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Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

I don’t play much avoidance so my diff ratings on those might be scuffed.

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I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I wanna Relax with Needle N/A 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
Egg 15.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
Boshy 2 20.0 0.0
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

412 Reviews

Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Promin
Warning: The download link here is broken in the second stage. A fixed download is available on the FSR.

Promin has some good parts, but ultimately is not recommendable. The first stage starts off awesome, with some interesting gimmicks and platforming, but that swiftly changes upon introduction of the swinging vines. They are so poorly implemented, janky, and frustrating that the screens using them are just a chore, often with annoying traps. The first boss is quite bad, with some really annoying RNG that screws you more often than not.

The second stage is really good, and I wish it was longer/the entire game. The integration of RPG mechanics is awesome, and the enemy fights are varied and interesting. The first section is perhaps too mazy, but this is just paying homage to the source material so whatever. The boss is really fun, although still contains some unfortunate transitions that can screw you.

The third stage is a pretty awful medley. It chooses screens with a lot of uninspired traps, and then removes saves so you have to do multiple in a row. Yay. The avoidance is alright, but has some major problems that make it a bad experience. First, an obscene amount of insta-gib attacks, like fast aimed attacks, bullets changing direction suddenly, and unpredictable shape bursts. It's the kind of avoidance where you dodge trivially easy patterns, moderately difficult RNG, and make a little more progress before learning the next thing that's going to kill you, and then just repeating for every five seconds of progress. Secondly, the bullets in some attacks are randomly colored, and if it chooses light colors on the light background, the entire pattern will be significantly harder to see. There's a few fun attacks mixed in, but ultimately it's more frustrating than interesting.

Overall, the first part of the first stage and the entire second stage are quite fun, and worth playing, but the rest of the content isn't so unfortunately you probably shouldn't bother.

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Tagged as: Adventure Avoidance Trap
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 59 59
Feb 5, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna travel alone
Travel Alone is a short but sweet adventure game. There's some really fun platforming, a few minibosses, and some really awesome multi-phase boss fights. The platforming and gimmicks within are creative and fun to figure out and play. The bosses are the real highlight, with some interesting attacks and soundtrack and visuals that create a really hype fight. The voice acting is just an extra touch that makes the game feel special. One small gripe, the ending felt abrupt, and the story unsatisfyingly resolved. Otherwise, a top notch game that's a lot of fun all the way through.

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Tagged as: Adventure Boss Story
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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 51 51
Jan 26, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Forehead
A whole lot of unpleasant design packed into a game without much good past the creativity. The platforming is decent, but with some annoying traps and a difficulty spike generic needle stage at the end. The button tower at the start is probably the most interesting thing in the game. The painting stage was a novel idea, but executed poorly with awkward jumps and annoying cycles.

The real reason my rating is so long is the bosses. All of them really outstayed their welcome, and would benefit from lower health. The first couple are just kind of boring with some annoying RNG, but starting at the black and white avoidance they get really unfun. The avoidance is filled with wallable RNG, and like 3 of those awkward tap move attacks that just destroy your fingers without really bringing anything to the table. The destination boss had the potential to be the best part of the game, but it's so hard to actually hit the boss it just drags on and annoys you. The final boss is the worst, with several attacks where you're stuck in a tight spot with RNG projectiles coming at you, that seem to provide impossible RNG way too frequently. There are also several sections where you can't see attacks, because they're yellow on yellow or black on black. There are also multiple instagibs, making it a learny and luck dependent fight. The arena is nonsensical, with the kid bonking his head where the walls meet the floor instead of at the ceiling. This just makes it even more awkward to fight.

Finally, there are a few major bugs. The timer is super broken, and will randomly reset your time to what is was when you saved when you respawn. Also, in the final stage resetting would make the screen flash with another room, which is really annoying. Both of these are quite obvious, so it seems to suggest either a lack of testing, which is furthered by all the attacks which have impossible RNG an alarming amount of the time.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss
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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 60 60
Jan 25, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna QoQoQo
Pretty abysmal by the end, as the game quickly becomes named jump spam, with 5 diagonals per screen. Shoutout to the infinite jump stage which used the gimmick in the worst way possible. Mostly lacking in the famous pathing that makes later entries in the series special. The bosses are interesting, but trivially easy compared to the needle, and the final boss is a bit too tanky. Overall, wouldn't recommend this game, go play the others in the series instead.

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Tagged as: Needle Boss 100_Floor
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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 57 57
Jan 24, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Crimson
There's little to be said about Crimson that hasn't already said, but I like the sound of my own voice so here I go.

Crimson is a game that is most certainly not for everyone, but even still I don't think it deserves the constant lambasting it gets these days. Even as an enjoyer of the game, it's far from perfect. There are a lot of annoying flying spikes, poor needle choices, and one secret that seems impossible to find without a guide (gravity castle). However, there's also a lot of fun platforming mixed in. It's not great needle by modern standards, but given the release date I was pleasantly surprised. I find myself enjoying the classic style of needle more these days, and this game executes it well enough of the time I found it on average good. The secret hunting is mostly fun if you like these types of secrets, but I know most people loathe them. Overall, the platforming is a mixed bag, with some stuff that's pretty awful, but a lot of stuff that's really enjoyable if you're the kind of person who likes old needle.

Onto the bosses. The bat boss is horrible, vile, and despicable. The final boss however is one of the best fights I've played, and the reason my rating is so high. Some notes on my playstyle: I was extremely reckless in the first half, maximizing damage and inviting some crazy dodges. I also didn't avoid hitting blue, so I would get water about halfway through. Personally, this made the fight really interesting. The water has some annoying bugs sure, but they're pretty rare, and in the end I think the water adds an extra dimension to the gameplay that is really fun to solve. The boss is a test of willpower and focus as much as anything, and I personally think the length is to its benefit. By it's nature, all the threats are really simple, but there are so many of them at once you find your attention split. It's a pleasure trying to figure out how to deal with all the attacks, and mastering all the different things you have to consider when fighting it. The boss involves a lot of strategy, and much of my progress felt like learning rather than improving execution, which is a great thing in my opinion. The fight took me about 8 hours, and yet I was having fun the whole time. It's an excellent fight that is a masterclass in using simple attacks to create a complex fight.

Ultimately, this game probably isn't for most people in the modern fangame ecosystem. However, it has its niche, and is well deserving of classic status. If you're skilled enough for it, I'd say this game might be worth playing through just for the final boss. Despite some serious lows, most of this game was a good enough experience I couldn't stay unhappy for long. I know I'm in the minority in this, but I think Crimson is a great game.

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