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egg
For: I Wanna DanDanDan
For: I Wanna DanDanDan
everything for the most part is RNG. blocks, hazards, water, etc. has a free avoidance at the end (which you can skip if you die and wait.) pretty terrible game but it was kinda funny in a way similar to "The Room."
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: N/A
Jun 15, 2018
egg
For: I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side
For: I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side
Hilarious.
[5] Likes
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: N/A
May 22, 2018
egg
For: I wanna Figure
For: I wanna Figure
Ratings based on everything before the final avoidance because, let's face it, I'll probably never clear it. Avoidance is just not for me, and this one seems particularly difficult compared to what I've managed to scrape through.
This game is incredible. It took me a very long time to get through it (again, ignoring the final avoidance) but I've loved about 51 out of the 63.5 hours I've spent on this game.
That said, the game has some problem segments which really stick out and bog down the experience a lot. While I did particularly enjoy a lot of segments, the ones that were more memorable were certainly the ones that I did not enjoy.
Here I will very harshly detail the segments I really actually just fucking hated:
OK Actually just fuck screen 42. I get it, it's very close to the end so it's gonna be harder, but actually just fuck that screen. The save is super long, and has an actual ton of jumps that suck really hard to die to. Everything up until the gravity flip/trigger is fine, but every jump after that can suck my ass.
The first two screens of the right path in 3X. They're both really long and full of annoying jumps, especially the second screen. There honestly aren't any specific problem jumps in the first screen, they all just add up to be really tedious. But the second screen is littered with them. The invert, and the T-bone and beyond are bundo as hell.
The Jungle boss. Just no.
Screen 22. For the most part, this stage was OK, but it definitely had some parts I really disliked. The first save is pretty awkward and claustrophobic, but not too bad. The second save is a real doozy. This save made me stop playing the game for like, two months. The terrible camera is really the downfall of this save. Everything after the diagonal is very annoying. Especially the second last jump.
Screen 20 is weird. I liked it a fair amount, it was pretty fun, but it was quite the large spike in difficulty compared to everything before it. Also fuck that stupid moving fruit that does literally nothing aside from making you wait. Doesn't affect the jump at all, it's just there to slow you down.
Also this segment doesn't even come close to the same category as the previously mentioned ones; I'm just too lazy to make another spoiler segment: The water save. It was very intimidating from watching others play it. It looked like complete ass and I was expecting it to be my least favorite part of the game, but I ended up enjoying the save a lot! It was a bit frustrating at times, but that comes down to my own fault and not the game's. There's nothing really bad about the save. The troll at the very end is hilarious. I knew something like it happened going into it but I couldn't remember, and I had a good giggle at it anyway.
But yeah, this game is sick. The visuals are simple but get the job done, which I really dig as an aesthetic. The music is actually fucking AMAZING. I listen to a lot of the soundtrack on the daily, and even have a playlist on YouTube located here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXNdj2WCx5WOXLfgLmAkYvMbfiGPnk1Xb
If you enjoy needle (and are VERY good at it (which I am not)), definitely check it out. It's extremely creative and oozes personality.
No, Donald isn't nearly as bad as everyone says. I sincerely disagree with people saying it's cancer. :~)
[5] Likes
This game is incredible. It took me a very long time to get through it (again, ignoring the final avoidance) but I've loved about 51 out of the 63.5 hours I've spent on this game.
That said, the game has some problem segments which really stick out and bog down the experience a lot. While I did particularly enjoy a lot of segments, the ones that were more memorable were certainly the ones that I did not enjoy.
Here I will very harshly detail the segments I really actually just fucking hated:
OK Actually just fuck screen 42. I get it, it's very close to the end so it's gonna be harder, but actually just fuck that screen. The save is super long, and has an actual ton of jumps that suck really hard to die to. Everything up until the gravity flip/trigger is fine, but every jump after that can suck my ass.
The first two screens of the right path in 3X. They're both really long and full of annoying jumps, especially the second screen. There honestly aren't any specific problem jumps in the first screen, they all just add up to be really tedious. But the second screen is littered with them. The invert, and the T-bone and beyond are bundo as hell.
The Jungle boss. Just no.
Screen 22. For the most part, this stage was OK, but it definitely had some parts I really disliked. The first save is pretty awkward and claustrophobic, but not too bad. The second save is a real doozy. This save made me stop playing the game for like, two months. The terrible camera is really the downfall of this save. Everything after the diagonal is very annoying. Especially the second last jump.
Screen 20 is weird. I liked it a fair amount, it was pretty fun, but it was quite the large spike in difficulty compared to everything before it. Also fuck that stupid moving fruit that does literally nothing aside from making you wait. Doesn't affect the jump at all, it's just there to slow you down.
Also this segment doesn't even come close to the same category as the previously mentioned ones; I'm just too lazy to make another spoiler segment: The water save. It was very intimidating from watching others play it. It looked like complete ass and I was expecting it to be my least favorite part of the game, but I ended up enjoying the save a lot! It was a bit frustrating at times, but that comes down to my own fault and not the game's. There's nothing really bad about the save. The troll at the very end is hilarious. I knew something like it happened going into it but I couldn't remember, and I had a good giggle at it anyway.
But yeah, this game is sick. The visuals are simple but get the job done, which I really dig as an aesthetic. The music is actually fucking AMAZING. I listen to a lot of the soundtrack on the daily, and even have a playlist on YouTube located here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXNdj2WCx5WOXLfgLmAkYvMbfiGPnk1Xb
If you enjoy needle (and are VERY good at it (which I am not)), definitely check it out. It's extremely creative and oozes personality.
No, Donald isn't nearly as bad as everyone says. I sincerely disagree with people saying it's cancer. :~)
Rating: 8.9 89
Difficulty: 89 89
May 7, 2018
egg
For: XIFT
For: XIFT
Okay it just dawned on me that I somehow didn't review this game at some point. I went and did another playthrough just to make sure everything I planned on saying in this review was accurate. To cut to the chase, XIFT is, in my opinion, one of the best fangames ever made, if not THE best. Everything about this game screams style in their own regards, but when put together forms an incredibly unique experience that anyone into needle should play at some point. For the majority of the game, you traverse through abstract hazardous shapes, rather than generic spikes most needle games use. The creative "spike art" in this game are complimented extremely well by the equally alien soundtrack and visual style. The visual style as well as music changes every act, but still feels unified. This release feels largely similar to the previous version of the game that came bundled with Holocene Juveniliax, but improves a couple of screens by making jumps feel slightly less tedious or precise. The only change between this release and the original version that I do not like is the different song in Act 3. The new song is fine, but doesn't really feel like it fits the game as well as the original song. I can understand why it was changed, as the original song had a bit of loud static at one point in the song which startled a lot of players. That said, I personally think the replacement song could've been better. Aside from that my only complaint is that a couple of jumps, especially in the latter half of the game, feel a bit out of place in terms of difficulty/precision. There are two jumps in particular that come to mind in the penultimate stage with a fairly precise and slightly annoying final jump.
With those minor flaws in mind, this game is about as close to perfect as a needle game can get. If you play needle and haven't given this one a try, you're doing yourself a disservice.
With those minor flaws in mind, this game is about as close to perfect as a needle game can get. If you play needle and haven't given this one a try, you're doing yourself a disservice.
Tagged as: Needle
[3] Likes
Rating: 9.8 98
Difficulty: 55 55
Apr 25, 2018
egg [Creator]
For: I Wanna Defeat The Discord Makers NA Side
For: I Wanna Defeat The Discord Makers NA Side
Game updated 4/25/2018
Fixed a few skips, a couple of bugs, and hopefully fixed that specific cycle you didn't like very much
Fixed a few skips, a couple of bugs, and hopefully fixed that specific cycle you didn't like very much
Tagged as: Needle
[4] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Apr 20, 2018
21 Games
Game | Difficulty | Average Rating | # of Ratings |
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I Wanna Break The Title Card | 52.1 | 6.3 | 32 |
ctool | 0.0 | 9.4 | 8 |
I Wanna Defeat The Discord Makers NA Side | 73.4 | 7.5 | 27 |
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side | 62.4 | 7.3 | 35 |
I Wanna Defeat the Nader Makers: Chill Side | 71.4 | 8.5 | 31 |
divisive game | 82.7 | 8.8 | 16 |
GB but it's fucking stupid | 46.5 | 6.5 | 3 |
guys im sad | 81.8 | 8.7 | 4 |
i'll become go the halloween needle 665 | 70.0 | 1.9 | 3 |
i've promulgated the clandestine needle | 58.3 | 7.9 | 39 |
Ides of Noel | 49.8 | 7.8 | 14 |
I Wanna Kill The Needer Games | 79.8 | 6.4 | 10 |
I wanna poop | 40.9 | 4.3 | 9 |
I wanna sked 13 | 77.1 | 5.2 | 9 |
The Disappointment Documents | N/A | 8.0 | 2 |
I Wanna Tigure | 72.0 | 6.4 | 7 |
I Wanna Transition Into The Ghost Realm | 47.9 | 7.6 | 23 |
I Wanna Visit a Factory | 39.0 | 5.4 | 6 |
I wanna be the Volatile Presence | 80.2 | 9.3 | 24 |
I wanna be the Volatile Presence: Stagnant Edition | 87.3 | 8.7 | 17 |
You give me butterflies, and I take them away | 57.2 | 7.7 | 22 |
8 Favorite Games
Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
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I wanna be the Earth Temple | N/A | N/A |
I wanna go the Spook House | 25.0 | 9.0 |
Holocene Juveniliax | N/A | N/A |
I wanna try a Collab 2 | 65.0 | 9.0 |
I Wanna Eclipse | N/A | 9.5 |
I Wanna Pray to the Platform God | 70.0 | 9.7 |
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew | 90.0 | 9.4 |
game | N/A | N/A |
10 Cleared Games
Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
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I wanna be the Strong | N/A | N/A |
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Danny tanner | N/A | N/A |
I wanna go the Spook House | 25.0 | 9.0 |
I Wanna Break The Spike Trial | 50.0 | 6.9 |
I wanna be the corner jump | N/A | N/A |
検定アイワナ | 50.0 | 2.0 |
ovaries | 60.0 | 3.7 |
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew | 90.0 | 9.4 |
I wanna be the Hikakin_Mania | 44.0 | 3.5 |