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One Italian Patriotic let's player coming up! Skill level from 55-60, been playing Fangames for about a year by now.

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For: I wanna be the Fujimoko(new ver)
How this game managed to garner a perfect score is out of my mind.

EDIT: It seems like friends of the author are giving this game perfect scores to boost its ratings, along with other games from the same author. Do not believe the ratings, the game is terrible.

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Rating: 1.9 19       Difficulty: 45 45
Jul 30, 2018
For: I Wanna Eat Grass
This was an esoteric experience, to say the least. The comedic and creative value of this game is amazing, but, even if I had a ton of fun playing it (for the ten minutes it lasted), I'm not sure this kind of quirky and odd game is for everybody. Despite being creative and fun, it wouldn't be fair to give this game such a high rating due to the severely lacking production value and the fact that the entire game is based around one single and odd gimmick.

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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 20 20
Jul 30, 2018
For: I wanna go for walk Wonderland
Rating based on Medium mode clear

This game started out interestingly, as the starting screen is a juncture in between two paths that the player can freely choose. There is one little issue, though: these paths feel like the same stage (same graphics, same difficulty, same music, same ending item, no boss at the end) and are both very uninteresting. Judging by how easy all the jumps are, both paths were cleared in no more than 2 minutes total. After collecting an item from each of the split paths, the boss room in the "hub" section (which looks just like the two paths, may I add) is opened and the player can fight the boss which, uh...

Is horrible.

It's a small and square room with an about 64x64 pixels big anime girl floating in the middle-right. The music is your classic Vocaloid, and her attacks include: RNG cherry barrage, cherry hurdles that come from the right without any warning (and will definitely kill you if you're standing there), and a cherry rain attack that is COMPLETELY unavoidable if you stand anywhere near the middle or the left of the screen. See where the issue is? The order of these attacks is completely random, and you could combo from hurdles straight into an unavoidable rain. Ouch. That is actually the only way this boss could ever kill you too since it's very easy otherwise. Just shoot at her about 10 times and she's dead.

And with this, stage 1 is cleared in less than 4 minutes.
Or, rather, the game is cleared. This is where the game ends. It lasts four minutes! At least the clear screen gives you very obvious hints to the two secrets that were hidden in the game, but don't even bother with them. One of them is passable and is just the final boss but standing in a bigger room and floating in the top-left with slightly different attacks. The other is so horribly designed, along with the way to get to it, that it's not a good idea at all to even think about going there. Just stay away from the room altogether... and yeah, it's the same boss again, but 99% of the time you will die from unavoidable RNG combos and there is no safe space to stand on.

Other little details about the game:
- Lacks a death sound (good), but features a remix of the original IWBTG death music to make up for it (less good).
- Music restarts every time you die ala Destination, but one of the three musical tracks present in the game has 5 seconds of complete silence at the beginning.
- Super easy addition to add to your clear list in under 4 minutes.
- There are no gimmicks or traps in this game but the game doesn't compensate at all by not having many memorable needle jumps.

TL;DR, I spent more time writing this review than playing the game.

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Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 25 25
Jul 30, 2018
For: I Wanna Be The Spiker
A very neat tool to create a quick platforming segment, either for your future game or for your friend to play. Well done.

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Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: N/A
Jul 25, 2018
For: I wanna BD Needle Trials
Ratings based on Medium clear - doesn't include extra.

The game is enjoyable, albeit short, but there are a few... questionable design choices. First of all, many of the saves at the start of sections are gotten mid-jump or in mid-air, which generally isn't a very good thing to do. Aside from that, entering a portal doesn't cancel your momentum, and could end up with you going face-first into a spike in the other room. Most jumps are fairly easy, which allows for fairly sizeable difficulty spikes in a few sections (most notably the double ledge jump in Room 13, or the underwater planes in two sections in a row, which could give quite the headaches to new players. You can also skip a platforming area in section 14 by doing a double jump as soon as you change gravity, which I'm pretty sure wasn't intended by the creator. The game looks plain and the background is white, but the aesthetics are still serviceable. The traps are minimal and not placed in troll spots, so do not be discouraged if trap games are not your kind of game.

Another thing of note is that all the saves say "Wuss" and your Kid has a bow, despite there only being a Medium mode at the beginning. I found that kind of hilarious, actually.

If you're experienced with Needle games, this one should be an easy clear to add to your list and shouldn't take any more than 10 minutes. Otherwise, it can be a nice "trial" to enter into the world of Needle games.

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Rating: 4.8 48       Difficulty: 30 30
Jul 25, 2018
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