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i wanna fix what's wrong 46.0 10.0
I wanna be the Tethys 58.0 10.0
Jtool N/A 10.0
I Wanna Sertraline 45.0 9.9
Serotonin 59.0 9.9
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 39.0 9.9
I wanna get used to Needle Game 35.0 9.8
This Wanna Be The Day 55.0 9.5
Happy Children's Needle 45.0 9.5
I wanna be the Dessert 34.0 9.5
I wanna Jiongyohai 31.0 9.5
I wanna be the poetic dance 50.0 9.5
I wanna Nukeru Spike 46.0 9.5
Iwanna a Girl Of The Sky 42.0 9.4
Iwanna Vibe 40.0 9.2
I wanna best the needle 36.0 9.0
I wanna eat the Stuffed Animal 24.0 9.0
I wanna birth the azumol 40.0 9.0
Solnyshko 32.0 9.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 12.0 9.0
I wanna be the Onelife 22.0 9.0
I wanna go the JUN-G World 33.0 8.9
I wanna catch you 58.0 8.9
Poor Mind 33.0 8.9
I Wanna travel the needle world 2 30.0 8.8
I wanna be the Flower frozen 29.0 8.7
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 22.0 8.6
I wanna Limitless 24.0 8.5
MIDI to Wanna Maker N/A 8.5
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 46.0 8.5
I Wanna be the Butterfly Effect 45.0 8.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 41.0 8.5
I Wanna Temporal Spire 42.0 8.4
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 8.2
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 55.0 8.2
I wanna eat the lemon 30.0 8.2
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 62.0 8.1
I wanna rely the Needle 4 36.0 8.0
I wanna Struggle Momentarily 25.0 8.0
I wanna pass the 32px game 53.0 7.9
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 44.0 7.9
I Wanna Steel Edge 49.0 7.9
I wanna Cigarette 37.0 7.9
I wanna fleeting future 46.0 7.8
I wanna ↔ 55.0 7.8
I Wanna 1116 47.0 7.8
I wanna まだダメよ 42.0 7.8
I wanna be the Emerald 34.0 7.8
I wanna be the 3200min 62.0 7.8
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 26.0 7.7
Strawberry needle 43.0 7.7
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 15.0 7.6
I wanna shoot the beam! 25.0 7.6
I wanna be the Nyx 45.0 7.6
I wanna Aurum 50.0 7.5
2009 Needle Hole 45.0 7.5
Iwanna Glacial 32.0 7.5
i wanna lypophrenia 65.0 7.5
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 29.0 7.5
Iwanna Komorebi 24.0 7.3
Tiny Fantazm 39.0 7.2
I Wanna be the Dononite 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the うまい人 50.0 7.0
Iwanna W 50.0 7.0
I wanna be the Ingenuity 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the Tegliem 34.0 6.9
I Wanna 8-) 38.0 6.9
YL-Needle 19.0 6.9
I wanna be the Phosphorus 58.0 6.9
I wanna create a Sonic Rainboom 28.0 6.8
I wanna be the Ender 25.0 6.8
I Wanna Kind Needle 33.0 6.8
Kotton Kande 31.0 6.7
I wanna elk 60.0 6.7
Discord 34.0 6.7
I wanna make the RW 31.0 6.6
I wanna be the Rainbow needle 34.0 6.6
I wanna not to miss you 28.0 6.6
I wanna Athletic needles 55.0 6.5
I Wanna Take the L 35.0 6.5
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 42.0 6.5
I wanna be the Gus Needle 21.0 6.5
I wanna Ourboros 29.0 6.5
I wanna be Sure in You 28.0 6.4
I Wanna LoveSpike 33.0 6.4
I Wanna be the Zeus 65.0 6.3
I wanna be the flower considered explicitly 20.0 6.2
I wanna N 40.0 6.2
luna pixie 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gabriel 31.0 5.9
Empty Needle 26.0 5.9
I wanna Stay Alive 15.0 5.8
I wanna best the needle 3 29.0 5.8
I wanna be the silvan 20.0 5.7
renex needle 39.0 5.6
Wake up 37.0 5.6
I wanna be the Addiction 25.0 5.6
I wanna elm 66.0 5.5
Douyugan 30.0 5.5
I Wanna Vigorously 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Archfoe 62.0 5.0
I wanna be the immortal butterfly 55.0 5.0
I wanna Break the GellTHE Spike 41.0 5.0
Stars 21.0 4.5
Heartmender 30.0 4.4
Ice Reign 21.0 4.2
Pink 28.0 4.1
I wanna conquer the blow game 10.0 4.0
I wanna Birthday the Cherry 18.0 4.0
I wanna give the cat some acid 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Xoner 50.0 4.0
P.M.P 1 25.0 3.6
culvert 45.0 3.5
Narsarsuaq 42.0 3.5
Wish me luck 25.0 3.5
I wanna be the Gap 22.0 3.2
Iwanna Skyvoice 24.0 3.1
I wanna be the Uranus 35.0 3.1
I wanna be the tL 15.0 3.0
One Room Needle 21.0 3.0
I wanna formulate the Categorical Imperative 37.0 2.5
I wanna ⑨ 45.0 2.5
Cherry Maruko 30.0 2.5
I wanna be the Jazz needle 42.0 2.3
I wanna be the Infinity 27.0 2.2
I wanna recover the Quality 16.0 2.1
一時間制作アイワナ 20.0 2.0
I wanna be the SkyHigh 28.0 2.0
I wanna be the Art N/A 1.0
I wanna Relax with Needle 2 N/A 1.0
Suffering N/A N/A
Heart-Shaped Triangle N/A N/A
I wanna be the your friends 35.0 N/A
I wanna follow it 40.0 N/A
I Wanna be the Fleeting Flower Forever 75.0 N/A
I wanna be the Perfect Blue 65.0 N/A
chris sadboy needle 13.0 N/A
I Wanna Meet the Oracle at Delphi 65.0 N/A
I Wanna [VERB] the [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN] 70.0 N/A
I wanna be the (mis)Nomer 66.0 N/A
I Wanna – 60.0 N/A
I Wanna be the AIW N/A N/A
Stranded. 65.0 N/A
I wanna detach myself from reality to stop being depressed N/A N/A
I Wanna — 55.0 N/A
I Wanna Christmas Buzz 51.0 N/A

143 Reviews

phgQED
For: Ice Reign
Painfully short beginner needle game with no real clear screen. The needle screens in general make good use of spaced drops and give a decent amount of leeway in terms of frames and pixels. They felt very satisfying to go through and it was a shame when the game was over so soon.

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Rating: 4.2 42       Difficulty: 21 21
Jan 1, 2022
phgQED
For: I wanna be the lovely ⑨
A Cirno-themed vanilla needle game with a strong and creative usage of named jumps and their nerfed variants. Starts out quite easy but spikes in difficulty drastically during one of the later saves. There's an extra mode that includes some single jump stages, and is overall really fun and challenging. I didn't have any problems with this game aside from the fact that some/many of the saves are placed aesthetically, rather than in the best position for subsequent jump retries. The music seems like it might be a remix of Tomboyish Girl In Love but I am not sure. There is a lot of content here if you play through the extra stage. It was really fun to play through and I would recommend it to intermediate needle players or anyone looking for gimmick-less needle. Especially recommended if you liked named jumps and variations on them.

Time: 1hr41min
Deaths: 2028

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Rating: 7.9 79       Difficulty: 44 44
Jan 1, 2022
phgQED
For: I wanna be the Four seasons
A season-themed needle game split up into four areas with many screens per zone. This game has a lot of content for such a simple idea and execution, and aside from minor graphical nitpicks (like the almost unreadable starting font) it seems to have put a lot of attention into presentation and thematic aesthetics. Each area looks exactly like you'd imagine that season to look, with a soft theming element throughout. Spring is single save/screen needle with no particularly hard jumps but a lot riding on consistency. Summer is more open needle with soft pathing and a few more drops than jumps. Fall uses the only gimmick of the game: vines. It's safe to say they're underutilized at best, and downright painful at worst. One section towards the end will haunt me for some time to come, even after finding a setup for it. Winter was my favorite season: it is 'named jumpland' extravaganza, with nothing but shapes you've seen before (or maybe haven't) and a save after almost every jump. I started with this season, and it was totally my jam, but I'd recommend doing your playthru in the order that seems most appealing. Leave the bad stuff for last or get it out of the way first... I'm sure you know how to eat your dinner by now.

As a bit of a bummer, there is no clear screen or signifier that you've cleared all seasons aside from their emblems appearing in the main hub. I also don't think there is a 'go back to hub' key, so if you accidentally save in a season you've already beaten, have fun (this happened to me—luckily it was winter which was fun to play thru again anyway).

Great and lengthy simple thematic needle with maybe a few smudges in terms of production value. Was a blast to play overall.

Time: ~1hr30min
Deaths: 1140

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Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 41 41
Dec 31, 2021
phgQED
For: I wanna be the Uranus
An alarmingly short needle game with an overreliance on named jumps. The ones that crop up the most are 'Rashomon' (idk what else they are called but if you check http://necoroneko.web.fc2.com/spike.html that's what it calls them), and holy cow, there are a lot of them. Even in its best implementation this jump seems kind of bland to me, but in later screens it just becomes more and more squished to the point where 1 or 2 frame jumps become mandatory more than just helpful—and, of course, numpad is disabled. There's not a lot good to say—— about it, but maybe if you really enjoy that one particular jump it's worth a play. Also a sussy soft-lock pseudo-clear screen. :/

Time: ~10min
Deaths: 297

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Rating: 3.1 31       Difficulty: 35 35
Dec 31, 2021
phgQED
For: I Wanna Be The Caretaker
Caretaker is a game that caught my eye in a stream and compelled me to play it on aesthetic and visuals alone. The brain-apples and moving blood water spoke to me, and the rest of this game is just as daring in terms of its looks: visuals include tv-static-water that moves you linearly in the direction you were moving when you entered, the aforementioned moving blood-water, and a giant eyeball that extends pulsating vision cones and will chase you if you're foolish enough to enter its visible dominion. The visuals change regularly and always in unsettling and refreshing ways. In particular, I enjoyed the implementation of fruit throughout—needles are far sparser than other obstacles, or at least feel so, and this gives the game a more 'open' and 'forgiving' sense despite its otherwise hostile atmosphere. Screens are usually one save, but the difficulty curve is very forgiving, and no jump in particular will demand an intense grind. Usually you'll have just gotten used to one gimmick before you're whisked away and introduced to a new one, which keeps the sense of wonderment up while perhaps leaving a whisp of melancholy at unexplored potential. There is, blessedly, a 'smoosh all the gimmicks together' at the end section, and while it's a delight to play, it's as mercifully short as the game is itself, showing you an overwhelming depth without overstaying its welcome.

It occurs to me I forgot to mention the 'shoot to see the other dimension of the screen' gimmick, possibly because it's too hard to describe even as it feels implemented in an incredibly intuitive and easy to understand way. You, uh, shoot your gun, and it shows you one layer of spikes and obstacles, even level geometry... then you shoot, and it shows you the other layer. You can see the whole 'screen' at the same time, but the things that occupy it are different. So you may have to shoot mid-jump to see the upcoming geometery or... you know, you might want to watch a video for this one. Or play it yourself. Maybe just play it.

Easily one of the best fangames I've ever played, in terms of aesthetics, level design, and gimmick implementation. If anything one of my only complaints might be that it's too short—but keeping up that standard of creativity throughout a project this long already requires an immense talent. A definitely masterpiece overall imo.

Time: 1hr50min
Deaths: 752

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Rating: 9.9 99       Difficulty: 39 39
Dec 29, 2021

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GameDifficultyAverage Rating# of Ratings
I wanna be the (mis)Nomer 68.4 4.9 11
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 6.9 25
I Wanna be the Fleeting Flower Forever 71.8 7.1 7
Heart-Shaped Triangle 61.8 7.6 10
I Wanna Meet the Oracle at Delphi 65.2 5.8 10
I Wanna One Day Wonder 44.6 7.5 11
Stranded. 67.9 6.6 10
Suffering N/A 6.5 4
I Wanna [VERB] the [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN] 67.9 6.3 11
I Wanna – 61.3 5.9 8
I Wanna — 55.3 7.6 12

128 Cleared Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
Wish me luck 25.0 3.5
I wanna be the 3200min 62.0 7.8
I wanna be the Addiction 25.0 5.6
I wanna be the Archfoe 62.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gap 22.0 3.2
I wanna be the Infinity 27.0 2.2
I wanna be the Jazz needle 42.0 2.3
I wanna be the Rainbow needle 34.0 6.6
I wanna be the tL 15.0 3.0
I wanna be the うまい人 50.0 7.0
I wanna Athletic needles 55.0 6.5
I wanna eat the Stuffed Animal 24.0 9.0
I wanna N 40.0 6.2
Narsarsuaq 42.0 3.5
I wanna be the Ender 25.0 6.8
I wanna be the Flower frozen 29.0 8.7
I wanna Jiongyohai 31.0 9.5
I wanna conquer the blow game 10.0 4.0
I wanna recover the Quality 16.0 2.1
I wanna be the Four seasons 41.0 8.5
I wanna be the Onelife 22.0 9.0
I wanna give the cat some acid 45.0 4.0
I Wanna be the Zeus 65.0 6.3
I wanna not to miss you 28.0 6.6
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 55.0 8.2
I wanna be the Uranus 35.0 3.1
I wanna make the RW 31.0 6.6
I wanna be the Tethys 58.0 10.0
一時間制作アイワナ 20.0 2.0
I Wanna 8-) 38.0 6.9
I wanna get used to Needle Game 35.0 9.8
I wanna birth the azumol 40.0 9.0
I wanna be the Emerald 34.0 7.8
I wanna be the flower considered explicitly 20.0 6.2
I wanna Birthday the Cherry 18.0 4.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 12.0 9.0
I wanna Struggle Momentarily 25.0 8.0
I wanna be Sure in You 28.0 6.4
I wanna Stay Alive 15.0 5.8
I wanna create a Sonic Rainboom 28.0 6.8
I wanna ⑨ 45.0 2.5
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 29.0 7.5
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 44.0 7.9
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 8.2
I wanna be the Ingenuity 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the poetic dance 50.0 9.5
I wanna pass the 32px game 53.0 7.9
I wanna Cigarette 37.0 7.9
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 26.0 7.7
I wanna be the Gus Needle 21.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 36.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 42.0 6.5
I wanna be the silvan 20.0 5.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 62.0 8.1
I wanna best the needle 36.0 9.0
I wanna eat the lemon 30.0 8.2
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 46.0 8.5
I wanna best the needle 3 29.0 5.8
I wanna go the JUN-G World 33.0 8.9
Discord 34.0 6.7
Solnyshko 32.0 9.0
Heartmender 30.0 4.4
I wanna Break the GellTHE Spike 41.0 5.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 15.0 7.6
I Wanna Temporal Spire 42.0 8.4
I Wanna LoveSpike 33.0 6.4
I Wanna Vigorously 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Gabriel 31.0 5.9
I wanna be the Xoner 50.0 4.0
Pink 28.0 4.1
I wanna be the your friends 35.0 N/A
Douyugan 30.0 5.5
Empty Needle 26.0 5.9
Kotton Kande 31.0 6.7
I wanna Limitless 24.0 8.5
I wanna be the Nyx 45.0 7.6
Serotonin 59.0 9.9
Cherry Maruko 30.0 2.5
I wanna ↔ 55.0 7.8
I wanna Aurum 50.0 7.5
This Wanna Be The Day 55.0 9.5
I Wanna Sertraline 45.0 9.9
I Wanna be the Butterfly Effect 45.0 8.5
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 22.0 8.6
I wanna be the Dessert 34.0 9.5
I wanna elk 60.0 6.7
I Wanna Kind Needle 33.0 6.8
I wanna be the immortal butterfly 55.0 5.0
I wanna elm 66.0 5.5
I wanna shoot the beam! 25.0 7.6
I wanna be the Tegliem 34.0 6.9
I Wanna Take the L 35.0 6.5
Stars 21.0 4.5
I Wanna be the Dononite 45.0 7.0
i wanna fix what's wrong 46.0 10.0
I Wanna 1116 47.0 7.8
I Wanna travel the needle world 2 30.0 8.8
Strawberry needle 43.0 7.7
Iwanna W 50.0 7.0
Wake up 37.0 5.6
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 39.0 9.9
P.M.P 1 25.0 3.6
I wanna fleeting future 46.0 7.8
Poor Mind 33.0 8.9
Ice Reign 21.0 4.2
I wanna be the Phosphorus 58.0 6.9
Iwanna Komorebi 24.0 7.3
Iwanna Skyvoice 24.0 3.1
Iwanna Vibe 40.0 9.2
Iwanna Glacial 32.0 7.5
Iwanna a Girl Of The Sky 42.0 9.4
I Wanna Be The Brothers N/A N/A
i wanna lypophrenia 65.0 7.5
I Wanna Do The Funny Jump N/A N/A
I Wanna Steel Edge 49.0 7.9
One Room Needle 21.0 3.0
I wanna まだダメよ 42.0 7.8
I wanna Nukeru Spike 46.0 9.5
Tiny Fantazm 39.0 7.2
chris sadboy needle 13.0 N/A
YL-Needle 19.0 6.9
Happy Children's Needle 45.0 9.5
I Wanna — 55.0 N/A
I wanna fly Sky high N/A N/A
renex needle 39.0 5.6
I wanna catch you 58.0 8.9
I wanna Ourboros 29.0 6.5
culvert 45.0 3.5