I wanna get Cultured

Creators: pieceofcheese87, Paragusrants

Average Rating
7.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
54.8 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (9) Avoidance (3) Trap (3) Gimmick (12) Medley (38) Boss (9) Secrets (3) Long (16) Funny (5) Story (1) Meme (16) Dice (1) Chase (1) StageRush (1) Dank (1) Troll_Boss (3) needleventure (1) stage_rush (1)

Screenshots

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Creator's Comments:

Bob [Creator]
I Wanna Get Cultured is an IWBTG fangame that started out as a small joke game between 2 friends imitating the Kamilia series of games. After realizing the potential and interest in a game like this, Pieceofcheese and Paragusrants teamed up to slowly turn the game into a full length project. Pieceofcheese is the producer responsible for all the games programming / coding, music selection, and most boss designs. Paragusrants acted as director by picking the content in terms of which fangames and screens would be represented in the first 6 stages

Paragus: As an avid fangame player and streamer on twitch TV, the games represented act as sort of a retelling of my journey through fangames. All of the games are included are games and screens that struck me as particularly memorable and well-made. The final stage includes original screens designed by pieceofcheese.

The goal is to create a game whose main focus is platforming (not grinding on bosses), and to create a game that would be accessible for newer players, have high replayability, and be a fun speedrun / racing game for more seasoned players. We hope you enjoy the experience this cliff notes version of my journey.

Game features

6 Full Length Fangame Stages!
1 Final Stage of exlusive original screens!
7 Hidden Unlockable Characters (1 Per Stage)!
Memorable Boss Encounters!
Amazing Soundtrack!
Achievement System!
..and an ending you won't soon forget!

After completing the game you will also unlock various new game modes to increase replayability! These modes include replaying the game with various gimmicks applied tot he entire game such as Speed, Ice, Low Gravity, Spotlight, Meteors and more!

In addition, there is a "Random" mode which will ensure you never have the same playthroguh twice! Each time you enter a screen in random you will automatically be assigned one of the variables and locked in for that screen.

For the highly skilled, "Bifficult" mode only for the most experienced and seasoned crazies who want the ultimate challenge. This mode increases the difficulty of each screen substantially by adding more obstacles. Bifficult mode can then be combined with "Random" and the other modes for even a greater unpredictable challenge!

Sunpossible mode is also present as a tribute to the infamous "Churatch" mode. Players will be given a box to enter a number of lives they want to have for the entire game. Once your lives are depleted, your game is over for good! Are you good enough to get the achievement for beating the game on Sunpossible with only 100 lives?

Special thanks goes out to the IWBTG Twitch TV Community "The Wannabes" for their help and support at various stages of this project.

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Feb 10, 2015

151 Reviews:

LastTISisLife
Based on 100 % Clear (no Bifficult). Difficulty curve is quesionable sometimes, final boss sucks, but other yardsticks is mostly fine or good, especially wanna admit variety of interesting and memorable screen picks - since it's very important feature for me, i give it high score

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Tagged as: Needle Medley
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Rating: 7.4 74       Difficulty: 58 58
May 4, 2021
YGamingDude
Pretty good fangame to start with medleys!
All 7 stages with all secrets were fun to do!
Then I moved to Bifficult...
Stages 1b-3b were pretty much good
Stage 4b really sucked with the ice physics
But stage 5b redeemed bifficult mode. It was so much better
And stage 6b had a horrible time with the first screen and on the second screen bugged me out which caused me to give up on Bifficult..
I recommend trying it out!

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Rating: 7.2 72       Difficulty: 50 50
Feb 26, 2021
Hulore
Sorry for my English. So intresting game for me. Not hard needle levels sofun. But I am noob therefore i died 17200 and time 20 hours. Final boss so hard for me but intresting.

Довольно интересная игра для новичков вроде меня, ушло на неё 20 часов и 17200 смертей, 3 часа было потрачено на финального босса, если бы его не было, поставил бы игре 9/10 ахах. В целом мне понравилось, и даже рад, что это первая длинна IWBTG игра, которую я прошёл!

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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 60 60
Oct 8, 2020
Spazm
good game, biff kinda poopy sometimes

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Rating: 7.9 79       Difficulty: 59 59
Sep 22, 2020
TPGPL
a perfect example how a bad boss can ruin entire experience

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Tagged as: Medley
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 50 50
Jan 30, 2020