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33 Ratings!
24 Reviews!
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33 Games
24 Reviews
TheNewDerf
For: I wanna be the Earth Temple
For: I wanna be the Earth Temple
The Get Lucky screen has more chutzpah than most fangames could dream of.
Tagged as: no_longer_racist
[6] Likes
Rating: 9.9 99
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 14, 2023
TheNewDerf
For: DAWN PASS
For: DAWN PASS
Moments of fun gameplay, bogged down by tired gimmicks and often-annoying level design.
For a quick review: I'm a fan of the moving platforms -- I think they are fresh, and generally used to create satisfying movements. Sadly, I find toggle gimmicks boring and worn-out and so did not enjoy their usage. Some screens have really enjoyable pathing and jumps -- but more often than not I find that they include weirdly precise / unintuitive sequences, or are bookended by screens which are frustrating. Overall the experience is dampened.
People have pointed out Section 8, the homing apple screen, as being awkward and unejoyable. I agree, however, a screen I find more representative of the game's quality is Section 15. At the beginning you have to hit a switch while moving up, full double jump, and then hit the switch moving down -- it's uninteresting, precise and annoying. The rest of the room after this is trivial compared to the rooms that have come before it -- probably as a concession to how the player will feel after beating the first part. The rest of the room is also *fun*, but it was hard to enjoy after the opening section.
All in all, I felt the same way about Gokoku's last game. Looks great, but the gameplay isn't there for me.
[0] Likes
For a quick review: I'm a fan of the moving platforms -- I think they are fresh, and generally used to create satisfying movements. Sadly, I find toggle gimmicks boring and worn-out and so did not enjoy their usage. Some screens have really enjoyable pathing and jumps -- but more often than not I find that they include weirdly precise / unintuitive sequences, or are bookended by screens which are frustrating. Overall the experience is dampened.
People have pointed out Section 8, the homing apple screen, as being awkward and unejoyable. I agree, however, a screen I find more representative of the game's quality is Section 15. At the beginning you have to hit a switch while moving up, full double jump, and then hit the switch moving down -- it's uninteresting, precise and annoying. The rest of the room after this is trivial compared to the rooms that have come before it -- probably as a concession to how the player will feel after beating the first part. The rest of the room is also *fun*, but it was hard to enjoy after the opening section.
All in all, I felt the same way about Gokoku's last game. Looks great, but the gameplay isn't there for me.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 50 50
Dec 30, 2022
TheNewDerf
For: I wanna be the Space Michael
For: I wanna be the Space Michael
Fun. Seem to have found it harder than others though -- not good w/stutter movements.
[0] Likes
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 55 55
Dec 17, 2022
TheNewDerf
For: I Wanna One Day Wonder
For: I Wanna One Day Wonder
Great style; fun and chill needle (except from that jump where you have to regrab water from both sides and it has a cherry in the middle -- ew). I also love vine jank, so the few saves where that was present were a treat.
[1] Like
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 50 50
Nov 14, 2022
TheNewDerf
For: chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming
For: chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming
I never rated this -- which obviously means I am going to get a lump of coal this year, given how ungrateful I am!
This game has a great mix of fun-absurd, melancholic-disorienting and hypnagogic-skeleton. The feline frenzy was very funny, and the second screen made me feel something (I don't know what though...). As Canus points out, it feels like it was deliberately made for me, which in a way, is the greatest gift one can recieve.
Thanks for this x
[3] Likes
This game has a great mix of fun-absurd, melancholic-disorienting and hypnagogic-skeleton. The feline frenzy was very funny, and the second screen made me feel something (I don't know what though...). As Canus points out, it feels like it was deliberately made for me, which in a way, is the greatest gift one can recieve.
Thanks for this x
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 30 30
Nov 3, 2022
5 Games
Game | Difficulty | Average Rating | # of Ratings |
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Derf Engine | 97.0 | 1.0 | 4 |
Holocene Juveniliax | 71.0 | 9.3 | 6 |
Homunculus | 35.3 | 7.3 | 8 |
Shiz Nits | 49.5 | 8.4 | 18 |
XIFT | 57.1 | 7.9 | 65 |
26 Favorite Games
Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
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I wanna be GENKI with you | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Dallas! | 28.0 | 8.0 |
I wanna be the Flash Game | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Sublime | 75.0 | 10.0 |
I wanna be the Neurosis | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Earth Temple | N/A | 9.9 |
I wanna be Abducted | N/A | N/A |
I Wanna Be The Wait | N/A | N/A |
(Stuffed Fox) I Wanna; Mix | N/A | N/A |
I wanna try the 114514 needles | N/A | N/A |
I wanna walk to the store | 10.0 | 10.0 |
I Wanna Pray to the Platform God | N/A | N/A |
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew | N/A | N/A |
You give me butterflies, and I take them away | 60.0 | 9.0 |
I wanna Burnmind | 62.0 | 10.0 |
I wanna be the Volatile Presence | N/A | N/A |
MONMOUTHIAN Cell Dream | N/A | 9.0 |
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming | 30.0 | 10.0 |
I Wanna Catch the Clown | 60.0 | 8.5 |
YoYoYo Engine (Verve Edition) | N/A | 10.0 |
I wanna Freezemind | N/A | N/A |
Frankie Teardrop | N/A | N/A |
I wanna go the Spookventure | 55.0 | 9.5 |
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind | 59.0 | 10.0 |
I wanna be the Oblique Torment | 50.0 | 10.0 |
I Wanna Go For Another Ride | 50.0 | 10.0 |
17 Cleared Games
Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
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I wanna be GENKI with you | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Sublime | 75.0 | 10.0 |
I wanna be the Neurosis | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Earth Temple | N/A | 9.9 |
Holocene Juveniliax | 70.0 | N/A |
XIFT | N/A | N/A |
(Stuffed Fox) I Wanna; Mix | N/A | N/A |
Shiz Nits | N/A | N/A |
I wanna walk to the store | 10.0 | 10.0 |
You give me butterflies, and I take them away | 60.0 | 9.0 |
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming | 30.0 | 10.0 |
I wanna Freezemind | N/A | N/A |
Frankie Teardrop | N/A | N/A |
I wanna go the Spookventure | 55.0 | 9.5 |
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind | 59.0 | 10.0 |
I wanna be the Oblique Torment | 50.0 | 10.0 |
I Wanna Go For Another Ride | 50.0 | 10.0 |