Jopagu's Profile

Send a PM

Joined on: Jan 16, 2022

Bio:

Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

I don’t play much avoidance so my diff ratings on those might be scuffed.

I've submitted:
414 Ratings!
412 Reviews!
10 Screenshots!

Twitch Stream
Youtube Channel
Report this user

414 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I wanna Relax with Needle N/A 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
Egg 15.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
Boshy 2 20.0 0.0
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

412 Reviews

Jopagu
For: Crusher's Curse
Crusher's Curse is an incredible beginner friendly puzzle game, something that's a bit of a rarity in this community. The central gimmick involves powerups that change your movement keys between their normal function, and a dash (similar to the eponymous Crusher from IWM). The puzzles mainly consist of collecting these pickups in the right order, and figuring out the right place and time to use them to navigate the screens. There is a steady influx of new mechanics over time, although they are all just minor variations on the base powerup, and so the puzzles never become overly complex. The puzzles are all really interesting, enough that I wish the game had a higher difficulty continuation. I feel that the easiness of the game prohibits it from exploring the design space fully, and there are more things that could be done. This isn't points away from the game, there's nothing wrong with sticking to a beginner level, just something I'd love for a sequel. My one minor gripe is that a few puzzles feel more like dexterity challenges than intellectual ones. I think a lot of puzzle-platformers fall into this trap of making levels more platformer than puzzle, and it's always a bit annoying. This game by and large does a good job of avoiding this pitfall, but it does stumble into it on a few screens.

Overall, a really solid puzzle game and an easy recommendation for anyone with a half hour to kill.

Read More

Tagged as: Puzzle
[2] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 35 35
Jul 9, 2023
Jopagu
For: I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered
So, I finally got around to playing this after playing somewhere around 300 of its fangames. Even a few days later, it's hard to put my thoughts into words. This is a game I have known about for almost a decade, ever since I played Super Meat Boy. It's sort of poetic that a game I was introduced to when I first developed my love for precision platformers has served as the basis for all the games I play now, at the culmination of my 10 year journey. I have been waiting to play Guy itself until the moment felt right, and last week it finally did, and I embarked on a journey through a game that felt both familiar and nostalgic.

I'll be honest, when I launched the game I was fully prepared to leave this review without a rating. That is, I thought I would hate this game. I was giving a special exemption from rating, since it would've felt inappropriate to give this game a 4/10 16 years after it released, and with my standards built upon a decade of iterating on its design. I was expecting to suffer through an archaic game whose design does not hold up, and who I would appreciate solely for its historical context. I cannot express how happy I felt once I got a few screens in and realized that I would be eating crow on that prediction. I found myself enjoying almost every second of the game. It surprised me to find that this game got famous for a reason, it spawned 12,000 fangames for a reason, and that reason was that it's just a through and through good game.

Now, I do need to elucidate a few thoughts regarding my perfect score. If I had not spent so much time playing fangames, this would not be a 10/10. It would certainly still be high, probably a bit higher than an 8, but in a vacuum I do not think this game deserves the highest possible rating. It is the context of the fangames I've played and the community around them that made this such a great experience. However, these points are not being given just based on Guy's historical merit. Rather, I think playing fangames made this a legitimately more enjoyable experience. I rate games mostly based on how much I liked playing them, and in this case I enjoyed Guy a 10/10 amount due to my prior fangame experience. I know this may be controversial, to rate something not in a vacuum but with context taken into account, but I could not bring myself to do anything different.

To explain what I mean by that a little more, I think that Guy is made more fun due to recognizability and nostalgia, but also by the opposite of those things. It's of course a blast to see the originals of all the famous screens and bosses - from the iconic Guy Tower to the oft referenced Kraidgief fight. The frequent reuse of these things never makes them feel bland or boring, but rather it makes playing the originals like making a holy pilgrimage. But on the other hand, I also found myself being constantly surprised by how much of this game I didn't know. The sheer number of screens that I had never seen before was shocking; and what's even more so is the quality of those screens. It feels like fangames have constantly drawn from the same few parts of this game, to the point that Guy still feels like an untapped gold mine, despite how many fangames exist. Stuff like enemies that knock you back rather than killing, flowy momentum based sections using boost vines, and traps that are reactable rather than guaranteed deaths, and plenty of others I don't feel like listing. All these things are certainly present in other fangames to varying degrees, but those are rare occasions, and I wound up wishing that those aspects of design had been picked up by the community.

Ultimately, Guy doesn't feel like any of the fangames that followed it (barring maybe Fangame). So much of the design we take for granted in fangames really feels like it is heavily divorced from the game design of the original. I love fangames, and there's plenty of things Guy could learn from later iterations, but there's also a lot of stuff in Guy that I wish fangames had learned from. It's an incredible, unique, and nostalgic experience that has something to offer even to those of us who've played hundreds of derivatives. If you still haven't played Guy, I'd really recommend getting around to it, it's a blast seeing what inspired the games you know and love, and also discovering new surprises.

P.S. Massive thanks to the Remaster team for turning what is reputedly a buggy, unstable game into something much easier to enjoy.

Read More

Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss Secrets
[2] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 7, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity
An extremely conceptually interesting avoidance, in which the entire thing is a single, trivially easy attack. Instead, the difficulty comes from the application of complex visual modifiers, such as screen rotation or zoom. The challenge becomes a test of reading in extreme scenarios, as you must adapt to figure out how to properly dodge bullets while the screen is spinning at mach 20. This lends itself to a super unique and enjoyable experience. The game is hampered a bit by the ending set of modifiers being significantly harder than everything else, such that you quickly find yourself mindlessly going through a minute of attacks that you never die to before getting to the challenging part. However, overall the experience is still really fun, and I can easily recommend this to those looking for an outside of the box avoidance game.

Read More

Tagged as: Avoidance
[2] Likes
Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 60 60
Jun 27, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Story
Oh my God this is so horrible

It's the ravings of a madman. Utter lunacy given form. And yet, a method to the madness; a few brief segments where there are hints, little puzzles to solve guiding you towards the fake blocks. And then like a lightning bolt in the night sky, they're gone. It's back to guesswork. Invisible blocks that appear. Invisible blocks that never appear. Solid spikes. Invisible platforms. Blocks that kill. Strewn about like the scrawlings of a child who has seen what lies behind the veil.

It's complete and utter garbage. There is no redeeming factor. It's not even funny.

And yet...

It's macabrely fascinating. I couldn't bring myself to look away. I had to know more, to dive deeper, to find the next hidden block. The sheer horror of it all draws you in to witness the next grotesque abomination. You think at some point you'll grow numb to the pain, but it never happens. Each screen brings a new perversion of game design, a new monstrosity to force yourself through with gritted teeth. It feels like it will never end, like you are stuck in some Sisyphean torment, cursed by Hades to play this game for all eternity. When I finally reached the clear screen, I was struck with disbelief. It couldn't be over. And yet it was, fading away into memory, its scars fading from my mind with each passing moment. Someday, I will have forgotten what I went through today. I will have forgotten Story. But it will not have forgotten me.

Wholeheartedly recommend.

Read More

Tagged as: Avoidance Trap Boss
[2] Likes
Rating: 0.5 5       Difficulty: 60 60
Jun 15, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the 木ノ下
A cryptic little "puzzle" and a simple boss. Nothing super special, but kind of interesting to try to figure out.

Read More

Tagged as: Boss Sudoku
[0] Likes
Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 34 34
Jun 14, 2023

3 Games

GameDifficultyAverage Rating# of Ratings
I Wanna Free the Fortress 59.0 8.3 10
The "Needle" 53.0 6.7 15
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 19.3 8.9 7

59 Favorite Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna be the Magnificent Stumble N/A N/A
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
The Cardinal House N/A N/A
XIFT 60.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
I Wanna be the Vandal N/A N/A
I want 59.0 8.7
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
I wanna be the Neon 3 N/A N/A
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
Phonotransmitter N/A N/A
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
I wanna gain the ability N/A N/A
User's clear list is empty!