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xva
For: I wanna protect one life
For: I wanna protect one life
rating based on impossible
simple but somewhat boring 50f game, where the fact it's 50 floors long and not 100 makes it more bearable to play - on both medium and impossible. there's one boss at the very end and it's very easy. dying to it is very unlikely and won't be something you really need to worry about if you're playing it on impossible. there's some skips you can take in medium that are kind of interesting, but nothing too crazy. most you'll get is some corners or required 1fs to skip the current screen you're on. the last tileset looks kinda cool and is realistically the only place where you're likely to die on impossible
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simple but somewhat boring 50f game, where the fact it's 50 floors long and not 100 makes it more bearable to play - on both medium and impossible. there's one boss at the very end and it's very easy. dying to it is very unlikely and won't be something you really need to worry about if you're playing it on impossible. there's some skips you can take in medium that are kind of interesting, but nothing too crazy. most you'll get is some corners or required 1fs to skip the current screen you're on. the last tileset looks kinda cool and is realistically the only place where you're likely to die on impossible
Rating: 6.3 63
Difficulty: 46 46
Apr 16, 2025
xva
For: I wanna be the Quadrangle
For: I wanna be the Quadrangle
a subpar needle game with some of the most unintuitive visuals I've ever seen in any game ever. every jump is made considerably harder due to the fact you can barely see anything. the jumps themselves aren't anything interesting either and don't offer much unique gameplay of their own. the game suddenly ends after like three screens and it warps you back to the beginning after a few seconds. not very notable
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Rating: 2.3 23
Difficulty: 43 43
Apr 15, 2025
xva
For: I wanna Go up to the Sky
For: I wanna Go up to the Sky
a super difficult needle game ladened with generic jumps from top to bottom, yet it still remains quite fun and interesting. it’s not particularly long, but it’s brutally difficult and precise, to the point of oftentimes even requiring specific valign ranges for certain jumps to work. there are many examples of this, and saves with these jumps are usually harder than the rest. it could also be that a save is mechanically super difficult, requiring many insanely precise inputs - like is the case with the last save
the game consists of no less than 12 saves in total (13 if you count the difficulty select, even though it’d be by far the easiest save in the game). it packs quite a ton of difficulty in these 12 saves, with an emphasis on sporadic insane jumps and configurations that find themselves in this game. the first instance of this you’ll encounter is save 5, with a strange valign-dependant bhop 5f at the bottom left. this alone isn’t too bad and is actually quite reasonable, but the fact that it’s at the end of a save that’s hard on its own makes it a lot more difficult. save 5 is somewhat minor compared to save 7, which is where the first major bullshit configuration appears: valign-dependant quadruple-corner weave in the form of two sphincters. this entire movement encapsulates 7 corners and is unbelievably precise. this is the 2nd or 3rd hardest save in the game, depending on how good you are at sphincters/corners. the jump to get through the second sphincter is also vstring-dependant, and therefore can randomly kill you for seemingly no reason. there’s also more gameplay past the corners which isn’t super easy either. the saves get easier after this save (save 7), until the penultimate save which could be considered harder due to the extremely difficult beginning. ironically, two of the three super hard saves in this game have valign-dependant sphincters as their main difficulty - with this save being the second one. arguably here it’s somewhat worse, since the valign seems to be more varied and inconsistent, making the jump functionally luck. the jumps after the downward sphincter are quite fun, though. rough chokejump at the end with a double squished diagonal, which I only died to twice
then comes the last save, which is the most difficult. it begins with a 32px ex15 which will eat up most of your deaths. it’s incredibly, incredibly boring to play if you aren’t getting attempts past the first two jumps. the second jump is very hard to eyeball - I just kept going at it in jtool until it eventually got somewhat consistent. the jumps after the 2nd jump are quite fun, surprisingly. they are nowhere near as hard but nearly all of them require several frame perfect inputs. the total is probably somewhere between 10-20, if I had to guess. that’s mainly carried by the 32px ex15. personally, I only died to last sphincter twice and didn’t die to the last jump thankfully
generally a fun experience, just really really hard. I sort of imagine this game as the ‘older sister’ game of Climb the Moai. they’re two games of similar style and similar difficulty, so it’d only make sense for them to be sister games. this one happens to be the ‘older’ sister, as it’s considered more difficult than Climb the Moai. quite good, but I feel I’m in the very niche demographic that would enjoy a game like this
the game consists of no less than 12 saves in total (13 if you count the difficulty select, even though it’d be by far the easiest save in the game). it packs quite a ton of difficulty in these 12 saves, with an emphasis on sporadic insane jumps and configurations that find themselves in this game. the first instance of this you’ll encounter is save 5, with a strange valign-dependant bhop 5f at the bottom left. this alone isn’t too bad and is actually quite reasonable, but the fact that it’s at the end of a save that’s hard on its own makes it a lot more difficult. save 5 is somewhat minor compared to save 7, which is where the first major bullshit configuration appears: valign-dependant quadruple-corner weave in the form of two sphincters. this entire movement encapsulates 7 corners and is unbelievably precise. this is the 2nd or 3rd hardest save in the game, depending on how good you are at sphincters/corners. the jump to get through the second sphincter is also vstring-dependant, and therefore can randomly kill you for seemingly no reason. there’s also more gameplay past the corners which isn’t super easy either. the saves get easier after this save (save 7), until the penultimate save which could be considered harder due to the extremely difficult beginning. ironically, two of the three super hard saves in this game have valign-dependant sphincters as their main difficulty - with this save being the second one. arguably here it’s somewhat worse, since the valign seems to be more varied and inconsistent, making the jump functionally luck. the jumps after the downward sphincter are quite fun, though. rough chokejump at the end with a double squished diagonal, which I only died to twice
then comes the last save, which is the most difficult. it begins with a 32px ex15 which will eat up most of your deaths. it’s incredibly, incredibly boring to play if you aren’t getting attempts past the first two jumps. the second jump is very hard to eyeball - I just kept going at it in jtool until it eventually got somewhat consistent. the jumps after the 2nd jump are quite fun, surprisingly. they are nowhere near as hard but nearly all of them require several frame perfect inputs. the total is probably somewhere between 10-20, if I had to guess. that’s mainly carried by the 32px ex15. personally, I only died to last sphincter twice and didn’t die to the last jump thankfully
generally a fun experience, just really really hard. I sort of imagine this game as the ‘older sister’ game of Climb the Moai. they’re two games of similar style and similar difficulty, so it’d only make sense for them to be sister games. this one happens to be the ‘older’ sister, as it’s considered more difficult than Climb the Moai. quite good, but I feel I’m in the very niche demographic that would enjoy a game like this
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 89 89
Apr 15, 2025
xva
For: I wanna Lift Off
For: I wanna Lift Off
this game’s name (“Lift Off”) is referring to how planes lift off and fly. the game’s needle consists of a ton of different plane jump variants. I like that naming scheme and I think it’s clever
at first glance, this game may seem incredibly barebones and kinda crap. you see a ton of weird planes, other generic jumps and unscrupulous needle design. it may seem odd, haphazard and rash, but when you give it the light of day it’s actually somewhat entertaining. there’s particular saves which require more interesting setups than you’d think, like a bhop 7f with a frame-perfect dj and turnaround. there’s also a platform steak plane, a double downward plane, a 4.5 plane, a platform double plane, etc. essentially, all the plane jump variants you know minus the big bad hard one (a double upward plane). no tech requirement other than a bunch of cancels - and even then, you’re often spared of actually cancelling some dplanes since you’re almost always given the align that allows the bonk dplane strat to be possible
it’s kinda fun, but I can’t really say I recommend it
at first glance, this game may seem incredibly barebones and kinda crap. you see a ton of weird planes, other generic jumps and unscrupulous needle design. it may seem odd, haphazard and rash, but when you give it the light of day it’s actually somewhat entertaining. there’s particular saves which require more interesting setups than you’d think, like a bhop 7f with a frame-perfect dj and turnaround. there’s also a platform steak plane, a double downward plane, a 4.5 plane, a platform double plane, etc. essentially, all the plane jump variants you know minus the big bad hard one (a double upward plane). no tech requirement other than a bunch of cancels - and even then, you’re often spared of actually cancelling some dplanes since you’re almost always given the align that allows the bonk dplane strat to be possible
it’s kinda fun, but I can’t really say I recommend it
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.1 61
Difficulty: 76 76
Apr 14, 2025
xva
For: I Wanna be the Goner
For: I Wanna be the Goner
I have a tendency to rate the original games that inspire game genres somewhat higher than usual. for whatever reason, I feel no obligation to do so here. this game is generally subpar compared to almost any other Goner-like. there’s perhaps one interesting save that’s quite satisfying to do - that being the last save. that triple diamond looks quite scary and it looks cool to do. on the other hand, there’s the rest of the saves which consist of shit like the third save - which is quite boring and don’t require an even semi-cool maneuver. it’s rather unfortunate, since I expected more. game also rapidly drops off in difficulty towards the end
not recommended
not recommended
Tagged as: Needle
Goner_Game
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Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 69 69
Apr 14, 2025
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