I wanna get Cultured

Creators: pieceofcheese87, Paragusrants

Average Rating
7.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
54.7 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (10) Avoidance (3) Trap (3) Gimmick (12) Medley (39) Boss (10) Secrets (3) Long (16) Funny (5) Story (1) Meme (16) Dice (1) Chase (1) StageRush (1) Dank (1) Troll_Boss (3) needleventure (1) stage_rush (1)

Screenshots

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Creator's Comments:

Bob [Creator]
I Wanna Get Cultured is an IWBTG fangame that started out as a small joke game between 2 friends imitating the Kamilia series of games. After realizing the potential and interest in a game like this, Pieceofcheese and Paragusrants teamed up to slowly turn the game into a full length project. Pieceofcheese is the producer responsible for all the games programming / coding, music selection, and most boss designs. Paragusrants acted as director by picking the content in terms of which fangames and screens would be represented in the first 6 stages

Paragus: As an avid fangame player and streamer on twitch TV, the games represented act as sort of a retelling of my journey through fangames. All of the games are included are games and screens that struck me as particularly memorable and well-made. The final stage includes original screens designed by pieceofcheese.

The goal is to create a game whose main focus is platforming (not grinding on bosses), and to create a game that would be accessible for newer players, have high replayability, and be a fun speedrun / racing game for more seasoned players. We hope you enjoy the experience this cliff notes version of my journey.

Game features

6 Full Length Fangame Stages!
1 Final Stage of exlusive original screens!
7 Hidden Unlockable Characters (1 Per Stage)!
Memorable Boss Encounters!
Amazing Soundtrack!
Achievement System!
..and an ending you won't soon forget!

After completing the game you will also unlock various new game modes to increase replayability! These modes include replaying the game with various gimmicks applied tot he entire game such as Speed, Ice, Low Gravity, Spotlight, Meteors and more!

In addition, there is a "Random" mode which will ensure you never have the same playthroguh twice! Each time you enter a screen in random you will automatically be assigned one of the variables and locked in for that screen.

For the highly skilled, "Bifficult" mode only for the most experienced and seasoned crazies who want the ultimate challenge. This mode increases the difficulty of each screen substantially by adding more obstacles. Bifficult mode can then be combined with "Random" and the other modes for even a greater unpredictable challenge!

Sunpossible mode is also present as a tribute to the infamous "Churatch" mode. Players will be given a box to enter a number of lives they want to have for the entire game. Once your lives are depleted, your game is over for good! Are you good enough to get the achievement for beating the game on Sunpossible with only 100 lives?

Special thanks goes out to the IWBTG Twitch TV Community "The Wannabes" for their help and support at various stages of this project.

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Feb 10, 2015

159 Reviews:

lord_timey
Best medley

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Aug 14, 2022
XenusYard
Final stage starting with Blue 2 be like: gates and diagonals only CHALLENGE!!!

Otherwise a pretty decent game. Not outstanding, but okay. Music choices are nice. The memes are solid. Final boss is pretty fun and unique, except for the 3rd phase, which is too tedious in the beginning, and then the rolls are like impossible (I'm bad tho :P) (cleared on a god-roll of 3200min with Low-G, lol)

P.S.: "Suck my wiener, shitface! I wanna be the pickle!1!"

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Rating: 7.2 72       Difficulty: 59 59
Jun 30, 2022
dimasik1997
NICE GAME!!!!!!

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Apr 13, 2022
CanusAntonius
A somewhat enjoyable game, but I felt like in the medley aspect it became a bit of a letdown. There are so many unique adventure games that exist, even at the time this was made, so to see a bunch of extremely generic needle screens put in really makes it seem like interesting choices did not occur at all. For example, we have beautiful screens from Catharsis and one of the best parts of Boshy, whilst also having stuff from Ariotrap which is just generic blandness. In this way, I feel like this really is just another Kamilia medley, so I'm hoping when I get around to Cultured 2 that it actually picks screens that represent games worth showcasing without diluting them with boring undesirables.

I will however appreciate this for the commentary it makes on K2, because I absolutely agree with the message here. Not having boss rush be a giant wall against progress is commendable, and not having obnoxious corners spammed like hell is nice too. Overall, it's pretty decent, but once again I think the screenpicks are 50/50.

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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 55 55
Feb 10, 2022
Magellanic
Super Fun !

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Nov 19, 2021