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Hey, welcome to my profile, I've wanted to make a fangame for a while now; I've been part of this community since 2008 but I've pretty much always been a lurker, very little post history and it's on a different name anyways; if you've streamed IWBTG I've probably lurked your stream before.
Not as skilled as you may think.
I have played a wide array of fangames; my clear list isn't up to date. My favorite genres are Puzzle and Adventure. Don't like Avoidance. If you got any fangame recommendations please let me know.
Even though I have never done a fangame I still like to give my opinion on the games I play, even if they tend to be from a perspective of someone that's not as good or as knowledgeable of how fangames work.
Chileno btw
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Patuah
For: I wanna be the Platinum
For: I wanna be the Platinum
I'm gonna go ahead and say that this game is actually ironic or it was made by a 10 year old. There's so much wrong in this game; from the level design to the sprites to even the music and the dialogue, in every aspect this game manages to be utter garbage and it's so bad that I can only think that it's ironic.
The traps are obvious and there's not much platforming.
Sprites are altered and some drawn by someone (in MsPaint)
The music is alright most of the time except for one stage that has this super-low quality song.
The dialogue seems to be english translated to japanese then to english again.
The game is not actually long, you can beat it in under an hour.
Overall I would say it's... something, if you're looking to burn time mindlessly then be my guest.
[8] Likes
The traps are obvious and there's not much platforming.
Sprites are altered and some drawn by someone (in MsPaint)
The music is alright most of the time except for one stage that has this super-low quality song.
The dialogue seems to be english translated to japanese then to english again.
The game is not actually long, you can beat it in under an hour.
Overall I would say it's... something, if you're looking to burn time mindlessly then be my guest.
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 5 5
Jan 28, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be the Vardoc
For: I wanna be the Vardoc
Oh boy, where to begin with this one... I guess I could start explain what a "Vardoc" is. Well Vardoc is a Chilean Youtuber that used to play fangames. So this game is kind of a tribute to him I guess.
Now on to the game:
First stage is some bad needle which consists of around 10 rooms with no gimmicks and literally just seeing them will tell you what you'll be getting yourself into, an extremely ugly pixelated-background with random tornadoes, some even stuck on the walls and random needle, showing a lack of interesting in making the gameworld feel and look good. Afterwards you get to the first boss, Airman. At first, as I said before I didn't even beat Airman, but since everything is a solid in this game by poor coding (this means that projectiles and bosses can get stuck on your bullets (which are also solids mind you)) you can actually glitch him so that he takes a lot of damage, funnily enough thanks to bad poor game design it's still hard even if you get him stuck, he has way too much HP, so much in fact that I actually thought he was impossible. The boss shoots out Tornadoes and since everything is a solid then those Tornadoes serve as sponges for your bullets and you do less damage. Once you beat him he throws out a warp in the direction he's going, really fast, so if you're not prepared (there's no way to tell when the boss will die) you're going to miss the warp and you will have to do the boss again! Funnily enough, the ENTIRE GAME is like that. A proof of inexperience when it comes to fun game design and just fangames in general. Every boss is just a bullet sponge that if you don't get stuck or cheese with save spots then you're not going to beat them. This game has way too much RNG which significates that skill is just thrown out the window and you just gotta believe that you get good enough RNG to beat it. This is literally the worst thing you can have in your game. Instead of making something fun and challenging it went out of it's way to make the most annoying and frustating thing it could make, because everytime you die to a boss or some dumb section like world2 it doesn't feel like your fault; it feels like you just got cheated out of your time.
Before knowing there was anything after Airman, I didn't think much of this game, it was just a short mindless poorly desinged game, but after playing through the rest of it; this might actually be the worst fangame ever created. While you could make the argument that games like "My heart will go on" or "chokochoko" because those games don't impose any challenge and are just time sinkers this one just makes you feel such dread and doesn't even respect the player nor the guy this game is tributed to: Vardoc1. You see, when you think of a tribute game I usually think of funny references to the person this is aimed at, this game barely has any: Just because he played those games doesn't make it a reference buddy. The only notable reference I can think of is boss 3 which is a reference to I Wanna be the GB final boss and his famous moment "Lo mate, mori, CTM".
Overall it's an excruciating game filled with nothing but above average difficulty jumps, horrible game designs, mind-boggling coding and horrible horrible bosses, which the last one seems to be impossible according to Koslyn, since his HP doesn't seem to go down, great thing they tested the game beforehand, and the worst part: it's barely a TRIBUTE. No, you know what, the worst part is that it actually wasn't tested beforehand, there's just too much solid proof that there wasn't and the fact that IF you kill kirby it will spawn "warpvardoc" while the actual warp name is "vardocwarp"... I really don't know what to say, I've never; in my entire decade playing fangames seen such incopetence when making a game. Still I shouldn't be so mean as this was probably made by a young child (at the time).
Skip this one, for you own sake really; it's really that bad.
[7] Likes
Now on to the game:
First stage is some bad needle which consists of around 10 rooms with no gimmicks and literally just seeing them will tell you what you'll be getting yourself into, an extremely ugly pixelated-background with random tornadoes, some even stuck on the walls and random needle, showing a lack of interesting in making the gameworld feel and look good. Afterwards you get to the first boss, Airman. At first, as I said before I didn't even beat Airman, but since everything is a solid in this game by poor coding (this means that projectiles and bosses can get stuck on your bullets (which are also solids mind you)) you can actually glitch him so that he takes a lot of damage, funnily enough thanks to bad poor game design it's still hard even if you get him stuck, he has way too much HP, so much in fact that I actually thought he was impossible. The boss shoots out Tornadoes and since everything is a solid then those Tornadoes serve as sponges for your bullets and you do less damage. Once you beat him he throws out a warp in the direction he's going, really fast, so if you're not prepared (there's no way to tell when the boss will die) you're going to miss the warp and you will have to do the boss again! Funnily enough, the ENTIRE GAME is like that. A proof of inexperience when it comes to fun game design and just fangames in general. Every boss is just a bullet sponge that if you don't get stuck or cheese with save spots then you're not going to beat them. This game has way too much RNG which significates that skill is just thrown out the window and you just gotta believe that you get good enough RNG to beat it. This is literally the worst thing you can have in your game. Instead of making something fun and challenging it went out of it's way to make the most annoying and frustating thing it could make, because everytime you die to a boss or some dumb section like world2 it doesn't feel like your fault; it feels like you just got cheated out of your time.
Before knowing there was anything after Airman, I didn't think much of this game, it was just a short mindless poorly desinged game, but after playing through the rest of it; this might actually be the worst fangame ever created. While you could make the argument that games like "My heart will go on" or "chokochoko" because those games don't impose any challenge and are just time sinkers this one just makes you feel such dread and doesn't even respect the player nor the guy this game is tributed to: Vardoc1. You see, when you think of a tribute game I usually think of funny references to the person this is aimed at, this game barely has any: Just because he played those games doesn't make it a reference buddy. The only notable reference I can think of is boss 3 which is a reference to I Wanna be the GB final boss and his famous moment "Lo mate, mori, CTM".
Overall it's an excruciating game filled with nothing but above average difficulty jumps, horrible game designs, mind-boggling coding and horrible horrible bosses, which the last one seems to be impossible according to Koslyn, since his HP doesn't seem to go down, great thing they tested the game beforehand, and the worst part: it's barely a TRIBUTE. No, you know what, the worst part is that it actually wasn't tested beforehand, there's just too much solid proof that there wasn't and the fact that IF you kill kirby it will spawn "warpvardoc" while the actual warp name is "vardocwarp"... I really don't know what to say, I've never; in my entire decade playing fangames seen such incopetence when making a game. Still I shouldn't be so mean as this was probably made by a young child (at the time).
Skip this one, for you own sake really; it's really that bad.
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 100 100
Jan 28, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be the Tribute
For: I wanna be the Tribute
Back in the day, this one was pretty alright, nowadays this fangame has aged, roughly. Platforming is not fun nor hard, just traps. There isn't anything really challenging (hardest thing you'll do is a gate) about it so you just check for traps, die and re-do. That's about 95% of the screens of the game. There's a bunch of gimmicks that are just plain obnoxious and annoying. (Invis. Blocks and Random Balls(that room is actually one of the worst rooms i've experienced in any fangame)). Bosses are Ok except for Koffing; he is infamous for being awful rng fiesta and it's true.
Music is above Average and the sprites could have been better.
I'm really saddened going back to this one after so many years and noticing that my Nostalgia-goggles where just tricking me and this one was actually bad, when I first played this I actually thought it might be my favorite fangame; looking at it right now, yeah no.
[0] Likes
Music is above Average and the sprites could have been better.
I'm really saddened going back to this one after so many years and noticing that my Nostalgia-goggles where just tricking me and this one was actually bad, when I first played this I actually thought it might be my favorite fangame; looking at it right now, yeah no.
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 35 35
Jan 27, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna Time Travel!
For: I wanna Time Travel!
An interesting gimmick that sadly isn't fully explored in this really short game.
I wanna Time travel is centered around, you guessed it, time travel. Use other Kids to push buttons and bring stuff towards you in this puzzle-oriented game.
As I said before there's not really much in the game (around 10 screens) after that the game will crash.
It's good to burn some time but don't expect anything too crazy, even if some of the ideas here are interesting.
[1] Like
I wanna Time travel is centered around, you guessed it, time travel. Use other Kids to push buttons and bring stuff towards you in this puzzle-oriented game.
As I said before there's not really much in the game (around 10 screens) after that the game will crash.
It's good to burn some time but don't expect anything too crazy, even if some of the ideas here are interesting.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 20 20
Jan 27, 2018
Patuah
For: I wanna be the Fangame!
For: I wanna be the Fangame!
This is one of the first fangames that I played. First of all let's just say the physics in this game are way different that what we're used to now but it's not that bad for it to be unplayable (I will admit it makes easy jumps kind of weird the first half an hour). The game has a lot of original ideas in it. The music in this one is godlike.
Major problems with this one would be: The physics being clunky and making jumps awkward, waiting: there's a lot of it and incosistency interms of quality (some bosses being awful and some ok)
It's a fun adventure game and worth playing. Super beginner-friendly even if the physics are weird
[2] Likes
Major problems with this one would be: The physics being clunky and making jumps awkward, waiting: there's a lot of it and incosistency interms of quality (some bosses being awful and some ok)
It's a fun adventure game and worth playing. Super beginner-friendly even if the physics are weird
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 40 40
Jan 27, 2018
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