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Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

I don’t play much avoidance so my diff ratings on those might be scuffed.

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I Wanna be the Vandal 70.0 10.0
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 45.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
Thanks For 2023!! 20.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
I wanna Relax with Needle N/A 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the Second L 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
I wanna break more traps 2 42.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
I Wanna DO It 50.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The Trinitario 37.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
I Wanna Take the L+ 50.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I Wanna EZL 45.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
All the wishes 25.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
Egg 15.0 6.0
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
I wanna star the Xmas tree 50.0 2.0
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
Boshy 2 20.0 0.1
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

423 Reviews

Jopagu
For: I want
This is perhaps the hardest review I've had to write out of almost 150 fangames reviewed so far. I legitimately do not know what to say about this game. I don't know if I can recommend it, heck I don't even know if I actually had fun.

Now, that's kind of hyperbole. It took me most of the game to crystalize my thoughts, but by the time of writing this review I can say that I enjoyed this game. It's a one of a kind experience, that's for sure. I love fangames that try new things, and get weird with it, and I Want is the epitome of that. Not everything works out well, and some sections are particularly uncomfortable to play, but every area at least had me respecting the idea, and the balls to publish it. I could nitpick and talk about every little thing I loved, and everything I disliked, but I think that would be doing a disservice to the game. So I'm just going to tell you to play it, and enjoy the surprises. This isn't for everyone, not by a long shot, but I think you should at least watch a video of this. It's a one of a kind fangame, and an experience that I think everyone here should have, for better or for worse.

Also, visual challenge needle based.

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Rating: 8.7 87       Difficulty: 59 59
Aug 4, 2022
Jopagu
For: I Wanna Catch the Clown
Catch the Clown is an incredible tech demo, and a decent game. I think it's worth noting that you should go into this like a tech demo, cause if you just pay attention to the gameplay the ratings on this might feel a point or two too high.

Catch the Clown is an homage to classic gamemaker tutorial games. I fiddled around with a lot of these as a child, and playing this unlocked memories that were nearly forgotten, making this quite a nostalgic experience for me. The game is mostly needle with traps, and some puzzly elements. None of that is super special, and if not for the cute sprites the needle would be quite generic. The game peaks with a cool driving section, reminiscent of about 10,000 Flash games. This section is really cool to see in a fangame, and left me with a big smile. The other highlight is the final boss, which ends with an awesome space shooter. However there are a few complaints, like the first phase being quite random, and the second phase lacking variety, with attacks lasting a long time. It's still a pretty fun boss, but the visuals and theme back up somewhat weaker gameplay.

The game really shines as a demonstration of Renex's work making GM8.2, Renex engine, and just general programming competence. There's 3d animation, reflective surfaces, and crazy animations galore. I really like the fiddling with the title bar that happens. With these things in mind, the game is much better, as the crazy feats of gamemaking make the quality of the gameplay almost irrelevant. Renex has quickly become the most prominent figure on the programming side of the community, and I look forward to seeing the other heights he reaches. (His next game already looks likely to top this 10x over, so this excitement is quite justified).

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Tagged as: Adventure Boss IWT car
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Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 55 55
Aug 4, 2022
Jopagu
For: I Want to Meet Miki
Meet Miki is a fun adventure game with some spooky vibes and a variety of cool gimmicks. Be warned however, that when the game says it has four stages, it means that like a math teacher. The first three stages each have four sub-stages, making the game secretly quite long. However, it's pretty enjoyable. The first stage is a traditional adventure, and is the only part of the game with bosses. The bosses were pretty cool, so I would've liked to see them in the other stages. The 2nd and 3rd stages are gimmick platforming, with the 2nd being more traditional and the 3rd being more needly. Both of them has some really cool gimmicks, although some in the 2nd stage especially are a bit awkward. I really loved the ledge grab gimmick in stage 3 though. Stage four is really cool, at least in theory. I felt like it really underdelivered, which was a massive disappointment. There are only two puzzles, and then a whole lot of walking around and waiting. The final stage is relatively short, introducing a fun but kinda jank gimmick. There's an optional boss, but the game recommends only doing it if you're going for true end, and since I hadn't found any secrets I skipped it. Overall, the game is decent, with a lot of cool ideas for gimmicks. Several parts underdeliver though, so the game winds up as a bit of a mixed bag.

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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 50 50
Aug 4, 2022
Jopagu
For: Shiz Nits
Shiz Nits is a very unique experience, with an eclectic mix off 90's music, creative visuals, and movement gimmicks. The theming is fun, and I love the soundtrack, but having the same visuals the whole time gets a bit old. It changes things up a bit with different killers, like circles and hearts. The screen layout design is the highlight of this game, with diagonal kill blocks, circles, and more. The layouts are super unique, creating needle that looks different from any other fangame I've played. The main movement gimmick is really fun, and my biggest complaint about the game is that this isn't used more. There are a plethora of screens that don't use the main gimmick, instead just making normal precise needle. Additionally, until the final screen there's never any enforced timing, meaning the potentially awesome flowing sections that this gimmick enables non-existent. The final boss is really cool, it's not too hard, with HP I beat it in <5 tries. It has several really unique attacks, and managed to create a really fun experience that isn't difficult or learny. Overall, this game is an easy recommendation since it's so short, and an experienced player can digest this uniquely enjoyable game in under half an hour.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance Gimmick
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Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 49 49
Aug 3, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna kill the Kermit 2
Kermit 2 is a classic fangame well deserving of that title. The game takes you on a massive journey, through extreme landscapes, psychedelic dreamscapes, and Florida. It has that Wonderful charm, with simplistic graphics and music with lyrics(!!). The game combines those things with really fun platforming, and bosses that are mostly simple but enjoyable. In another rare move, the bosses are easier than the platforming, allowing needle focused players to enjoy a higher level adventure game without getting walled by bosses and avoidances. The game goes through three hubs, with some connecting segments.

The first hub features an ice area, which I found to be a bit annoying due to some awkward screen transition jumps. However, the area ends with a really fun sleigh ride section, that I wish had a few more screens! Next, this hub has the down under. This game has some fun trigger pathing, and a funny miniboss, before a boss at the end. I enjoyed most of this stage, but this was probably my least favorite boss, due to the necessity of getting close to things that are spawning bullets. Thirdly, this hub has the moon. This area is one of my favorites, using David Bowie's Space Oddity to create a haunting but beautiful area. The low gravity platforming is really fun, and is some of the best usage of the gimmick that I've seen. The second half of the area loses the gimmick, and has some cute little aliens running around. After a funny trap, the game goes into a fun boss set to some boppin' Daft Punk.

The second hub has the best area in the game, the puppet stage. This stage has some really cool visuals, with black gooey enemies. The stage has a lot of completely unique bizarre creatures, that only show up once. This area reminded me somewhat of GENKI, mixed with The End Is Nigh. The boss to this stage is incredible, and one of the best fangame bosses I've seen, period. It does a great job of utilizing the gun, requiring for attacks in ways more varied than "shoot the boss". Secondly, this hub has a 32px precision needle stage. It was... fine. There are some cool jumps in there, but there is some major save balance issues, and the needle flows way differently than the rest of the game. Overall this area ended up feeling like a down point in the game, especially since the boss is quite weak. The third area in the hub is a greyscale guy tile area, with a heavier focus on traps. I understand the purpose of this area both from a gameplay standpoint and thematically, but it ends up being the least memorable stage in the game. The hub ends with a guy tower using a cool shoot water gimmick. This is one of the hardest spots in the game, but it's really fun throughout. It ends with what I felt was the hardest boss in the game. The boss is pretty fun, and I really like the easy avoidance it ends with. However, I felt it could do with being a bit easier, to better flow with the rest of the game.

The third hub is an epic conclusion to the game. The first area is a beautiful psychedelic area, making strong use of symmetric needle design and moving spikes. It ends with a cute mini-avoidance, and winds up being enjoyable, although the easiest part of this hub. The second area is Florida. It's a funny Sudoku-ish area with a boss that's kinda funny but a bit annoying. Not much else to say about this place, it's cute and I'm glad it was included. The third area is a cool concept, where you have to beat it with no saves, gaining 5 extra lives each screen. It's fun, although a couple screens were much harder than the rest, and the only major life drains.

The game ends with another guy tower, this one reusing bits from every other stage. It's a cool finale, taking you back through all your memories of the game and creating some really fun, though brutally hard, platforming. The final boss is an epic conclusion, with a short avoidance section, an attacking period, and then a second phase. I really like how Wonderful managed to make a climactic final boss that's long and varied without making it the hardest part of the game. I particularly enjoy the second phase, the spikes rising from the floor make for some fun dodges.

Overall, I can't recommend this game enough for fans of adventure games, particularly the needle inclined. The game has a fantastic sense of style, really fun platforming, and some great bosses. The Kermit series really feels like the pinnacle of the pre-modern era of adventure games, bridging the gap between modern polish and classic charm.

Also, I'd recommend you go read Marc's review, it's a great exploration of the themes in the Kermit series.

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