GaspacoZanis's Profile
Send a PMJoined on: May 20, 2017
Bio:
I am just a random guy who like to play IWBTG fangames ! If you want, you can read my reviews and ratings for every game, which I have cleared! If you want, you can ask my some questions too, and I will be happy to answer to them! Have a nice day! ^-^
Link to my clear list, wishlist, plans and what I am currently playing: https://sheet.zoho.eu/sheet/published.do?rid=0rgpa2003c0dd491040fea02d5e1879dfb68d
Most of fangames which I have cleared are on delicious-fruit, however, 2 are non delicious-fruit fangames.
Link to my K2 challenge progress: http://k2.fangam.es/progress.php?u=352
Link to my K3 challenge progress: http://k3.fangam.es/progress.php?u=352
P.S. I don't count mod clears to my main game clear list.
I've submitted:
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For: I wanna be the BBB-B・B-BB
And the gameplay itself does not compliment much. Everything is in Japanese, and the boss does have quite a bit of HP, although you have several options on how to shoot the boss. I recommend moving in circles for the optimal damage. It will take boss much easier and much shorter. I initially have beaten only by standing down and shooting to the spike, and it is much harder. The hair does not instantly kill you. It is a weird mix of RNG and aiming, and you have plenty of time to stay on the upper platforms and do significant damage. However, after you beat the boss, you are still in the same room, just that you have additional Japanese text. All you can do then is to die to the spike.
Now, I do not know Japanese and I cannot fully understand what the author tried even to write, so I had to ask AI to transcribe and to give approximate translation. For what I can understand, the loading screen does tell you that it is possible to check the audio volume, and in the end you get 'Congratulations' text shown.
As for the rest, here is what you need to know:
- The game's title 'I wanna be the BBB-B・B-BB' is not accidental. It is based on the source material for this game 'ボボボーボ・ボーボボ' - manga and anime series, that in English is called 'Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo'. In this series you have a main character that fights with his nose hair. Yes, it is bizarre, but you can read more about these series here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobobo-bo_Bo-bobo.
- The game's song might seem weird, but it is actually Opening 2 from the anime, that I mentioned before. The song's title is 'Baka Survivor'.
- The game's readme is very odd. The original text is as following:
'ネタ3発目
悪ふざけがすぎた王
さーせん
ボツにした気持ちでいっぱいです'
I could not understand even with translator the meaning, because it does use slang terms. I will just leave what the AI gave me when I asked about this Readme:
'Summary:
The reviewer (likely the creator themselves or someone being playful) is jokingly reflecting on their own game. They’re saying:
"Here’s the third joke [game]. I (the king) took the joke way too far. Sorry! Honestly, I feel like this should’ve been scrapped."
The tone is comedic and self-deprecating, fitting the absurd and over-the-top style of games that parody anime like Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo or troll-platformers like I Wanna Be the Guy.'
Now AI thinks that probably there were 3 joke games in total, but I am not sure if it is actually the case, and if it is, then I am not fully sure what were the series.
I initially wanted to give this game like low 2 rating and high 20s difficulty. But then I have re-beaten the game, and now I kind of appreciate this game a bit more, and it is much easier if you do not stay just at the bottom of the screen.
This game still does not provide much, and even to appreciate it even a little bit, you need to make a little bit of research, if you are not manga or anime expert.
It is whimsical, and definitely not something you will see often. But it is still a bit of a lazy game, and can be a bit boring with the high amount of given HP.
Not the worst thing ever, but definitely far from being the best.
As for the difficulty, I might be a bit underrating after my 2nd clear, so I do not know.
Would not recommend, anyway.
For: natto
First of all, author of this game provided only .exe of the game, and did not provide necessary parts of the engine with the sounds. However, judging by the errors, it was not anything useful, just the standard engine stuff. I am not sure which engine this is though. I thought renex's but now I am unsure.
To get rid of this error, please click immediately on the 'Abort' button. It won't close the game, but will proceed instead. Yes, the game will be muted, but this is author's issue.
The game is simply called after Japanese fermented soybean dish, which also happens to be a slang term in fangame community for an 'invert' jump, coming back from 2010.
And... this game's contents you can see in the screenshot. You have to beat 2 inverts in a row. Weird blurry food image in the background ; weird block design, and weird additional unrelated spikes ; the Chinese text that says '要吐了', which is literally meaning the same as the English text '(about) to throw up'. Also I do not know what is that weird block structure after the first jump. It does not have any collisions.
After that you get a very weird clear screen, where you see big Chinese bad hand-written symbols and very small English text that says 'natto is unpalatable'. I have no idea what symbols author tried to write, so I asked ChatGPT to transcribe, and it got the result '納豆真難吃', which would roughly translate as 'Natto tastes awful', or something like that. I guess that matched the English text.
Also why the hell is on chopsticks written 'it like semen' ????????
The only reason I am not giving this 0.0, is because at the very least author tried to reference something here.
As for difficulty I do not know. I think doing 2 inverts is not necessarily easy, even if I did it in 5 minutes. Luckily you can immediately try out the jump, and also you do not have to do other kind of jumps, so you can work out on your muscle memory. But also this game does require good enough keyboard for invert jumps. All things considered, I might be actually underrating this game, so keep in mind that.
Anyway, there are so many things wrong in this game. The game is broken, can make you feel a bit dizzy, is a bit disrespectful in itself, not funny in the slightest and gameplay wise it is just simply annoying, and has nothing redeeming in itself.
Don't play this.
Highly would not recommend.
For: I wanna jump under a block
I am not exactly sure how this works, but you need to take an align from the moving platform, not touch any walls, and then you will be able to go under the block and land on the other side with an ease.
I have cleared the game 3 times, and I did not manage to do the jump without the use of the platform. However, as soon as I tried to jump inside the platform, I could beat the game very quickly.
For one-jump game it definitely made me think for a second what to do, and it is a bit satisfying to pull of the jump for some reason.
Not necessarily the game you should try, but among one-jump games this one is fairly easy. Beaten in 8 attempts.
Anyway, there is not anything else, so the experience is short-lived. So, yeah, I would not recommend.
For: I don't wanna download this game
This game is one of those conceptual games, that raise questions. To understand why, here is what Leehe writes about it in the Readme:
'If you don't download this game,
You Cleared this game.
If you download this game,
You Failed to clear this game.
Maker : Leehe'
If you open up the .exe, you will the screenshot that is published on game's page of DF, that says:
'You Already Download
This Leehe Game!
You Failed to clear this
Game!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Also, you will hear the song 'Cranky - 1970' put in the background.
So, it means that Leehe intended that the only way to beat it is before downloading it. You basically started with cleared game, and you can only reverse process, 'softlocking' yourself and not being able to proceed, making further process impossible, if you wanna follow the idea of the author.
This was one of those games, that I never considered as cleared, since I did actually accidentally download, not knowing what was it. The game was re-uploaded in one of the old VK groups, and I have downloaded it somewhere around mid-summer of 2017, or something like that. I have never even marked when I have downloaded it, since I did not think I would even write this review some day. So, yeah, I 'uncleared' (is that even a word?) it around that time.
The reason I decided to give this game a review is basically because of the game 'I do wanna download this game', that was released earlier this year. It is basically complete opposite game, that you can mark as clear, in case you have downloaded Leehe's game.
While Leehe's concept is quite silly, I do respect his idea, especially for the time when it was made.
Considering, that nowadays information is much more accessible than in the past, there is not even a reason to download this game. This review basically sums up everything that is in this game.
I think the process on how you can get the clear, is just finding this Delicious Fruit page, and instantly putting clear mark, since you did what author tells you, even if you have not seen the readme yourself.
That way this will be the easiest clear on Delicious Fruit, where you do not even need to download the game.
As for me - I am putting 100 difficulty, because I failed to clear this game. However, I will leave both the tag 'Possible' and 'Impossible', because this game is indeed ambivalent.
I could also agree with Opanker's interpretation of what makes this game possible, but that would go against author's requirements for clear. I consider the screen of the game as a death screen rather than 'Thank you for playing' screen. You know?
I will say that for how simple this game is, I was surprised on how much questions it can propose. Normally this would be a 1-2 rating game, but I will make an exception and give it much higher rating, just for the concept and aesthetics. The text with English grammar errors and the funny Leehe font looks excellent with the whimsical background. And the song in the background does make you feel kind of... uneasy, I guess?
Do as Lothjon tells you, but do not fall into the desire to try the game out. There is no game.
I would recommend to not download this game indeed.
For: I do wanna download this game
Never would have I expected that someone would want to make a sequel after more than 10 years.
While I do like the idea of reversing the original game, and thus making the debate close on where to put 'Cleared' mark (I mean, you literally do not need to play Leehe's game anymore at this point), I do not necessarily like how this game was done. It is pretty lazy.
Instead of remaking all text from the screen, eheeL (great nickname though) decided to just remove some keywords from the original screen of the game.
In the first line 'You Already Download' author deleted the word 'Already', so it become 'You Download'.
In the second line 'This Leehe Game!' author deleted the word 'Leehe', so it become 'This Game!'.
In the third and fourth lines the phrase 'You Failed to clear this Game!' was changed to 'You clear this Game!', so the word 'Failed to' were removed.
The last line of laughs was removed, and instead there is written in a different font ':) Yippee!' (ironically, the exclamation mark is actually from the original screenshot lmao).
There is also a weird smiley face that moves around the screen, not sure what is the deal with that.
This game also has no music, or readme unlike the original game.
I would have given the higher rating if it was not as lazy as it is. The only reason I am not giving this 0 is because at the very least you can finally put something in your clear list, and this idea in itself is clever.
But, again, if author did not even bother to change the word 'Leehe' to the altered nickname, then it is a bit disappointing. The joke is under-cooked.
Just skip both of these games.
Would not recommend.
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