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195 Ratings!
133 Reviews!
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195 Games
133 Reviews
egg
For: I Wanna BET 3
For: I Wanna BET 3
I love you Bummer, but I can't try to respect games like this. It's fucking awful and I know it was probably made to be, but it doesn't change the fact that people are still littering the wiki with this shit. Just because you say your game is a meme, doesn't excuse the game from any criticism as its released. Don't even waste your internet downloading this.
[10] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jul 26, 2018
egg
For: I wanna Get Up Early
For: I wanna Get Up Early
yummy
Tagged as: Meme
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 35 35
Jul 9, 2018
egg
For: I wanna Chaton
For: I wanna Chaton
Well I beat the platforming on Cat Mode. I died on the last jump and softlocked, couldn't respawn. I F2'd, went and did the jump first try, but then I couldn't access the avoidance. I got the bad ending for no reason. Epic.
I was going to recommend this game, but that really pissed me off. The visuals are good, but annoying and get in the way of actually doing the needle. If you play on normal mode it'd be piss easy but you can't see where you're going half the time so it literally is a Visual Challenge. Usually you'd associate that with something that hurts to look at, but considering the presentation of the game and how you have to just wait out the visuals having a seizure or just wing it on certain long jumps, I think that tag suits this game fairly well. Also the last two screens doubled my death count :thinking:
Oh and whenever you save, not only is the save's hitbox really stingy, but you can't readjust after you've saved and it saves you right where you pressed S. I wouldn't mind this if the saves had a set position it saved you at, but it doesn't.
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I was going to recommend this game, but that really pissed me off. The visuals are good, but annoying and get in the way of actually doing the needle. If you play on normal mode it'd be piss easy but you can't see where you're going half the time so it literally is a Visual Challenge. Usually you'd associate that with something that hurts to look at, but considering the presentation of the game and how you have to just wait out the visuals having a seizure or just wing it on certain long jumps, I think that tag suits this game fairly well. Also the last two screens doubled my death count :thinking:
Oh and whenever you save, not only is the save's hitbox really stingy, but you can't readjust after you've saved and it saves you right where you pressed S. I wouldn't mind this if the saves had a set position it saved you at, but it doesn't.
Rating: 6.9 69
Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 2, 2018
egg
For: I Wanna Find Myself
For: I Wanna Find Myself
The last couple of screens are iffy but the rest was fun. The last save of the second-last screen was utter garbage but apparently it's getting slightly nerfed, maybe. Didn't play the avoidance.
A lot of Wonderful and dopamine vibes
[0] Likes
A lot of Wonderful and dopamine vibes
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 52 52
Jun 29, 2018
egg
For: I wanna reach the Moon
For: I wanna reach the Moon
Rating based on general quality of the game, not my enjoyment of it.
I don't really need to go into detail about what this game is, as everyone and their entire family already has. So I'll just give my opinion in a vague way as to not spoil what anything in the game is.
This game is for a broad demographic of people, but unfortunately I didn't fall in there. I think as a game it's pretty fuckin good, but sadly it just wasn't my kind of game. This game made me realize how terrible I am at puzzles. The game's readme says it's a 45 difficulty, but I disagree mostly because of the final few stages. The bosses were overall pretty average. They weren't insanely difficult, but a couple of theme were definitely harder than others by a fair margin (especially the final bosses.) There were a lot of segments to me that felt super tedious and way longer than necessary. I don't want to go into detail since the game is brand new, but I'm sure it's not hard to tell what I mean when I say this if you've played the game yourself.
That said, if puzzles are your thing, this game is probably for you. The visuals are really nice, the soundtrack has some bops, and it's not super short.
Personal enjoyment rating: 45-55 / 100.
[4] Likes
I don't really need to go into detail about what this game is, as everyone and their entire family already has. So I'll just give my opinion in a vague way as to not spoil what anything in the game is.
This game is for a broad demographic of people, but unfortunately I didn't fall in there. I think as a game it's pretty fuckin good, but sadly it just wasn't my kind of game. This game made me realize how terrible I am at puzzles. The game's readme says it's a 45 difficulty, but I disagree mostly because of the final few stages. The bosses were overall pretty average. They weren't insanely difficult, but a couple of theme were definitely harder than others by a fair margin (especially the final bosses.) There were a lot of segments to me that felt super tedious and way longer than necessary. I don't want to go into detail since the game is brand new, but I'm sure it's not hard to tell what I mean when I say this if you've played the game yourself.
That said, if puzzles are your thing, this game is probably for you. The visuals are really nice, the soundtrack has some bops, and it's not super short.
Personal enjoyment rating: 45-55 / 100.
Rating: 8.3 83
Difficulty: 55 55
Jun 26, 2018
21 Games
Game | Difficulty | Average Rating | # of Ratings |
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I Wanna Break The Title Card | 52.1 | 6.3 | 32 |
ctool | 0.0 | 9.4 | 8 |
I Wanna Defeat The Discord Makers NA Side | 73.4 | 7.5 | 27 |
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side | 62.4 | 7.3 | 35 |
I Wanna Defeat the Nader Makers: Chill Side | 71.4 | 8.5 | 31 |
divisive game | 82.7 | 8.8 | 16 |
GB but it's fucking stupid | 46.5 | 6.5 | 3 |
guys im sad | 81.8 | 8.7 | 4 |
i'll become go the halloween needle 665 | 70.0 | 1.9 | 3 |
i've promulgated the clandestine needle | 58.3 | 7.9 | 39 |
Ides of Noel | 49.8 | 7.8 | 14 |
I Wanna Kill The Needer Games | 79.8 | 6.4 | 10 |
I wanna poop | 40.9 | 4.3 | 9 |
I wanna sked 13 | 77.1 | 5.2 | 9 |
The Disappointment Documents | N/A | 8.0 | 2 |
I Wanna Tigure | 72.0 | 6.4 | 7 |
I Wanna Transition Into The Ghost Realm | 47.9 | 7.6 | 23 |
I Wanna Visit a Factory | 39.0 | 5.4 | 6 |
I wanna be the Volatile Presence | 80.2 | 9.3 | 24 |
I wanna be the Volatile Presence: Stagnant Edition | 87.3 | 8.7 | 17 |
You give me butterflies, and I take them away | 57.2 | 7.7 | 22 |
8 Favorite Games
Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
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I wanna be the Earth Temple | N/A | N/A |
I wanna go the Spook House | 25.0 | 9.0 |
Holocene Juveniliax | N/A | N/A |
I wanna try a Collab 2 | 65.0 | 9.0 |
I Wanna Eclipse | N/A | 9.5 |
I Wanna Pray to the Platform God | 70.0 | 9.7 |
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew | 90.0 | 9.4 |
game | N/A | N/A |
10 Cleared Games
Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
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I wanna be the Strong | N/A | N/A |
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Danny tanner | N/A | N/A |
I wanna go the Spook House | 25.0 | 9.0 |
I Wanna Break The Spike Trial | 50.0 | 6.9 |
I wanna be the corner jump | N/A | N/A |
検定アイワナ | 50.0 | 2.0 |
ovaries | 60.0 | 3.7 |
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew | 90.0 | 9.4 |
I wanna be the Hikakin_Mania | 44.0 | 3.5 |