I wanna get Cultured

Creators: pieceofcheese87, Paragusrants

Average Rating
7.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
54.7 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (10) Avoidance (3) Trap (3) Gimmick (12) Medley (39) Boss (10) Secrets (3) Long (16) Funny (5) Story (1) Meme (16) Dice (1) Chase (1) StageRush (1) Dank (1) Troll_Boss (3) needleventure (1) stage_rush (1)

Screenshots

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  • by KIRA
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Creator's Comments:

Bob [Creator]
I Wanna Get Cultured is an IWBTG fangame that started out as a small joke game between 2 friends imitating the Kamilia series of games. After realizing the potential and interest in a game like this, Pieceofcheese and Paragusrants teamed up to slowly turn the game into a full length project. Pieceofcheese is the producer responsible for all the games programming / coding, music selection, and most boss designs. Paragusrants acted as director by picking the content in terms of which fangames and screens would be represented in the first 6 stages

Paragus: As an avid fangame player and streamer on twitch TV, the games represented act as sort of a retelling of my journey through fangames. All of the games are included are games and screens that struck me as particularly memorable and well-made. The final stage includes original screens designed by pieceofcheese.

The goal is to create a game whose main focus is platforming (not grinding on bosses), and to create a game that would be accessible for newer players, have high replayability, and be a fun speedrun / racing game for more seasoned players. We hope you enjoy the experience this cliff notes version of my journey.

Game features

6 Full Length Fangame Stages!
1 Final Stage of exlusive original screens!
7 Hidden Unlockable Characters (1 Per Stage)!
Memorable Boss Encounters!
Amazing Soundtrack!
Achievement System!
..and an ending you won't soon forget!

After completing the game you will also unlock various new game modes to increase replayability! These modes include replaying the game with various gimmicks applied tot he entire game such as Speed, Ice, Low Gravity, Spotlight, Meteors and more!

In addition, there is a "Random" mode which will ensure you never have the same playthroguh twice! Each time you enter a screen in random you will automatically be assigned one of the variables and locked in for that screen.

For the highly skilled, "Bifficult" mode only for the most experienced and seasoned crazies who want the ultimate challenge. This mode increases the difficulty of each screen substantially by adding more obstacles. Bifficult mode can then be combined with "Random" and the other modes for even a greater unpredictable challenge!

Sunpossible mode is also present as a tribute to the infamous "Churatch" mode. Players will be given a box to enter a number of lives they want to have for the entire game. Once your lives are depleted, your game is over for good! Are you good enough to get the achievement for beating the game on Sunpossible with only 100 lives?

Special thanks goes out to the IWBTG Twitch TV Community "The Wannabes" for their help and support at various stages of this project.

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Feb 10, 2015

159 Reviews:

Feather
It's alright if you're a beginner but if you have at least a few months of experience this should take no time at all. Still a fun game though.

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 30 30
Feb 28, 2015
Petsson12
I agree what swordslinger said, this game only gets somewhat harder at stage 5 (i think o.o). Although, the game was still fun to play through and the troll bosses didn't really bother me. The final boss had an unique concept but it was not executed well enough to be good.

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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 40 40
Feb 22, 2015
keshula
Автор на протяжении всей игры насмехается над самой идеей боссов, делая их автоматически побеждаемыми. Но финального босса это, похоже, не касается... "Ты должен был бороться со злом, а не примкнуть к нему"

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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 65 65
Sep 20, 2024
MegaKid
It's pretty good tbh

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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 55 55
Jul 14, 2024
KIRA
Welllllll..... I finally cleared this! While this fangame did have a lot of fun, pretty amusing and maybe BS parts too, I found it enjoyable!! I did drop it a few times for roadblock reasons but everytime I managed to somewhat triumph over them it felt amazing!?!?!? But like, it didn't mean there weren't still some parts I thoroughly disliked.. *cough cough* Stage 7 purple area (It's really tiring..) But I eventually made it... Even through BIff too- his bossfight was.. A pain because my reading skills sucked and the green orbs in some sections would either get stuck in the sense that they're in an unreachable spot and refuse to get down- (Were the weird bounce directions looked over?) Yet stillllll..I pulled through and even fluked the 3rd phase, the ending was nice lol (R****dland part caught me off guard) And I still have yet to even make an attempt on S1 Bifficult in the warp zone.. Waffling aside though, I genuinely enjoyed this even if this was a harrowing experience in some aspects- This took me... 10k deaths and maybe 18h to clear? (I'm only about less than a month into the world of fangames..) But actually.. GGS! Kira liked this a lot :D

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Rating: 6.8 68       Difficulty: 59 59
Jul 12, 2024