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every game i've left a rating or review on i have cleared.
clear list is only used for monumental or impactful clears, or my favourite clears.
(My favourite games tab is different to my clears tab).

I don't tend to give rating or difficulty values anymore, since it's meaningless and was demotivating to be placed alongside people who didn't play through the game, or can't tell the difference between a problem with the game or themselves.

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137 Ratings!
64 Reviews!
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137 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
Decession 92.0 10.0
I wanna drown drones 91.0 10.0
Best Year 55.0 10.0
I Wanna Eat the Winter King 93.0 10.0
I Want My Struggles To Like Me Again 60.0 10.0
Xynchrome* 90.0 10.0
I wanna Ascend 97.0 9.8
I Wanna Black Another 80.0 9.7
How I See World In Desaturated Colors 40.0 9.7
Synæsthesia 86.0 9.6
Not Another Needle Game 66.0 9.5
chylomlensitpratlic 88.0 9.5
Float. 60.0 9.4
I wanna be the Make Hardest Fangame 45.0 9.3
I Wanna Get Rid Of TV 60.0 9.3
Isopropylacrylamide 89.0 9.2
My Fanthology 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Find A New Puter 48.0 8.9
Mio Pokes The Carmine Needle 30.0 8.7
Happy birthday to Fengge 52.0 8.7
I Wanna Descend 85.0 8.6
I wanna walk mindlessly 96.0 8.5
I'll be here 91.0 8.5
I wanna close the tomodati 95.0 8.3
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 42.0 8.2
So cute~ 60.0 8.2
Firdos 87.0 8.1
Conforming Needle 77.0 8.0
Ides of Noel 40.0 8.0
Ebb Needle 2023 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Lisdexamfetamine 62.0 7.9
The Worst Collab Ever 2 52.0 7.8
Ebb Needle 2022 57.0 7.8
I wanna break through Seven trials 60.0 7.7
I wanna be soupreme 52.0 7.7
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 50.0 7.7
I wanna be the Aisaka 48.0 7.6
efficient 50.0 7.6
Cookie Temptation 60.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ordinary Needle 91.0 7.5
I Wanna Make The Random Rooms 35.0 7.5
I wanna Advent 55.0 7.5
I wanna be the Indefinitely 65.0 7.3
Hendeca Corner 84.0 7.3
How I Found Out About My Harsh Reality 50.0 7.3
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 55.0 7.3
i wanna fix what's wrong 50.0 7.3
I Wanna Be the Hades 67.0 7.2
I wanna be the Venus 53.0 7.1
I wanna be the Tethys 58.0 7.0
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.5 20.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape And Be Free 87.0 7.0
I wanna suspend in the sky 52.0 7.0
I Wanna Sertraline 45.0 7.0
I wanna place some spikes 62.0 7.0
Deliriant Needle 48.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 57.0 6.9
Blueberry Mochi 80.0 6.9
mortar 45.0 6.8
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 58.0 6.8
I want to freeze the you 40.0 6.8
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 6.8
I wanna be the Mars 62.0 6.8
I wanna fly out of this storm 62.0 6.8
I wanna P 87.0 6.7
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 60.0 6.7
Romulus III: The Game 35.0 6.6
I wanna be the Apollo 62.0 6.6
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 45.0 6.6
I wanna be the Practice placement 52.0 6.5
I Wanna be the PTSD 58.0 6.4
I Wanna be the Zeus 53.0 6.3
Yellow Needle Game 60.0 6.3
There's no reason to say L 60.0 6.2
I wanna kantoku colors 60.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 48.0 6.0
I wanna be the Kantoku Needle 72.0 6.0
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 50.0 6.0
I wanna Elixir 52.0 5.9
I Wanna Take the L+ 48.0 5.8
I wanna oguo needle 55.0 5.8
I wanna be the Dotneedle 55.0 5.5
I wanna M 35.0 5.5
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 55.0 5.5
I wanna ≠ 60.0 5.2
I wanna Look Up 86.0 5.0
I wanna be the Ingenuity 52.0 5.0
I wanna be the Vine Tutorial 15.0 5.0
I wanna ℞ 55.0 5.0
I Wanna Turn the Lights On 62.0 4.5
I WANNA BE THE FLORIDA MAN 35.0 4.5
I wanna IDFK 65.0 4.3
I wanna (^^) 65.0 4.0
I wanna be the disparagement 66.0 4.0
I wanna Ъ 57.0 4.0
I Wanna EZL 45.0 4.0
I wanna Marcescence 87.0 4.0
I wanna be the Orpheus 68.0 3.9
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv 35.0 3.8
I wanna horaizontal 48.0 3.8
I wanna silly needlur 30.0 3.7
I wanna Chill 60.0 3.6
I Wanna EZL 2 60.0 3.5
I Wanna be the Nebula 60.0 3.5
I don't wanna go 20.0 3.5
I wanna Escape the Sleepywood 87.0 3.5
Pestilence 65.0 3.2
I Wanna Healthy 60.0 3.0
I wanna fly the Far away 83.0 3.0
I wanna throw away my face 25.0 2.8
AsTatine 70.0 2.2
I wanna be the 難しいアイワナ 80.0 2.2
Herald’s Machina Towers 91.0 2.0
I Wanna ふなし The UFO 91.0 2.0
Needle Ability Test 65.0 2.0
Radiance 92.0 1.7
I wanna save agartha 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the guy by Aless50 40.0 1.5
I wanna Tomodati Backwards 91.0 1.3
I wanna be the DLすんな 85.0 0.5
I wanna be the DLしとけ 81.0 0.4
LCIS 95.0 0.2
Ebb Needle 2026 N/A N/A
Vaisravana 75.0 N/A
I Wanna Be The GDeveloper N/A N/A
distant hold N/A N/A
Eradicate. 98.0 N/A
Assassinate. N/A N/A
Annihilate. 96.0 N/A
crude riverbed 62.0 N/A
I wanna Abyss N/A N/A
I wanna see a black light N/A N/A
I wanna see you one last time N/A N/A
I Wanna Express My Inner Thoughts 95.0 N/A
I Wanna Cosowldati N/A N/A
I Wanna Beat Six F-Ledge Jumps 35.0 N/A
I wanna Archean N/A N/A

64 Reviews

notmaxwell
For: Not Another Needle Game
I'll update this when I 100% Clear it, so for now the review applies to the bad ending without the use of any TNT (for non-spoilers, it's not 100%)

I do think it's an amazing game overall, it's incredibly high quality and has so much charm to it, I also think all the positives have already been well-stated by other reviewers, but it is a great amount of fun with so many good gimmicks that have been well used and is very funny aswell.

my only real complaint is that there is no pause menu, at first admittedly i was hesitant on pressing esc incase i had to re-launch the whole game again, and this might be schizophrenia, but i swear, when i was perfectly safe sometimes i would be afk and die when not looking at the screen after a while... maybe this game is just haunted though (this didn't change my rating given ofc dont worry)

otherwise, i did think screens 170-180 were too difficult or just inconsistent, i found room 180 to be possibly the easiest aswell other than the last jump before the 2nd save, and many of the other rooms were somewhat demotivating to play due to having very quick inputs back to back, atleast i found it that my keyboard did not want to co-operate sometimes, and in general i think they are such a difficulty spike, the rest of the game is like ~40-50 diff needle gameplay if you have a base understanding of each gimmick, and then i found those 10 rooms to be ~60 diff, i also think it's a big of a weird state for new players, because i could see those 10 rooms to be incredibly infuriating for players who would have to spend a considerable amount of time on them, but overall, i didn't find it too be much of an issue, certainly not enough to lower the rating much, and i'd still recommend it.

overall, game is amazing, love it, would highly recommend, will be going for the 100% clear soon after i finish some other things aswell!

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Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 66 66
Aug 23, 2025
notmaxwell
For: Conforming Needle
conforming needle: yeah im challenging jumps

this game is really good actually, caught my attention randomly when going through delfruit and thought i'd give it a try and it turned out to be one of my favourite ftfa-like screens that i've played, and possibly my favourite for it's difficulty behind actual ftfa screens.

(almost) all the jumps in this have good visual cues, intuitive, good setups, and overall become very consistent, especially for a 32px needle game this is really impressive, the first 3 and last 2 jumps were personally my favourite, i did find the jump with a plane to be a bit iffy on quality, specifically the visual setup for the jump, but i don't even really think its *bad* just less great than the others. I should also mention that i took ~4h to clear, and, for ~3h 20m of that playtime i took the *wrong align* for that jump, and made it incomparably harder than it actually is, and struggled with it so so badly and got very mad at it when it was completely my fault :sob: < this also makes me unsure on the game's difficulty, because after finding out to not take that align i was able to get to the last 2 jumps every ~5-8 minutes or so, since every other jump is really well-designed and consistent.

I'm also mentioning that this game has backspace for valign and a really nice practice mode which just help add to the quality of it, overall it's just well made and a really good screen of difficult needle, and it's always a really good sight to see, the only real reason i'm not giving this a higher rating even though it's some of my favourite jumps & overall screen is because it's so short, it would be amazing to see more screens similar to this and it has a whole lot of potential imo.

Save 1: 6139 Deaths, Time: 02:33:44 (Intended)
Save 2: 3103 Deaths, Time: 01:11:11 (Practice) (i'm not lying about that number that's crazy)
+ ~20 min from remaking the screen in maker
12 deaths to the 2nd last jump, 5 deaths to the last jump

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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 77 77
Aug 19, 2025
notmaxwell
For: I wanna fly the Far away
Original Rating (As of First clear - 6.5, 88)
New Review & Rating:

Rating Per Screen.
Screen 1: ~9.8, 70
Screen 2: ~10, 67
Screen 3: ~9.7, 75
Overall for First 3 Screens: 10, 78.

Screen 4 Rating:
0.25, 85.
Screen 4 is the worst singular needle screen i have Ever played.

Screen 4 does not get consistent. I have done s1, 2, 3 all 2 times in a row. I have not even been able to reclear screen 4 Once. I'm aware it has gotten consistent for some people, but you should never expect it to be the same for you. I did, and was disappointed when i found out that i will never be. I Would not recommend clearing this game. Just exit out at screen 4. Fuck screen 4.

Overall game rating (as of now):
3, 83
If you learn numpad and other things S1,2,3 are not too difficult. If s4 wasn't so ... I would give this game not even a 80 rating.


Old review:

Well. I really do love the first 2 screens, It is some of my favourite needle gameplay I have ever played and it got incredibly consistent incredibly quick, the third screen i kinda ... struggled with a lot, getting 39 last jump deaths, but I do think that is quite likely my fault, atleast definitely 10+ of them were on me. But if the 3rd screen does not have that issue for other players, it is also amazing and other than the last jump it is also very consistent and fun :)

And then there is the 4th screen. No. It's abhorrent. I would love to give this a higher rating in quality but with good faith I just can't, it burns even more that the game is such a masterpiece in my eyes only to be pulled down in quality so badly with the single worst screen I have ever had the pure misfortune of playing, it is vastly different in design to all the prior screens, having little setups and the jumps are painful and inconsistent to play, I have heard from deathless players that S4 does get consistent, but i'd imagine only a long while *after* you clear it for the first time. All the water jumps are horrible, and the screen delves completely away from the gameplay it builds upon the first 3 screens. I also think it is by far the hardest screen, taking me ~5h or so to clear, while the first 2 screens only took ~3h in total, and the 3rd being ~3.5h.
It's worth mentioning i did this as a hardest clear, I also do not recommend this because it makes the 4th screen also more painful and you will spend longer amounts of time on it compared to if you improve and do this at a later time. That is why my difficulty rating is also not great, I will update it later though.

In conclusion, if you are going to try to clear this, i'd highly recommend booking a therapist appointment in advance because you will most likely need it after playing the 4th screen.

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Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 83 83
Aug 3, 2025
notmaxwell
For: I Wanna Be the Hades
I really liked this game, some checkpoints are a decent bit harder than others, some really easy, but that's okay because the game is really fun to play and it's not crazy unbalanced and it has some nice gameplay, one of my favourites and overall a good time :)!

I did only give it a 67 in difficulty because i think most checkpoints are quite easy, numpad makes some things easier and I don't feel as if it is too much of a challenge

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Rating: 7.2 72       Difficulty: 67 67
Aug 3, 2025

2 Games

GameDifficultyAverage Rating# of Ratings
crude riverbed 63.3 7.0 5
Vaisravana 75.0 N/A 2