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every game i've left a rating or review on i have cleared.
clear list is only used for monumental or impactful clears, or my favourite clears.
(My favourite games tab is different to my clears tab).

I don't tend to give rating or difficulty values anymore, since it's meaningless and was demotivating to be placed alongside people who didn't play through the game, or can't tell the difference between a problem with the game or themselves.

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137 Ratings!
64 Reviews!
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137 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
Decession 92.0 10.0
I wanna drown drones 91.0 10.0
Best Year 55.0 10.0
I Wanna Eat the Winter King 93.0 10.0
I Want My Struggles To Like Me Again 60.0 10.0
Xynchrome* 90.0 10.0
I wanna Ascend 97.0 9.8
I Wanna Black Another 80.0 9.7
How I See World In Desaturated Colors 40.0 9.7
Synæsthesia 86.0 9.6
Not Another Needle Game 66.0 9.5
chylomlensitpratlic 88.0 9.5
Float. 60.0 9.4
I wanna be the Make Hardest Fangame 45.0 9.3
I Wanna Get Rid Of TV 60.0 9.3
Isopropylacrylamide 89.0 9.2
My Fanthology 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Find A New Puter 48.0 8.9
Mio Pokes The Carmine Needle 30.0 8.7
Happy birthday to Fengge 52.0 8.7
I Wanna Descend 85.0 8.6
I wanna walk mindlessly 96.0 8.5
I'll be here 91.0 8.5
I wanna close the tomodati 95.0 8.3
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 42.0 8.2
So cute~ 60.0 8.2
Firdos 87.0 8.1
Conforming Needle 77.0 8.0
Ides of Noel 40.0 8.0
Ebb Needle 2023 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Lisdexamfetamine 62.0 7.9
The Worst Collab Ever 2 52.0 7.8
Ebb Needle 2022 57.0 7.8
I wanna break through Seven trials 60.0 7.7
I wanna be soupreme 52.0 7.7
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 50.0 7.7
I wanna be the Aisaka 48.0 7.6
efficient 50.0 7.6
Cookie Temptation 60.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ordinary Needle 91.0 7.5
I Wanna Make The Random Rooms 35.0 7.5
I wanna Advent 55.0 7.5
I wanna be the Indefinitely 65.0 7.3
Hendeca Corner 84.0 7.3
How I Found Out About My Harsh Reality 50.0 7.3
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 55.0 7.3
i wanna fix what's wrong 50.0 7.3
I Wanna Be the Hades 67.0 7.2
I wanna be the Venus 53.0 7.1
I wanna be the Tethys 58.0 7.0
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.5 20.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape And Be Free 87.0 7.0
I wanna suspend in the sky 52.0 7.0
I Wanna Sertraline 45.0 7.0
I wanna place some spikes 62.0 7.0
Deliriant Needle 48.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 57.0 6.9
Blueberry Mochi 80.0 6.9
mortar 45.0 6.8
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 58.0 6.8
I want to freeze the you 40.0 6.8
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 6.8
I wanna be the Mars 62.0 6.8
I wanna fly out of this storm 62.0 6.8
I wanna P 87.0 6.7
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 60.0 6.7
Romulus III: The Game 35.0 6.6
I wanna be the Apollo 62.0 6.6
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 45.0 6.6
I wanna be the Practice placement 52.0 6.5
I Wanna be the PTSD 58.0 6.4
I Wanna be the Zeus 53.0 6.3
Yellow Needle Game 60.0 6.3
There's no reason to say L 60.0 6.2
I wanna kantoku colors 60.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 48.0 6.0
I wanna be the Kantoku Needle 72.0 6.0
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 50.0 6.0
I wanna Elixir 52.0 5.9
I Wanna Take the L+ 48.0 5.8
I wanna oguo needle 55.0 5.8
I wanna be the Dotneedle 55.0 5.5
I wanna M 35.0 5.5
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 55.0 5.5
I wanna ≠ 60.0 5.2
I wanna Look Up 86.0 5.0
I wanna be the Ingenuity 52.0 5.0
I wanna be the Vine Tutorial 15.0 5.0
I wanna ℞ 55.0 5.0
I Wanna Turn the Lights On 62.0 4.5
I WANNA BE THE FLORIDA MAN 35.0 4.5
I wanna IDFK 65.0 4.3
I wanna (^^) 65.0 4.0
I wanna be the disparagement 66.0 4.0
I wanna Ъ 57.0 4.0
I Wanna EZL 45.0 4.0
I wanna Marcescence 87.0 4.0
I wanna be the Orpheus 68.0 3.9
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv 35.0 3.8
I wanna horaizontal 48.0 3.8
I wanna silly needlur 30.0 3.7
I wanna Chill 60.0 3.6
I Wanna EZL 2 60.0 3.5
I Wanna be the Nebula 60.0 3.5
I don't wanna go 20.0 3.5
I wanna Escape the Sleepywood 87.0 3.5
Pestilence 65.0 3.2
I Wanna Healthy 60.0 3.0
I wanna fly the Far away 83.0 3.0
I wanna throw away my face 25.0 2.8
AsTatine 70.0 2.2
I wanna be the 難しいアイワナ 80.0 2.2
Herald’s Machina Towers 91.0 2.0
I Wanna ふなし The UFO 91.0 2.0
Needle Ability Test 65.0 2.0
Radiance 92.0 1.7
I wanna save agartha 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the guy by Aless50 40.0 1.5
I wanna Tomodati Backwards 91.0 1.3
I wanna be the DLすんな 85.0 0.5
I wanna be the DLしとけ 81.0 0.4
LCIS 95.0 0.2
Ebb Needle 2026 N/A N/A
Vaisravana 75.0 N/A
I Wanna Be The GDeveloper N/A N/A
distant hold N/A N/A
Eradicate. 98.0 N/A
Assassinate. N/A N/A
Annihilate. 96.0 N/A
crude riverbed 62.0 N/A
I wanna Abyss N/A N/A
I wanna see a black light N/A N/A
I wanna see you one last time N/A N/A
I Wanna Express My Inner Thoughts 95.0 N/A
I Wanna Cosowldati N/A N/A
I Wanna Beat Six F-Ledge Jumps 35.0 N/A
I wanna Archean N/A N/A

64 Reviews

notmaxwell
For: Ebb Needle 2026
rating stuff later (i have cleared, just like every other rating\review, dw)
the real mystery is what happened to ebb needle 2025..

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Mar 8, 2026
notmaxwell
For: Synæsthesia
I'm a big fan of this game. I had a very good time playing it, and each save got consistent quick, fun to do, and enjoyable to figure out. I do have a bias since I absolutely love L-Needle, but nevertheless I think this is what one might call a Banger. Visuals and theming are really good and unique too.

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Rating: 9.6 96       Difficulty: 86 86
Feb 24, 2026
notmaxwell
For: I wanna break through Seven trials
its pea
something something some stages are actually fun enough i did 5 of them deathless

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Rating: 7.7 77       Difficulty: 60 60
Feb 18, 2026
notmaxwell
For: I Wanna Descend
Full review later. It's good and I enjoyed it. Visually experimental for an ftfa-like and I think it pulled the style off. Jumps are all around the same difficulty and I didn't find any to be problematic.

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Rating: 8.6 86       Difficulty: 85 85
Feb 17, 2026
notmaxwell
For: Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
For reference, i'm not familiar with the source material this game is based upon. I know it's something copypasta related- that's all. This game certainly made me a bit uncomfortable while playing due to the visuals and music (not in a bad way, like good horror way) so i'd say it achieves that well enough, as for the gameplay, it still lacks proper structuring or save balance, it consists of 3 or 4 or so screens, most saves being ~20 difficulty, there's one save that contains a water double plane and later a ground invert, which is where the 35 rating comes from, but it's not very challenging. Another issue i found was that there's a few skips in later saves due to the lack of structures, one of the saves i did a down plane to skip, another i took an align to go inbetween 2 apples, etc, but it's still pretty fun. The first screen\save is considerably my favourite, i think it fits the vibe of the game well & it's good that it has multiple different pathways at first, i think if you took the design of the first screen and ran more towards that i could see that being more favorable.

Overall, it's a step-up from your prior games, it does somewhat fall into the same gameplay issues as the other ones, but screen 1 shows improvement and i didn't find it to play *bad*, though i also cleared it in 2 minutes so i didn't have much of an experience with it.

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Rating: 3.8 38       Difficulty: 35 35
Jan 13, 2026

2 Games

GameDifficultyAverage Rating# of Ratings
crude riverbed 63.3 7.0 5
Vaisravana 75.0 N/A 2