in such an amazing way.

I did have a few minor issues with the game, most of which might be more of a personal dilemma than the design. First, I felt as if there was a major visibility issue in one of the ending stages, especially since it made the water nearly impossible to see. It's hard to appreciate a visual challenge usually as I only view it as contradictory to the general gameplay of Needle, and here is certainly no exception, it doesn't feel fun to play when I can barely see the screen with how dark it is. Second, the final segment of that stage feels like quite an outcast from the rest of the game, I don't really think the theme matches anything else going on, it was also like the hardest thing in the game for me since it once again has the visual dilemma alongside a forced timer. I also kind of feel like the design earlier in that stage was a bit of a lesser stance than the rest of the game because of how difficult it was, but also because stuff like the tiny water gaps when they're over spikes didn't really feel like the design anywhere else, it was uncomfortable to play. Finally, I really don't get the green block gimmicks, I always felt like the height they pushed me up was a bit random, I'm not even sure if it relied on if I held down shift or not. Beating the entire game and not understanding the gimmick mostly probably means it's a bit of a weaker chain link than the others. This being said, these issues didn't make me stop enjoying the game, but just wanted to mention them for the sake of the review.

Overall, Vandal is one of the most important Needle releases ever to come out, and after playing it I've realized exactly why. It's a stunning game, and well worth the attention it gets from everyone, I would even say that it's my favorite pure Needle game at this point. It's such a shame that people are going to vandalize it, or is it?

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Gimmick x_Floor catJAM Cycle
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Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 72 72
Sep 11, 2022