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Currently on a sidequest to beat and review as many yep games as possible. i'll also try and upload the game's title screen and first screen screenshots for every game. Wish me luck.
All of yep games I reviewed have been cleared, unless specified otherwise.
I used to go by slenderbrine97, but I decided to create a new account in order to close that chapter of my life.
I've also deleted every single review i've ever written on my old account.
I'd like to say sorry to the mods and to every developer for my constant bs, and i'd like to give some special thanks, too.
Thank you to:
-The DelFruit mods, for not banning off of this website despite me being a random jerk and giving trash rating/difficulty ratings.
-Wonderful, for making the kermit trilogy, a series that has always been very dear to me.
-Kakoka, for making the temple series.
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For: I wanna be the UZG
Yep game loosely connected to a japanese meme game called "uzai geemu" (annoying game).
No spikes to be found here! just a room of a bunch of precise and akward jumps, such as a 4.5 bhop and a 1 block height f jump. Nothing too hard, but required me to actually practice a few of these jumps in btool to get them consistently.
+1 point because i'm happy i didnt choke at the last jump after wasting 10 minutes on the bhop
For: I wanna be the KNK
100% luck based yepvoidance in which the classic IWBTG trees serve as projectiles bouncing around. Due to their shape, the best way to tackle this is going in the corner and hoping for the best. Because ther are so many trees there is absolutely no skill required in this one, and it may take 3 minutes or 30 depending on your luck, it personally took me 27.
+1 point because the music is nice and +1 because i laughed when i saw the clear screen.
For: I wanna be the KKD
This game's only purpose is to decieve you. It starts by looking like an actually promising avoidance, one that you can actually use to put your skills to the test and beat feeling proud of yourself for accomplishing it. You start getting used to the patterns and the first 10 seconds become a breeze to go through. Then you die to a part in which cherries were supposed to fly away from the kid before they hit him. Just an unlucky accident, you think. Then it happens again. Then again. And then again, in another attack. And then it starts to dawn on you. You're playing a yep game. This is no ordinary avoidance, it's just a yepvoidance with a clever disguise, and you're just wasting your time
waiting for that luck run that will grant you that clear.
Other than all that, the game and the avoidance are funny and really well made, i highly suggest looking up a video of this one, it looks genuinely impressive! I wish it wasnt terribly luck based with how cool it is though. Such a shame.
For: I wanna be the MNG
This one is actually really really fun! it's nothing more than a stress test and an endurance "fight", but i still god a lot of enjoyment out of it!
I have no idea how this was rated so high in diff, just keep calm and a have a little sense of rhythm.
For: I wanna be the OHR
Took me 4k+ attempts and 3/4 hours of grinding to beat this one.
30 second yepvoidance. The first 6 seconds are absolute fucking hell, consisting of 20ish bouncing balls being shot from a bunch of spawn positions at different speeds and angles, making some of them impossible to avoid, while some others, while possible, might be accompanied by other ones that make the situation impossible to get out of.
After the first 6 seconds pass the 2nd phase starts, in which 10ish balls are being shot from a single spawn points in random directions. This is much more managable as you also have infinite jump. What i didnt mention is that there is absolutely no transition between the 2, meaning that a bunch of my deaths were from the balls that were spawned earlier but didnt leave the screen yet.
third and final phase has balls spawning from the edges of the screen and requiring you to survive for 6 seconds before the portal appears. Unlike other yep games, once the music stops, projectiles dont stop being shot in this one, and require you to reach the portal in the bottom middle of the screen while hoping no really fast projectile comes towards you in an unavoidable manner.
Stay away from this one no matter what if you wanna suffer and play an rng yep game go and waste your time on EGD, not this.
For: I wanna be the CSZ
Yet another yepsterpiece that references a japanese commercial. I wonder if that's how the whole thing started? Anyway, this took me longer than i'd like to admit due to bad luck.
Skill is still required, at least partially, since a lot of these attacks can be avoided.
Other than that, it's definitively one of the funnier albeit still annoying ones. Reccomended to whoever would like to try and beat a silly avoidance!
For: なんか短めなHA★RI★GE
also i accidentally skipped a save since you had to fall down in a hole on the 4th screen to get it and this caused me to grind 10 minutes for an useless jump. I'm extremely upset.
For: I wanna be the DHW
I should've thought twice when i said "one more yep then i go to bed" and i chose this one since the screens made it look easy enough, and i'm now writing this review at 4:30 am.
This one is torture. You're submerged in beauty cream that acts like water but with a slower falling speed, and those 4 downwards diagonals are going to be your worst nightmare because of it, good knowledge of kid's hitbox are required to not go insane and manage to squeeze through those spikes.
I also failed those dumb gates in the middle more times than i'd like to admit.
All in all it's a pretty fun challenging experience, but it's just one screen of modified water needling, so i'd suggest passing over this one and go look at another yepeedle.
For: I wanna be the YYY
This one was actually really tough and frustrating, took about 30 minutes of grinding to beat it.
It's a 20 second classic yepvoidance, with only 2 attacks that get repeated once, with the first one of the two being buffed on the second cycle.
Cherries are really quick and can be impossible to avoid.
I should also mention the game avoidance plays out in a small "pillar" instead of the whole screen, however, the cherries in the black borders still spawn and if they do flying towards you they will certainly kill you since you can't see them until it's too late, making everything more frustrating.
Idea was fun, but executed poorly mainly because of this.
I highly suggest avoiding this one.
For: I wanna be the IJS
one jump yep game, you must simply perform a platfrom triple jump after waiting 10 seconds for the platform to get you there. I dont mind these needle tech yeps, some are actually really fun! Too bad probably none of them will ever be useful in actual needling due to how niche and hard to pull off they would be in normal saves.
22 Favorite Games
Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
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I wanna little story | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Color | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Detective | N/A | N/A |
I wanna go BANANAS! | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Sunflower Fairy Kid mode | N/A | N/A |
I wanna Dream | N/A | N/A |
I wanna get Cultured | N/A | N/A |
I wanna revenge to Creeper | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Pathetic | N/A | N/A |
I Wanna Spook Jam | N/A | N/A |
I wanna travel do or die~Into the many world~ | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the WAAAAA | N/A | N/A |
I wanna 810 | N/A | N/A |
Shadows | N/A | N/A |
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams | N/A | N/A |
The Farewell Medley | N/A | N/A |
WannaFest 22 | N/A | N/A |
I Wanna Be The Kazakhstan | N/A | N/A |
Random Games from my Desktop | N/A | N/A |
i dont wanna give this game the avoidance tag on delicious-fruit.com | N/A | N/A |
I Wanna KamiKamiKami | N/A | N/A |
I wanna planet 100 | N/A | N/A |
208 Cleared Games