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Joined on: Apr 26, 2020

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I used to be here four years ago but I left. I was Guitarsage2k/Parallax5.

These fangames mean a lot to me (attempt at order)

1. I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3
2. I Wanna Walk Out in the Morning Dew
3. I Wanna Be the Volatile Presence: Stagnant Edition
4. Crimson Needle 3
5. I Wanna Kill the Kermit 2
6. I Wanna Figure
7. Phonotransmitter
8. VoVoVo
9. I Wanna Reach the Moon
10. untitled needle game
11. I Wanna Burnmind
12. Domu
13. I Want To Meet Miki
14. I Wanna Go Across the Rainbow
15. Alphazetica
16. I Wanna Stop the Simulation
17. I Wanna Hydrate
18. I Wanna Be the Ocean Princess
19. I Wanna Vibe with the Gods
20. I Wanna Be the Vandal
21. I Wanna Pray to the Platform God
22. I Want
23. I Wanna Pointillism
24. I Wanna Be Far From Home
25. I Wanna Be the RO

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275 Ratings!
236 Reviews!
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275 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 72.0 10.0
Crimson Needle 3 90.0 10.0
Domu 60.0 10.0
I wanna Figure 88.0 10.0
I wanna Burnmind 55.0 10.0
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 80.0 10.0
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 88.0 10.0
I wanna be the Volatile Presence: Stagnant Edition 85.0 10.0
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 9.5
I wanna stop crying myself to sleep 85.0 9.5
Phonotransmitter 78.0 9.5
I Wanna Pray to the Platform God 70.0 9.5
I want 60.0 9.5
I Wanna be the Vandal 75.0 9.5
VoVoVo 63.0 9.5
I wanna stop the Simulation 54.0 9.5
I wanna be far from home 70.0 9.5
I wanna reach the Moon 50.0 9.5
I wanna kill the Kermit 70.0 9.5
I Wanna Be 1 in 100 60.0 9.5
I Wanna Vibe With The Gods 70.0 9.5
Alphazetica 70.0 9.5
I wanna go across the Rainbow 40.0 9.5
untitled needle game 82.0 9.3
Everhood Colonel 75.0 9.3
Not Another Needle Contest 2 75.0 9.0
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 47.0 9.0
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 70.0 9.0
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
Extreme Depths 2 70.0 9.0
WannaFest 22 60.0 9.0
I wanna be the Magnificent Stumble 78.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 50.0 9.0
I wanna shiver 74.0 9.0
I Wanna Duloxetine 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Save My Boy 70.0 9.0
Summer Feast Needle 2020 80.0 9.0
You give me butterflies, and I take them away 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Pointillism 75.0 9.0
I wanna be the Volatile Presence 77.0 9.0
I wanna be the Krypton 53.0 9.0
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.0
I wanna be the Neon 3 70.0 9.0
I wanna follow it 25.0 9.0
I Want to Meet Miki 45.0 9.0
I Wanna be the Zeus 65.0 9.0
I wanna find my way out 73.0 8.9
I wanna tuck you into bed and hold your hand until you fall asleep 76.0 8.9
I wanna be the linearity 2 42.0 8.9
Love. Memory. Hope. Forgiveness. Tragedy. Death... 70.0 8.9
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 60.0 8.9
XIFT 60.0 8.8
Selected Needle Works 21-23 83.0 8.8
I Wanna be the RO 70.0 8.7
I wanna qowulu 100 40.0 8.5
I wanna put out the cigarette 75.0 8.5
Panasonic Bluray 53.0 8.5
i've promulgated the clandestine needle 62.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 55.0 8.5
I'm bored 2 43.0 8.5
i wanna fix what's wrong 55.0 8.5
I Wanna be the Dononite 54.0 8.5
I wanna love Utopia 40.0 8.5
I wanna Hydrate 70.0 8.5
Needle Hatena 70.0 8.5
Star Compass 60.0 8.5
The REAL JRocker Area 45.0 8.5
The Real Roaka Area 45.0 8.5
Full Techno Jackass 50.0 8.5
I wanna maimaimilk 43.0 8.5
I wanna Hibikusuku 45.0 8.5
I wanna hear Okurimono Sunday 30.0 8.5
I wanna Anachronic 75.0 8.5
I wanna be the Paradox 43.0 8.5
I wanna best the needle 4 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 55.0 8.5
I wanna be Friends 40.0 8.5
Weirdle sp 70.0 8.0
I wanna colorize the needle 42.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 50.0 8.0
I wanna Fall into Depression and never be Happy Again 67.0 8.0
I Wanna Temporal Spire 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Leave This Hell 64.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 55.0 8.0
I wanna be the Kaleidoscope 40.0 8.0
I wanna be the MMM 85.0 8.0
I wanna Explore Space 45.0 8.0
I wanna uplift the needle 53.0 8.0
The Day Thereafter 30.0 8.0
I wanna be the GravityRain 47.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
I wanna be the PS 65.0 8.0
Ebb Needle 2022 58.0 7.7
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I wanna be the Neurosis 50.0 7.5
I Wanna be the Liquid 44.0 7.5
I wanna be Anime 55.0 7.5
A Minimal Adventure 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the Salt 40.0 7.5
I wanna be Abducted 53.0 7.5
I wanna be the I 55.0 7.5
I wanna feel the colours 60.0 7.5
I wanna be the GR 70.0 7.5
Hydrohomies 75.0 7.5
I Wanna Get Some Drip 35.0 7.5
I Wanna Look Inside 55.0 7.5
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 40.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kataribe 40.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
I wanna sort myself out 65.0 7.5
I Wanna be the Matryoshka Special Edition 50.0 7.5
On Transience 65.0 7.5
I wanna Relax with Needle 2 37.0 7.5
Chew 023 50.0 7.0
I Wanna Take The Neon Highway 68.0 7.0
I Wanna Find a Cure 57.0 7.0
Pusspatch 68.0 7.0
Chill Needle 40.0 7.0
Moonstone 68.0 7.0
I wanna be the Udon 36.0 7.0
efficient 55.0 7.0
I Wanna be the Matryoshka 60.0 7.0
I wanna reach Heaven 60.0 7.0
I Wanna Take the L+ 50.0 7.0
Stars 30.0 7.0
I wanna Wake Up 40.0 7.0
I wanna be the Neon 2 45.0 7.0
I Wanna Race (Rerelease) 57.0 7.0
I wanna Vine Journey 57.0 7.0
I wanna seize the day 55.0 7.0
I wanna escape the Colorless Dimension 60.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 60.0 7.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 25.0 7.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 50.0 7.0
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.0
I wanna be the G 49.0 7.0
I wanna be the Vidro 30.0 7.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 25.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I Wanna Stress 30.0 7.0
I wanna Traverse the Neon Rainbow 50.0 7.0
I wanna be Cyan 65.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 70.0 7.0
I wanna be the World Apart 65.0 7.0
EchoVision 30.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 47.0 7.0
I wanna get used to Needle Game 30.0 7.0
I wanna be the Monochrome Perception 67.0 7.0
I Wanna be the Yuyuko 40.0 7.0
I Wanna Spook Jam 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Colorful Adventure 38.0 6.9
I wanna get the Yellow Star 30.0 6.9
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 6.9
I wanna fall into the snow 50.0 6.9
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 25.0 6.9
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 67.0 6.9
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.8
I wanna Discover 50 Shades of Crimson 73.0 6.8
Melancholy Needle 3 72.0 6.7
I wanna scale the Red Needle 85.0 6.7
Love Her Madly 60.0 6.7
I Wanna be the AIW 60.0 6.7
Downer 60.0 6.5
I wanna be the Schrodinger's Kitten 56.0 6.5
first awkward fumblings 55.0 6.5
I wanna beyond the sky 48.0 6.5
I wanna be the microheaven 75.0 6.5
I Wanna Take the L 50.0 6.5
Hang on 65.0 6.5
I wanna be the Aisaka 40.0 6.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 40.0 6.5
I wanna be the Little runner 20.0 6.5
I wanna be the rushed creation 45.0 6.5
I Wanna Make the Marathon Needle 48.0 6.5
I wanna be Minimal 48.0 6.5
I wanna Weave Through the Witch's Needle 65.0 6.5
I Wanna Sertraline 50.0 6.5
I Wanna be the BHG (共同開発) 50.0 6.5
I wanna retort 40.0 6.5
I Cant Get Enough 65.0 6.5
I wanna walk through solstice 70.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 28.0 6.5
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 65.0 6.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 6.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 22.0 6.3
I wanna be the Aidoru 47.0 6.3
I wanna be the Gravity Master 30.0 6.0
I wanna eat the ER 25.0 6.0
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 20.0 6.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 30.0 6.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 25.0 6.0
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the Fidelity 50.0 6.0
I Wanna Enjoy My Dreams 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Distant 45.0 6.0
I wanna best the needle 3 40.0 6.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 30.0 6.0
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 20.0 6.0
I Don't Change 60.0 6.0
I wanna be the Sharktooth 50.0 6.0
I Wanna be the TsuTaMao 66.0 6.0
I wanna be the Virtualance 42.0 6.0
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 32.0 6.0
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 30.0 6.0
I wanna gensoukyo 50.0 6.0
I wanna Cigarette 40.0 6.0
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 6.0
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.0
Narsarsuaq 50.0 5.9
I wanna give the cat some acid 55.0 5.5
I De La Piano 63.0 5.5
I wanna go to Extreme Depths 53.0 5.5
2010 Needle Hole 48.0 5.5
My Love Letter To Fangames Volume 1: Venus 60.0 5.5
I Wanna Destroy the Needleverse 74.0 5.5
I wanna come from the north 82.0 5.5
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 5.5
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 15.0 5.5
I wanna be the Flower frozen 33.0 5.5
indigo needle 35.0 5.5
I wanna be with you 37.0 5.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 30.0 5.0
I wanna type well 25.0 5.0
I wanna be the Block 85.0 5.0
Thanks for 2015!! 20.0 5.0
I wanna purify 3 45.0 5.0
Needle needle 50.0 5.0
I wanna be the Prodigy 60.0 5.0
I wanna Rainbow Rain 50.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gap2 32.0 5.0
Solnyshko 30.0 5.0
I wanna be the White Dot 40.0 5.0
2009 Needle Hole 47.0 5.0
I wanna be the 3200min 40.0 5.0
I wanna be the Ingenuity 59.0 5.0
I wanna water a flower 30.0 5.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 25.0 5.0
I wanna find the Sheep 35.0 5.0
I Wanna Eat My Literature Textbook 55.0 5.0
I wanna be the Haru 40.0 4.7
I wanna escape from the Needle Land 40.0 4.5
Is The Order An I wanna ? 30.0 4.5
Untitled40 43.0 4.5
I wanna be the Crimson Needle 85.0 4.5
I wanna be the aq spike 50.0 4.5
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 4.3
I wanna be the 初級者 10.0 4.3
I wanna jump with panda 25.0 4.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 4.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 4.0
I wanna be the Alphabet 30.0 4.0
I wanna keep on dancing 2 35.0 4.0
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 25.0 2.5
Hey shitass 0.0 N/A
A Sky Blue Denouement N/A N/A
Frankie Teardrop N/A N/A
I wanna clear the Crime & Punishment Ver.W&B 60.0 N/A
the dono files N/A N/A
I Wanna DXNT N/A N/A
I Wanna be the Ziggomatic Drukqs N/A N/A
I wanna Psyched Fevereiro N/A N/A
The Sunken Cathedral N/A N/A
renex engine N/A N/A
I Don't Wanna Dwell N/A N/A
I wanna walk to the store 10.0 N/A
I wanna play some beginner needle 20.0 N/A
I Wanna Flying Disc N/A N/A
YoYoYo Engine (RBN Edition) N/A N/A
Nebulous Thoughts N/A N/A
what they say goes N/A N/A
Strewn Detritus N/A N/A
April is the Cruelest Month N/A N/A
I wanna buy the shungite N/A N/A

236 Reviews

YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I wanna Remember my lovely Cat
Bow-ties, bow-ties, bow-ties! This game loves bow-ties, and if you don't know what those are in needle terms, you'll get to know quite quickly.

I enjoyed remembering their lovely cat Clare quite a bit, if I'm honest. Really, this game is nothing special, but there's a lot of heart for a 10 minute experience thanks to the cutesy visuals and music combined with the surprisingly good needle design (aside from the needle trial rooms, that is). There's nothing here that will stop anyone in their tracks unless they are genuine beginners, but that's not a knock against the game. I love a nice, short, and above all, CHILL needle game, especially if the aesthetic is cute: they soothe the soul and nurture my heart.

Recommended wholeheartedly

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Tagged as: Needle Short Cat
[1] Like
Rating: 6.8 68       Difficulty: 35 35
Jun 12, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: VoVoVo
There's something magical about this game, something that makes you want to keep playing it even if it has been 5 hours and you need to go to sleep, but you just can't stop playing it! Your fingers refuse to leave the keyboard, refuse to tear themselves away from the sheer brilliance that is VoVoVo.

VoVoVo is one of those games where it feels like a disservice both to the creator and to The Creator to play badly, as if this game deserves nothing less than a perfect performance on your part. There is almost nothing like this game, not only in the fangame community but in the gaming community altogether. The amount of times I've been faced with something that puts such importance on the balance of challenge, enjoyment, and ingenuity is infinitesimal. If you tortured me for hours and hours to make me find some flaw in this game, some small error in design, some totally irrelevant fuck up, I honestly don't think I could do it.

So, what is VoVoVo? VoVoVo is a gimmick needle game focused mainly on the VVVVVV kid gimmick, but there's also a mixture of other clever gimmicks, all utilized superbly. Generally, I find that I have a lot to say about a brilliant game, but this one I just... I can't find the words. The best I can do is just repeat synonyms for excellent ad nauseam. I could go on to describe each stage, but what's the point? What could my words better indicate about this game than just playing it? Do I need to tell you that both maze stages are the most well designed stages I've ever seen in a fangame? Do I need to tell you that the water bullet gimmick is used so well that I don't see a reason for anyone to ever use it themselves? Do I need to say that EVERY stage in VoVoVo stands as the absolute best that fangames can offer? I don't think I do, to be honest.

The nature of a game review is to convince another person that this game is worth playing. It is meant to highlight every single good thing about the game as well as every single flaw; yet, in this case, that's almost impossible to do. If I were to highlight every good thing this game did, then I would be better off screenshotting every single screen and putting links to all of them in place of my review. There really is no need to say anything about this game because there is no convincing necessary. There is no need to share positive words about this because they are words that nearly every single person thinks when they play this game.

Here's my suggestion: do yourself a favor and play this game if you haven't already. VoVoVo is a gift, one that we should all cherish greatly.

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Tagged as: Needle Gimmick VVVVVV
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Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 63 63
Jun 2, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I wanna clear the Crime & Punishment Ver.W&B
Well... I really never thought I'd join a world in which I beat this avoidance, but here we are. Six long years ago, I sat down and grinded Crime and Punishment for five hours total, taking exactly 2000 in-game lives to get nowhere. Now, after having been back for a month or two since being totally absent from the fangame community for the better part of the most important years of my life, I came here once more with no real goal in mind. I didn't expect success of any sort, I just wanted to boot it up and take a look at what the fuss was all about for my past self; the second I heard that song come in, though, I felt the drive that pushed me six years before.

It really didn't take me long to clear, maybe five minutes or so at the most; yet, I can feel every single failure before this one great success coming to the forefront of my mind to leave me be for all time.

I don't know how I feel about this game, which really isn't even a game. The avoidance itself is thirty seconds, and the game is more or less just practice for Black & White or K3 Boss 1, but I treated it differently. I'm not good at avoidances, so this is what I had to prove my worth. Of course, I'm not worthy of much for beating just this, but it is an achievement that I'm glad to have under my belt. Nonetheless, all this is to say that the only way I know that I enjoyed the game was that I felt the need to beat it, and that even is not in itself a surefire way of knowing. Therefore, I shall not rate the game anything.

Difficulty is similarly up in the air, but based on other ratings and my own experience today, I believe I've done the best I could. I don't know why you'd play this game now, or where you'd even find it, so I wouldn't really recommend this game. But that doesn't really matter, I suppose. This little journey was mine, and I don't need to suggest anyone else take it.

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Tagged as: Avoidance Short
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 60 60
May 31, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I wanna reach the Moon
My goodness, what a phenomenal game this was! Should this game have gone on three times as long, I would not have minded just a bit! Yet, there is something false about that statement, something that misses the bigger picture.... Ah, yes! There would be no need for the game to be longer because in the 4 hours that it lasted, Reach the Moon hit every single mark that it possibly could have.

I Wanna Reach the Moon is an adventure game which finds its inspirations in a multitude of areas. This is one of those games whose existence relies upon the foundations built up by previous fangames; however, I don't mean that as a slight. Instead, I'd like to go on and say that in every way that this game could improve upon the ideas offered in the past, Reach the Moon manages to go above and beyond merely "improvement." Instead, it goes on ahead and perfects these ideas in such a way that I might go so far as to say that these ideas first came in to existence just so they could be put in play here. Nonetheless, I've gotten away from the main point:

I Wanna Reach the Moon is an adventure game which finds its inspirations in a multitude of areas, none larger than I Wanna See the Moon. Denferok stated that he wanted to engender the original feeling he felt when he first played See the Moon, and I must say that he totally succeeded. Reach the Moon really feels like an adventure, and not a short one either. Even though four hours is not really all that long (though for fangame standards, that's a decent length), each second of these four hours were filled to the brim with excitement, wonder, and overall brilliance. From the opening area onward, this magical feeling overcomes you, a feeling which grabs hold of your soul and grips tightly, not letting go until the credits roll and you're left with a new feeling: satisfaction.

Like Beethoven's Ninth, there is not a single misplaced note. Every spike, every block, every laser, every cactus, every star, every fruit, every single thing that you could quantify by any means, they are all placed without error. So too are the bosses without flaw. Though they don't take much time to overcome, they needn't much time to instill their values within your mind. Take The Watcher, for example, the boss of The Desert. You've two phases to go through, the first consisting of two attacks, the second at least that amount. Though he is a simple boss, The Watcher feels organic and natural to combat, he feels like there was thought given not only to making him challenging, but to making him feel fun and enjoyable to fight. This sort of thought, though it pains me to say, is not always given when people design their bosses, but Denferok gave that level of thinking to every single boss in the game.

I'd like to discuss every stage, but I think that to get my point across more naturally, I need only talk about the Ice Caves. There are three gimmicks in play here: screen-flipping, lasers, and spike switching. These three gimmicks are interwoven with the gameplay in such a way that moving even just one spike could throw the whole thing out of balance. What really drives home Denferok's genius, however, is the Gordian Knot that is the level's layout: everything wraps in on itself! Most screens are re-visited twice or thrice before they're out of your life. This sort of care and effort put into the level design can be noted in every single level.

I've gone so far into my review and I've forgotten to even mention what the purpose of the game is! Well, it's in the title: reach the moon! Your goal is to build a rocket ship from parts you find scattered around the world. Gathering these parts, however, will not be easy. You'll be traveling back and forth through the lands retrieving everything, and by the time you're done, you might think: what's this leading up to? The tension has been building, you've gotten the last piece of your rocket, and you're ready to fly! And fly you do, all the way to the moon! But what awaits you there?

A final gauntlet, one which brings back every single gimmick you've dealt with for the past 3 hours. This final stage tests you on everything, from the Find My Destiny laser puzzles of The Pyramid to the Kill the Guy Jump-changing blocks and spikes from The Factory. There's no gimmick left behind, so if you didn't reach some degree of proficiency with every thing, then you'll be kicking yourself thinking that you'd never have to deal with a certain gimmick again.

The music pumps you up, you finally get past that last screen, and suddenly you're walking this vast expanse, one which is totally devoid of any and all sound. What could be awaiting you? Well, if you've played See the Moon, then you should know the answer to that! Here she is, your final challenge: two phases of fairly difficult barrages and blood-pumping music. Though she's the hardest battle you've faced yet, you overcome her and stand triumphant. The win music fades away, and you're left alone with nothing but the great emptiness of space to keep you comfort. "Where are the credits? Where's the fanfare and triumph? This is what I get for beating the game? Perhaps I'm not done here...." You walk back, hoping to find some hint of what to do. Here, in this vast area, so vast that you might wonder why it's so large, what about this screen needed this much space? A growl sounds, and finally:

The Moon Lord appears! Yes, the finale has just begun. You've got three phases to fight with now, and what a fight it is! The first is rather reminiscent of the Moon Lord fight from Terraria itself, featuring flying eyeballs and a massive death laser. The second phase, however, stands as a sort of boss rush, bringing back every single boss from stages prior. Once you've overcome that, though, you're in for a real treat: the Touhou phase! Ah yes, The Moon Lord's final attempt to rid his domain of your existence is to bring forth such a barrage of bullets that anyone would succumb to; but, you're not just anyone. You're the man who wanted to reach the moon, and you will not allow your finest hours to be blemished by failure! Thus, The Moon Lord falls, and so the battle has been won... or has it? The Moon Lord has one more trick up its sleeve: a self-destruct sequence activates and you must leave the way you came, and yes, that means you must go back through every screen. This final escape is the cherry on top of one of the finest sundaes I've ever had the pleasure of buying (for free with no cash at all, that was merely in keeping with the metaphor).

Your rocket built with your own blood, sweat, and tears awaits you right where you left it. You enter your exit ticket and blast off, watching the explosions consume the area you were in just moments before. And that, as they say, is all she wrote. The credits roll and you realize you've finally reached the end. This is all Reach the Moon has to offer. And what an offering it was!

I need not recommend this game. If you have any love and appreciation for the classics, or you love adventure games, or you just love great games, then you've already played this stellar game. If you haven't, then what are you doing reading this review? Get on with it! Play the game!

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Tagged as: Adventure Gimmick Puzzle
[2] Likes
Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 50 50
May 29, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I wanna kill the 3sweepor
To be frank, this is my first experience with a sudoku game. I've never had to deal with awful shit like what's on display here, so re-calibrating my mind to accept the lunacy and shit which spewed forth from my screen and speakers for 7 amazing hours was a bit difficult in and of itself. Yes, those 7 hours were indeed amazing. How is it that you could create a collection of unabashedly awful screens and still churn out an amazing game?

For one, it depends entirely on the player. If you're not willing to accept the nonsense of 3sweepor, then you will not like this game to begin with. You must be receptive to what 3sweepor has to offer before that which is on offer can be any good. Personally, I was immediately for this. A game in which you can just turn your brain off for a while and experience the absolute worst which fangames have to offer? What's not to like? What's even funnier is that not all of the screens suck. There are some neat choices here and there to remind us that even shit contains nuggets of gold every now and again. With that said, I could not point out those screens to you because 3sweepor has turned my mind into mush.

There are 6 stages which are organized in pretty typical medley fashion. You've got 4 normal medley stages, a stage rush, then a final stage with a few more screens until you get the last tower screen and then a final boss (featuring the huge banger Bottomless Pit, and I must assume that this is the work of Skulldude, to whom I give my deepest thanks for this). The first four stages are pretty evenly good, although the one which featured the vodka makers stage is probably the worst because that is the only screen in which the balance between silly and irritating leans far too much on the irritating side. The stage rush is mostly pretty good, the outstanding highlight being the magic tower stage which trades in shittiness for production value. It stands out awkwardly as one of the few truly serious sections of the game, and though I would call it the gameplay highlight, it was also the least 3sweepor-like part of the game. Nonetheless, that did not deter from my enjoyment of the stage at all. The final stage is also pretty good, but the tower screen is excellent, combining various different gimmicks from past screens, culminating in this glorious steaming pile of shit-brilliance.

The bosses for each of these stages varied in quality and are mostly un-memorable to me (I can only remember the Metamorphosis boss, the Brisulph boss, and the final boss). The Brisulph boss was obviously shitty, with those heavily irritating tetris phases that more often than not wall you out with little to no recourse. The Metamorphosis boss was great, though, very enjoyable. As for the final boss? Well, it's a final boss. It has only one phase, and for that I am thankful. Nonetheless, given the song which plays during the boss, it is therefore the best boss in the game.

I really did quite enjoy 3sweepor. There's some part of me that's just looking for reasons to like this game less, if I'm honest, but it's failing to find anything. I'm glad of that, as it's in bad taste to look for flaws in a game; yet, if you look for flaws and can't really find any major ones, then you can be sure you've got a masterful game on your hands, and I am sure that 3sweepor is a masterful game. If you're someone who is in any way into the ideas which 3sweepor offers, then it is in your best interests to give it a go.

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