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Desticler
For: I WANNA MAZE2
For: I WANNA MAZE2
I really liked this game. You're in a huge single-screen maze and have to escape from it. There's barely anything that can kill you, but the game instead uses gravity flippers in a very wise way, turning this into a puzzle game of sorts.
I wish it had actual graphics though, instead of black and grey.
I wish it had actual graphics though, instead of black and grey.
Tagged as: Puzzle
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Rating: 5.9 59
Difficulty: 30 30
Nov 2, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna bigger penis
For: I wanna bigger penis
I learned 2 things from this game:
1) "Bigger" is a verb
2) A white kid can have a black penis
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1) "Bigger" is a verb
2) A white kid can have a black penis
Rating: 9.1 91
Difficulty: 35 35
Oct 21, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna be soupreme
For: I wanna be soupreme
The game has 4 stages you can play in any order, each with its own unique gimmick, and a boss.
Egg stage was my least favorite. You have to collect 3 eggs, and get back to the beginning with them one by one. The problem is the eggs extend your hitbox both horizontally and vertically, and those happen to be the most fragile eggs I've ever seen - egg contacting with anything results in it cracking and killing you. And you have to get them in one go, saving doesn't work. (Remember that, because some stages save and some don't)
Fish stage wasn't too bad. You have to catch fish and avoid catching junk (junk kills you). However, only the 1st fish must be timed well, on others you can do a risky jump to guarantee you won't catch junk.
But once you get all fish and go to the exit, you get eaten by a giant fish and have to do some serious needle inside it. I'm a needle hater so I didn't like it that much, though bonus points for using fish ribs instead of spikes, made it more interesting.
Fruit stage - you have to reach trees, which triggers a short avoidance, where fruit must travel to a horn in the middle. There are 4 trees, each with a unique avoidance. Yellow one is the worst and took me about as long as the egg stage, others are good. Also, does it sound hard to reach 4 trees in one go? Yes? Well, thankfully, you CAN save inbetween trees. Thank god.
Carrot stage was the easiest. At first, it seemed like terrible needle, but then, carrots start flying at you, cleaning the screen, and you can save inbetween triggered carrots.
The boss is a big difficulty spike. You now have to make a supreme soup out of all 4 ingredients, by a randomly generated recipe. But for some reason, the more you add ingridients, the more dangerous arena becomes, and the more knives Gordon Ransay throws. I get this is to make the fight harder, I'm just joking. What really makes it painful is that after you add the 5th ingredient, the bottom path will be blocked by a spike, making switching sides a lot more difficylt, and making stiping the soul a problem. The boss took me 2 hours; in comparison the 4 stages took me 1 hour combined.
Great fangame nonetheless if you're good enough to play it.
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Egg stage was my least favorite. You have to collect 3 eggs, and get back to the beginning with them one by one. The problem is the eggs extend your hitbox both horizontally and vertically, and those happen to be the most fragile eggs I've ever seen - egg contacting with anything results in it cracking and killing you. And you have to get them in one go, saving doesn't work. (Remember that, because some stages save and some don't)
Fish stage wasn't too bad. You have to catch fish and avoid catching junk (junk kills you). However, only the 1st fish must be timed well, on others you can do a risky jump to guarantee you won't catch junk.
But once you get all fish and go to the exit, you get eaten by a giant fish and have to do some serious needle inside it. I'm a needle hater so I didn't like it that much, though bonus points for using fish ribs instead of spikes, made it more interesting.
Fruit stage - you have to reach trees, which triggers a short avoidance, where fruit must travel to a horn in the middle. There are 4 trees, each with a unique avoidance. Yellow one is the worst and took me about as long as the egg stage, others are good. Also, does it sound hard to reach 4 trees in one go? Yes? Well, thankfully, you CAN save inbetween trees. Thank god.
Carrot stage was the easiest. At first, it seemed like terrible needle, but then, carrots start flying at you, cleaning the screen, and you can save inbetween triggered carrots.
The boss is a big difficulty spike. You now have to make a supreme soup out of all 4 ingredients, by a randomly generated recipe. But for some reason, the more you add ingridients, the more dangerous arena becomes, and the more knives Gordon Ransay throws. I get this is to make the fight harder, I'm just joking. What really makes it painful is that after you add the 5th ingredient, the bottom path will be blocked by a spike, making switching sides a lot more difficylt, and making stiping the soul a problem. The boss took me 2 hours; in comparison the 4 stages took me 1 hour combined.
Great fangame nonetheless if you're good enough to play it.
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 45 45
Aug 19, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna find the Sheep
For: I wanna find the Sheep
The 2 difficulties are unbalanced; with Medium giving you saves on every screen and Hard giving you like 10 saves throughout the entire game.
But nice, short game, good for beginners. Nice ninja kid skin btw.
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But nice, short game, good for beginners. Nice ninja kid skin btw.
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 25 25
Jul 4, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna take the Timemachine 2
For: I wanna take the Timemachine 2
If you're going to play this game, then please, play the entire game on Normal, and change to Easy on final boss. If you play on a single difficulty throughout the entire game, final boss will be one of the biggest difficulty spikes ever.
With exception of that difficulty spike, this is legit a very good game. It doesn't even feel like a fangame with all the graphics, controls, and weapons. If it had an original soundtrack, it could even be a commercial game. It's this good.
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With exception of that difficulty spike, this is legit a very good game. It doesn't even feel like a fangame with all the graphics, controls, and weapons. If it had an original soundtrack, it could even be a commercial game. It's this good.
Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 4, 2018
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