I wanna get Cultured

Creators: pieceofcheese87, Paragusrants

Average Rating
7.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
54.8 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (9) Avoidance (3) Trap (3) Gimmick (12) Medley (38) Boss (9) Secrets (3) Long (16) Funny (5) Story (1) Meme (16) Dice (1) Chase (1) StageRush (1) Dank (1) Troll_Boss (3) needleventure (1) stage_rush (1)

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Creator's Comments:

Bob [Creator]
I Wanna Get Cultured is an IWBTG fangame that started out as a small joke game between 2 friends imitating the Kamilia series of games. After realizing the potential and interest in a game like this, Pieceofcheese and Paragusrants teamed up to slowly turn the game into a full length project. Pieceofcheese is the producer responsible for all the games programming / coding, music selection, and most boss designs. Paragusrants acted as director by picking the content in terms of which fangames and screens would be represented in the first 6 stages

Paragus: As an avid fangame player and streamer on twitch TV, the games represented act as sort of a retelling of my journey through fangames. All of the games are included are games and screens that struck me as particularly memorable and well-made. The final stage includes original screens designed by pieceofcheese.

The goal is to create a game whose main focus is platforming (not grinding on bosses), and to create a game that would be accessible for newer players, have high replayability, and be a fun speedrun / racing game for more seasoned players. We hope you enjoy the experience this cliff notes version of my journey.

Game features

6 Full Length Fangame Stages!
1 Final Stage of exlusive original screens!
7 Hidden Unlockable Characters (1 Per Stage)!
Memorable Boss Encounters!
Amazing Soundtrack!
Achievement System!
..and an ending you won't soon forget!

After completing the game you will also unlock various new game modes to increase replayability! These modes include replaying the game with various gimmicks applied tot he entire game such as Speed, Ice, Low Gravity, Spotlight, Meteors and more!

In addition, there is a "Random" mode which will ensure you never have the same playthroguh twice! Each time you enter a screen in random you will automatically be assigned one of the variables and locked in for that screen.

For the highly skilled, "Bifficult" mode only for the most experienced and seasoned crazies who want the ultimate challenge. This mode increases the difficulty of each screen substantially by adding more obstacles. Bifficult mode can then be combined with "Random" and the other modes for even a greater unpredictable challenge!

Sunpossible mode is also present as a tribute to the infamous "Churatch" mode. Players will be given a box to enter a number of lives they want to have for the entire game. Once your lives are depleted, your game is over for good! Are you good enough to get the achievement for beating the game on Sunpossible with only 100 lives?

Special thanks goes out to the IWBTG Twitch TV Community "The Wannabes" for their help and support at various stages of this project.

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Feb 10, 2015

151 Reviews:

fangameXPmaster
Medley of this difficulty is easy to do
Hard mode is not yet clear, but it is hard to get tired because of the volume

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Tagged as: Needle Trap Medley Boss Long Meme
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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 50 50
May 12, 2019
kanimiso
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Rating: 8.8 88       Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 25, 2019
theTics
It was good, with reasonble save placement.

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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 55 55
Nov 28, 2018
Darius24XP
Broken game, won't start running.

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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 0 0
Sep 20, 2018
Quof
This is definitely a game I enjoyed more than not. The lack of bosses is perfect, when the first non-boss faded away and the music for stage 2 kicked in I knew I was in for a good time, since I had to drop Cultured 2 due to the bosses being too tedious for me. The first three stages of Cultured 1 really delivered and I had a lot of fun smashing through the varied stages and t heir gimmicks. However, things slowed down at the really easy and really boring Guy Tower ( it might be a meme I'm missing but I don't see the appeal of this kind of level design https://i.imgur.com/yXKRoDl.jpg ), and then the rest of the game was just normal needle more or less. There wasn't really anything bad about it, but it felt disappointing and comparatively uninspired (though the Stage Rush section was an entertaining twist). Explosive start, meh finish, but overall an alright game that gets two thumbs up from me thanks to the excellent boss design (i.e. not having bosses beyond the last one).

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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 52 52
Sep 16, 2018