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For: I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver)
For: I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver)
Cute little avoidance game. The patterns weren't too intimidating until near the end, and the song was cute and short, which made clearing a lot easier. Now I wanna tell the world. :)
Time: ~7min
Deaths: 29
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Time: ~7min
Deaths: 29
Rating: 7.6 76
Difficulty: 15 15
Dec 5, 2021
phgQED
For: I wanna be the Jazz needle
For: I wanna be the Jazz needle
I feel confident in saying that whoever made this game is a complete asshole. That is only in regards to their sensibilities as a game designer—as a person, they might be an amazing upstanding individual. But as a level creator, they are an asshole.
Firstly, the music loop you've selected is blues, not jazz. This alone is enough to warrant a 0/10, IMO.
In all seriousness, this game is trolly far beyond any recommend measure (especially considering it only has the 'needle' tag), and the jumps are almost all stupid in a way I'm not smart enough to describe properly. So many diagonals and 16px. Most of them made me mad, but by the end I was just kinda laughing. There is one spot in particular that I enjoyed, which I am christening the GFY Drill Tower. All acronyms are left to reader speculation.
The last screen in particular can eff off, but in a special kind of way. I sort of love it, in the same way I love the orange in Getting Over It. For that reason I cannot give a 0, but I do feel part of this might be Stockholm syndrome.
Time: ~1hr8min
Deaths: 1624
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Firstly, the music loop you've selected is blues, not jazz. This alone is enough to warrant a 0/10, IMO.
In all seriousness, this game is trolly far beyond any recommend measure (especially considering it only has the 'needle' tag), and the jumps are almost all stupid in a way I'm not smart enough to describe properly. So many diagonals and 16px. Most of them made me mad, but by the end I was just kinda laughing. There is one spot in particular that I enjoyed, which I am christening the GFY Drill Tower. All acronyms are left to reader speculation.
The last screen in particular can eff off, but in a special kind of way. I sort of love it, in the same way I love the orange in Getting Over It. For that reason I cannot give a 0, but I do feel part of this might be Stockholm syndrome.
Time: ~1hr8min
Deaths: 1624
Rating: 2.3 23
Difficulty: 42 42
Dec 5, 2021
phgQED
For: I wanna be the Tegliem
For: I wanna be the Tegliem
I feel like this is actually a troll game disguised as a needle game. There are no overt traps or anything else to give that indication other than the experience of actually playing it. Difficulty balance is all over the place even though there's a consistent one save per screen—the first screen is potentially one of the hardest in the game, besides the last. It feels like whoever made this wanted me to have a bad time, and I kind of did, but I was also kind of laughing the whole way. No idea about the music since I turned it off, and I've already forgotten what the tileset looked like.
Recommended only to needle fans looking for something weird... like a durian. This game is a durian.
Time: ~27min
Deaths: 534
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Recommended only to needle fans looking for something weird... like a durian. This game is a durian.
Time: ~27min
Deaths: 534
Rating: 6.9 69
Difficulty: 34 34
Dec 5, 2021
phgQED
For: I wanna be the Rainbow needle
For: I wanna be the Rainbow needle
A game that is deceptively hard in a mostly satisfying way. The aesthetics are pretty bare-bones and the song is okay-to-annoying. Saves are generous on medium and mostly spaced around common jumps executed in interesting ways. Some jumps are flat out grimy, including one that I'm pretty sure requires a 2 or 1 frame second jump. I am a noob and therefore likely to be wrong about that, but it felt very gross. Even still, I kind of liked it. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment below: if you know the jump I'm talking about, how did it make YOU feel?
Time: ~25min
Deaths: 649
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Time: ~25min
Deaths: 649
Rating: 6.6 66
Difficulty: 34 34
Dec 2, 2021
phgQED
For: I wanna be Sure in You
For: I wanna be Sure in You
Some decently challenging beginner-ish needle. The saves are so plentiful as to be ridiculous, but they make some of the harder jumps more tolerable. I also enjoyed the chance to pick the natto/invert. It was fun to do. Simple, inoffensive, but maybe a little spicy.
Time: ~11min
Deaths: 341
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Time: ~11min
Deaths: 341
Rating: 6.4 64
Difficulty: 28 28
Dec 2, 2021
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| Game | Difficulty | Average Rating | # of Ratings |
|---|---|---|---|
| I wanna be the (mis)Nomer | 68.4 | 4.9 | 11 |
| I Wanna be the AIW | 56.2 | 6.9 | 26 |
| I Wanna be the Fleeting Flower Forever | 70.0 | 7.2 | 6 |
| Heart-Shaped Triangle | 61.8 | 7.6 | 10 |
| I Wanna Meet the Oracle at Delphi | 65.2 | 5.8 | 10 |
| I Wanna One Day Wonder | 44.6 | 7.5 | 11 |
| Stranded. | 67.6 | 6.5 | 9 |
| Suffering | N/A | 6.5 | 4 |
| I Wanna [VERB] the [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN] | 67.9 | 6.3 | 11 |
| I Wanna – | 61.0 | 5.9 | 7 |
| I Wanna — | 53.0 | 7.8 | 10 |
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