I wanna get Cultured

Creators: pieceofcheese87, Paragusrants

Average Rating
7.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
54.8 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (9) Avoidance (3) Trap (3) Gimmick (12) Medley (38) Boss (9) Secrets (3) Long (16) Funny (5) Story (1) Meme (16) Dice (1) Chase (1) StageRush (1) Dank (1) Troll_Boss (3) needleventure (1) stage_rush (1)

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Creator's Comments:

Bob [Creator]
I Wanna Get Cultured is an IWBTG fangame that started out as a small joke game between 2 friends imitating the Kamilia series of games. After realizing the potential and interest in a game like this, Pieceofcheese and Paragusrants teamed up to slowly turn the game into a full length project. Pieceofcheese is the producer responsible for all the games programming / coding, music selection, and most boss designs. Paragusrants acted as director by picking the content in terms of which fangames and screens would be represented in the first 6 stages

Paragus: As an avid fangame player and streamer on twitch TV, the games represented act as sort of a retelling of my journey through fangames. All of the games are included are games and screens that struck me as particularly memorable and well-made. The final stage includes original screens designed by pieceofcheese.

The goal is to create a game whose main focus is platforming (not grinding on bosses), and to create a game that would be accessible for newer players, have high replayability, and be a fun speedrun / racing game for more seasoned players. We hope you enjoy the experience this cliff notes version of my journey.

Game features

6 Full Length Fangame Stages!
1 Final Stage of exlusive original screens!
7 Hidden Unlockable Characters (1 Per Stage)!
Memorable Boss Encounters!
Amazing Soundtrack!
Achievement System!
..and an ending you won't soon forget!

After completing the game you will also unlock various new game modes to increase replayability! These modes include replaying the game with various gimmicks applied tot he entire game such as Speed, Ice, Low Gravity, Spotlight, Meteors and more!

In addition, there is a "Random" mode which will ensure you never have the same playthroguh twice! Each time you enter a screen in random you will automatically be assigned one of the variables and locked in for that screen.

For the highly skilled, "Bifficult" mode only for the most experienced and seasoned crazies who want the ultimate challenge. This mode increases the difficulty of each screen substantially by adding more obstacles. Bifficult mode can then be combined with "Random" and the other modes for even a greater unpredictable challenge!

Sunpossible mode is also present as a tribute to the infamous "Churatch" mode. Players will be given a box to enter a number of lives they want to have for the entire game. Once your lives are depleted, your game is over for good! Are you good enough to get the achievement for beating the game on Sunpossible with only 100 lives?

Special thanks goes out to the IWBTG Twitch TV Community "The Wannabes" for their help and support at various stages of this project.

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Feb 10, 2015

151 Reviews:

Tyste
I initially gave this a fairly poor review, but after gitting gud and replaying it I can say it's not that bad

I don't recommend it for a beginner though

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Gimmick Medley Secrets Long Meme
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 55 55
Jul 31, 2019
ElCochran90
I am glad that the original creators expanded this concept and made it into a reality because not realizing the true potential of a work you are making with your own hands and time is a tragedy. This is definitely far from the best medley fangame experience, and the variety might not be the most properly balanced, including the difficulty which is oddly inconsistent (except for the ending screens and stages, which make a good mockery reference of the Big Kid chase in Kamilia 2, among other things), but it is worth the ride. The optional challenges ramp up the difficulty but the alternate costumes are entirely worth it (my favorite being the Crimson costume). The experience before the final troll boss aims at being epic and the variety impresses more.

What also helped the final rating was the addition of an exclusively original section. It is not the most impressive ever made, but it hits the right notes. You can tell it started as a joke and ended up as an expansion, and it exists thanks to the Kamilia games (please remember that the first I Wanna Kill the Kamilia game was the first medley game), but it is a funny diversion from them.

Did I mention the soundtrack? Mostly AMAZING. It also has a lot of replay value.

P.S. Also, PLEASE, if somebody can tell me where the song of the Mineseeker secret segment comes from for obtaining the Heaven Trap 2 costume in Stage 4, please tell me so!! It's quite the amazing song and I feel ignorant for not knowing the original game.

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Tagged as: Needle Gimmick Medley Boss Long Meme Troll_Boss
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Rating: 5.9 59       Difficulty: 60 60
Sep 10, 2018
Pluto
Memey medley, it's really not that great. If you're bored you might as well, but I recommend the sequel more. Also stage 6 is pretty stupid, the difficulty spike is extreme. Also, only 1 boss. Pretty lame.

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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 50 50
Jun 28, 2018
Nearigami
Final boss is awful. Rest of the game is okay.

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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 26, 2018
Cutcleaner
Pretty good game with pretty good music. A few bugs and annoying screens but otherwise fine.

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Rating: 5.9 59       Difficulty: 55 55
Aug 31, 2016