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DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna be the 3968
For: I wanna be the 3968
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 62 62
Sep 20, 2020
Cthaere
For: I Wanna Be The GodGodGod x1018273466 ver.0.0.6.0.0.5.3.1
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For: I Wanna Be The GodGodGod x1018273466 ver.0.0.6.0.0.5.3.1
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Rating: 6.9 69
Difficulty: 30 30
Sep 20, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I wanna be the Salt
For: I wanna be the Salt
I Wanna be the Salt is a classic fangame that I personally never got to know back when it was fresh. Therefore, when I say this is a great game, you know there's no nostalgia to explain it.
The platforming is at best alright, the visuals are crap even by 2015 standards, the secrets are hidden in the classic esoteric fangame way, and the bosses themselves are fairly simplistic. All of this would suggest this game would not hold up, but that's honestly not true. There's something special about salt, some hidden magic that makes this a joy to play through. I wouldn't say anything about this game is spectacular (although the true final boss is really quite good, as is most every boss), but it all gels into one cohesive, juicy product that leaves the player satisfied.
Each stage is rather short, also featuring a hidden stage and secret item per stage. Therefore, you'll be fighting two bosses per stage, totaling to 14 boss fights in the game. These fights are the gameplay highlight, most of them being quite fun to fight and with a nice bit of challenge to not leave you catatonic from boredom. Again, the platforming isn't anything to write home about, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. The true final boss is, as you can imagine, the highlight of the game, being a rather long, rather fun, and rather challenging way to end the game. I personally beat it on my first try, so I can't speak to how difficult it really is, but I was at the very least surprised to have beaten it so quickly.
I wholeheartedly recommend this absolute classic, if you haven't played it already. This is a shining example of a classic fangame.
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The platforming is at best alright, the visuals are crap even by 2015 standards, the secrets are hidden in the classic esoteric fangame way, and the bosses themselves are fairly simplistic. All of this would suggest this game would not hold up, but that's honestly not true. There's something special about salt, some hidden magic that makes this a joy to play through. I wouldn't say anything about this game is spectacular (although the true final boss is really quite good, as is most every boss), but it all gels into one cohesive, juicy product that leaves the player satisfied.
Each stage is rather short, also featuring a hidden stage and secret item per stage. Therefore, you'll be fighting two bosses per stage, totaling to 14 boss fights in the game. These fights are the gameplay highlight, most of them being quite fun to fight and with a nice bit of challenge to not leave you catatonic from boredom. Again, the platforming isn't anything to write home about, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. The true final boss is, as you can imagine, the highlight of the game, being a rather long, rather fun, and rather challenging way to end the game. I personally beat it on my first try, so I can't speak to how difficult it really is, but I was at the very least surprised to have beaten it so quickly.
I wholeheartedly recommend this absolute classic, if you haven't played it already. This is a shining example of a classic fangame.
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 40 40
Sep 20, 2020
cLOUDDEAD
For: I wanna be the Pharaoh
For: I wanna be the Pharaoh
there is nothing i can say that will justify my rating for this
[5] Likes
Rating: 8.6 86
Difficulty: 53 53
Sep 20, 2020
Arras
For: I wanna be the Boric acid
For: I wanna be the Boric acid
Four screens of forgettable needle followed by an avoidance that's 3 minutes of nothing with a somewhat precise pattern at the end. There are literally three sections where you just stand still for 30 seconds. Also, the background is black so it's easy to get killed by a literally invisible cherry stem.
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Rating: 2.8 28
Difficulty: 40 40
Sep 20, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I wanna water a flower
For: I wanna water a flower
LOOK HERE IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THE PUZZLY BITS
The room in which you need to get to a place the arrow is pointing to you, you must wait for a block to appear. There is an invisible wall to be found in the room with the trigger that you can't seem to acces. The answer to the weird code thing that asks you "?" is 2.
I, uh... I don't really know what to make of this game. It feels both like an attempt at something and a joke in and of itself; I cannot tell if this is genuine effort or someone taking the piss.
Let's assume the former.
I Wanna Water a Flower is a puzzle/adventure game that would take less than ten minutes to beat from beginning to end provided you know the answers to the two puzzles, only one of which I'd really call an actual puzzle. There's a third bit one could call a puzzle, but that's so barely within the definition of puzzle that it's not worth counting it. Nonetheless, I was rather surprised upon opening the game to find some rather good visuals, though the save/load screen also, peculiarly enough, had a few shit brown blocks strewn about as well. This, more or less, gives you an idea of the confusing nature of the game.
The platforming is fairly generic, though not irritating at the very least. The real star of the show here is the baffling nature of the game itself. A weirdly creepy mood pervades the game, making you think there's more here than it seems. The game feels like the preamble to something greater, but once you solve (or brute force) the last puzzle, it sort of just ends, though the ending is suitably confusing as well. My only real complaint is that the puzzles are bad, though I think they fit into the nature of the game. The last puzzle, however, I have no idea how you're supposed to get to the answer, I just brute forced it and got lucky that the answer was simplistic.
I enjoyed this experience, for one reason or another, though I may be in the minority there. I'd like a more serious attempt at a game, since this was rather alluring to me. I think something more can be done here.
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The room in which you need to get to a place the arrow is pointing to you, you must wait for a block to appear. There is an invisible wall to be found in the room with the trigger that you can't seem to acces. The answer to the weird code thing that asks you "?" is 2.
I, uh... I don't really know what to make of this game. It feels both like an attempt at something and a joke in and of itself; I cannot tell if this is genuine effort or someone taking the piss.
Let's assume the former.
I Wanna Water a Flower is a puzzle/adventure game that would take less than ten minutes to beat from beginning to end provided you know the answers to the two puzzles, only one of which I'd really call an actual puzzle. There's a third bit one could call a puzzle, but that's so barely within the definition of puzzle that it's not worth counting it. Nonetheless, I was rather surprised upon opening the game to find some rather good visuals, though the save/load screen also, peculiarly enough, had a few shit brown blocks strewn about as well. This, more or less, gives you an idea of the confusing nature of the game.
The platforming is fairly generic, though not irritating at the very least. The real star of the show here is the baffling nature of the game itself. A weirdly creepy mood pervades the game, making you think there's more here than it seems. The game feels like the preamble to something greater, but once you solve (or brute force) the last puzzle, it sort of just ends, though the ending is suitably confusing as well. My only real complaint is that the puzzles are bad, though I think they fit into the nature of the game. The last puzzle, however, I have no idea how you're supposed to get to the answer, I just brute forced it and got lucky that the answer was simplistic.
I enjoyed this experience, for one reason or another, though I may be in the minority there. I'd like a more serious attempt at a game, since this was rather alluring to me. I think something more can be done here.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 30 30
Sep 20, 2020