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Bio:

About time I updated this bio.

Name: Edgar Cochran
Country: Mexico
Currently living in: Mexico City

-God's servant and one of his blessed sons (John 1:12; John 3:16).
-Lover of the entire animal and plant creation.
-Film lover and reviewer for Letterboxd.com (https://letterboxd.com/elcochran90).
-Adjunct professor and personal tutor of Statistical Inference, Business Forecasting, Marketing Research and Portfolio Theory.

Fangaming experience began in August 2018, so only modest achievements here. However, I'll describe some relevant FAQs here made to me during my stay here since 2018:

Q: Are videogames art?
A: Yes

Q: Are fangames videogames?
A: Yes

Q: Why are your reviews long and unconventional?
A: I am a film reviewer; in a way, I sort of unconsciously dragged my style of film reviewing to the world of fangames. I often involve personal experiences in my writing. Expect that structure; I'm not planning to change it.

Q: How are you rating games? Do you compare fangames as normal games that your ratings are lower than all other people ratings or are you just a critical person?
A: My ratings are not lower than people's ratings all of the time regarding fangames, but they are most of the time. However, this is not my intention. I am rating them as normal games, as in, I don't have a different spectrum for rating "normal", "official" games than fangames. They are in the same scale, because they are all videogames. I don't like to think myself as a critical person; ratings are just subjective numbers. However, I have realized that I rate games more harshly than I rate films/short films, which I do more often.

Q: What are your favorite fangames?
A: I have not played enough fangames to make a comprehensive and representative list, but this can be answered by going to my Favorites list. Anything getting 6.7 or higher will be considered immediately as a favorite.

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I wanna be the My heart goes on 1.0 10.0
I wanna be the Co-op 60.0 9.2
I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 2 85.0 9.0
I Wanna Start A Party N/A 8.5
I wanna be the Overlord 50.0 8.5
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 60.0 8.4
I wanna take the Timemachine 65.0 8.3
I wanna be the RUKIMIN!7(SEVEN!) 50.0 8.1
I Wanna Maker N/A 8.0
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 75.0 8.0
I wanna be the Boshy 80.0 7.8
I wanna find my Destiny 60.0 7.7
I wanna be the Guy 70.0 7.7
I wanna be the Fangame! 50.0 7.5
I wanna be The Cat 65.0 7.5
I wanna be the Destination 89.0 7.5
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 7.3
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 7.2
I wanna reach the Moon 55.0 7.2
I wanna Sunspike 85.0 7.1
I wanna warp the worlds 50.0 7.1
I wanna kill the troll king 50.0 7.1
I wanna be the Neon 3 80.0 7.0
Not Another Needle Game 70.0 7.0
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 45.0 7.0
I wanna be GENKI with you 45.0 7.0
I Wanna Be the Butterfly 80.0 7.0
I wanna be the Barrage 80.0 7.0
Chill Needle 2 75.0 6.9
I wanna be the Micromedley 50.0 6.9
I wanna be Easy! 25.0 6.8
Not Another VVVVVV Game 60.0 6.8
I wanna be the Contrary 87.0 6.7
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 65.0 6.6
I Wanna Be The GBC 83.0 6.6
I wanna be the Cloudburst 55.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Simulation 50.0 6.6
I Wanna Fill In The Blanks 40.0 6.5
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I wanna be the Machinary 30.0 6.5
I Wanna Find a Cure 55.0 6.4
I wanna be the Chargrilled dish of resurrection extra strength 45.0 6.4
I wanna kill the Guy 50.0 6.4
I wanna Go Ahead! 50.0 6.4
I Wanna Make It Breaking Out 86.0 6.4
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I wanna be the Neurosis 60.0 6.4
For my Valentine 40.0 6.3
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I Wanna Be the Unknown 80.0 6.3
Jingle Jam 55.0 6.2
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I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the GB 60.0 6.0
I wanna be the HeavenTrap 65.0 6.0
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EchoVision 35.0 5.9
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 65.0 5.9
I Wanna End My Growth 35.0 5.8
I wanna be the Octophobia 25.0 5.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 20.0 5.7
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I wanna break the Neon Miku 50.0 5.6
I wanna be the Best Guy 2 55.0 5.6
I wanna qoqoqo 2 80.0 5.6
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I wanna be the Black 90.0 5.5
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I wanna be Minimal 55.0 5.5
I wanna play Kiduija 40.0 5.5
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 5.5
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I wanna be the Colorful Adventure 50.0 5.5
I Wanna Go The Twourney 55.0 5.4
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 5.4
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 60.0 5.4
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I wanna qowulu 100 45.0 5.3
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 20.0 5.3
I wanna sheep 100 60.0 5.2
indigo needle 35.0 5.2
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 60.0 5.2
I wanna destroy the pluto 60.0 5.2
I wanna healing spike 35.0 5.2
I wanna be the Aura 35.0 5.2
I wanna be the HeavenTrap2 50.0 5.1
I wanna be the rainbow MIKU 65.0 5.1
I wanna be the Conscience 55.0 5.1
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 60.0 5.1
I wanna feed Your Escapism 55.0 5.1
I wanna be the Animus 30.0 5.1
I wanna be the Neon 2 55.0 5.1
I wanna be the SSR2 85.0 5.1
I wanna Love the Winter 2 20.0 5.1
I wanna be the Graverobber 35.0 5.1
I wanna see the Barrage 1.0 5.0
I wanna Struggle Momentarily 35.0 5.0
I wanna be the Blocktroid 40.0 5.0
I wanna Neonize the Needle 65.0 5.0
Hipatya In I wanna world 25.0 5.0
I Wanna be the 512 82.0 5.0
I wanna Grow Up 45.0 5.0
I wanna be the Poronkusema 35.0 5.0
I wanna Relax with Needle 45.0 5.0
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 50.0 5.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 25.0 4.9
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 45.0 4.9
A Minimal Adventure 40.0 4.9
I wanna be the Guy:Gaiden(本家2) 50.0 4.9
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I wanna spread my wings 35.0 4.8
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 25.0 4.8
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 50.0 4.8
I wanna have a happy valentine 35.0 4.8
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I wanna Bread 35.0 4.8
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I wanna get the gold ribbon 40.0 4.7
I wanna be the Mars 75.0 4.7
I wanna fa trap 20.0 4.7
I wanna be the Steak Temple 55.0 4.7
I wanna be the Zero Game 30.0 4.7
I wanna be the Vidro 35.0 4.7
I wanna be the Dieary 75.0 4.6
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 4.6
I wanna be the Flower frozen 35.0 4.6
I wanna destroy the mercury 50.0 4.6
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 65.0 4.6
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 4.6
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 35.0 4.6
I wanna be the Noizu 45.0 4.6
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 4.6
I wanna make the Novelty 55.0 4.6
I wanna be the Showdown 40.0 4.6
I wanna rely the Needle 4 50.0 4.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 4.5
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 34.0 4.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 4.5
I wanna eat the lemon 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Venus 65.0 4.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 35.0 4.5
I wanna Rose Gear 45.0 4.5
I Wanna Be the Symmetry 70.0 4.5
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 4.5
Super Kid Bros. 3 50.0 4.5
I wanna fa trap 2 25.0 4.5
I Wanna be the 256 86.0 4.5
I wanna appreciate Meteor stream 80.0 4.5
I wanna be the Earth 65.0 4.4
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 45.0 4.4
I wanna rely the Needle 2 60.0 4.4
I wanna be the 0x00FF00 65.0 4.4
I Wanna be the Yuyuko 40.0 4.4
I wanna go the DotKid! 88.0 4.4
I wanna be the Phantom 60.0 4.4
I Wanna Classic Adventure 40.0 4.4
I wanna go the Spook House 30.0 4.4
I wanna destroy the venus 65.0 4.4
I wanna Survive 40.0 4.4
3 Traps in 1 room 35.0 4.4
I wanna eat the New Year! 25.0 4.4
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 55.0 4.3
I wanna be the Orbit Trap 40.0 4.3
I wanna be the Locus 75.0 4.3
I wanna T.R.A.P. 30.0 4.3
I wanna go the Parallel World 50.0 4.3
I wanna rely the Needle 3 50.0 4.3
I wanna enjoy the Game2 40.0 4.3
I wanna fall into the snow 50.0 4.3
I wanna VANILLA 30.0 4.3
I wanna be the Purple Zone 45.0 4.3
I wanna Jerryfish 25.0 4.2
I wanna go the JUN-G World 35.0 4.2
I wanna be the Emerald 45.0 4.2
I wanna rely the Needle 45.0 4.2
I wanna be the Yassan(21) 50.0 4.2
I wanna use Snow magic 40.0 4.2
I wanna be the orbit trap 2 40.0 4.2
Thanks for 2021!! 30.0 4.2
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 70.0 4.1
I wanna be the Popularity 87.0 4.1
I wanna be the Bored II 50.0 4.1
I wanna be the RZ 87.0 4.1
I wanna be the Color 70.0 4.1
Thanks For 2022!! 25.0 4.1
I wanna run the Terminal! 44.0 4.1
I wanna be the Best Guy 55.0 4.0
I wanna see the Pink road 40.0 4.0
I Wanna Be the Hades 80.0 4.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 4.0
I wanna be the ArioTrap 50.0 4.0
I Wanna Be the White Cherry 54.0 4.0
I Wanna Graduate From DT 40.0 4.0
I wanna HunyaaPunpun 30.0 3.9
Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 3.9
I wanna QoQoQo 55.0 3.9
Thanks for 2020!! - Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 3.9
I Wanna Escape the Silver Tower 50.0 3.9
I Wanna Wave 40.0 3.9
I wanna get the Yellow Star 35.0 3.8
I wanna be the Skyclad 50.0 3.8
I wanna go the Trap Way 2 35.0 3.8
Thanks for 2017!! 30.0 3.7
I wanna play the Rubber Trap 20.0 3.6
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 3.6
I wanna be the Azure 70.0 3.6
I wanna be the Flower 65.0 3.6
I wanna be the Onelife 35.0 3.6
Pink 35.0 3.6
I wanna be the Dark Blue 35.0 3.6
I wanna try a Collab 65.0 3.6
I Wanna be the Needle Satan 80.0 3.5
I Wanna End the Blood Festival 75.0 3.5
I Wanna be the GreeeeN 35.0 3.5
Thanks for 2014!! 25.0 3.5
I wanna be the Distrust 70.0 3.5
I wanna N 50.0 3.5
I wanna Trick or Treat 60.0 3.5
Chill Needle 45.0 3.5
I wanna buy the Crayon 65.0 3.5
I wanna see the Entrance 1.0 3.5
I wanna be the Tribute 50.0 3.5
I wanna celebrate 100 40.0 3.5
I wanna CQ 50.0 3.5
I wanna be the Adapt 40.0 3.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 30.0 3.5
I Wanna Be the JK 60.0 3.5
I wanna get Freedom 30.0 3.5
I wanna be the Churatch 40.0 3.4
I wanna PP 100 40.0 3.4
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 3.4
I wanna go the trap way 30.0 3.4
I wanna Diminish the Colors 60.0 3.4
I wanna Limitless 35.0 3.4
I wanna be the Rain 35.0 3.4
I Wanna Vanish Needles!! 20.0 3.3
I wanna be the Air 40.0 3.3
I wanna be the 128 80.0 3.3
I wanna be the starter 55.0 3.3
I wanna be the Little runner 25.0 3.3
I wanna wanna 20.0 3.3
I Wanna Be The Mercury 60.0 3.3
I Wanna Macaron 45.0 3.2
I wanna be the Best Guy 4 70.0 3.2
You're the Kid Now, Charlie Brown! 40.0 3.2
I wanna be the Sunflower Fairy 55.0 3.2
I wanna Become the Vegetable 2 35.0 3.2
I Wanna Be the Competitor 70.0 3.1
I wanna keep on dancing 2 45.0 3.1
I wanna be the Chair 65.0 3.1
I Wanna Meet The Gensokyo Remake 65.0 3.1
I wanna be the Payment 45.0 3.1
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 35.0 3.0
I wanna stop the Stars 50.0 3.0
I wanna be the White & Black 90.0 3.0
I wanna be the Best Guy 3 60.0 3.0
I wanna kill the Maker 70.0 2.9
I wanna be the Heart 35.0 2.9
I wanna be the Saturn 60.0 2.9
I Wanna be the Zeus 65.0 2.9
I wanna be the Bored 35.0 2.8
I wanna see the Moon 45.0 2.8
I wanna trial the simple needle 35.0 2.7
I wanna be the Device 70.0 2.6
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 25.0 2.6
Wish me luck 30.0 2.6
I wanna be the Flow 25.0 2.6
ゆるい針ゲ 40.0 2.6
I wanna conquer the blow game 2 25.0 2.5
I Wanna Possible 65.0 2.5
I wanna kill the Weston Douglas Jones 40.0 2.5
I wanna Go the Run! 40.0 2.4
Wish me luck 2 30.0 2.4
I wanna be the Explorer 65.0 2.4
I Wanna Escape the Mysterious House 40.0 2.4
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 2.4
I Wanna Be the Picture 75.0 2.4
I wanna HunyaaPunpun2 20.0 2.3
I wanna be the Strong 1.0 2.3
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 2.3
I wanna be the Experience 35.0 2.2
I wanna be the Quarzious - Quarzious Mode 5.0 2.2
I wanna be the Shiny spark!! 60.0 2.2
I wanna be the Green Moon 45.0 2.1
I wanna make Better Life Choices 40.0 2.1
I wanna be the Uranus 45.0 2.1
I wanna be the Yes Cancel 45.0 2.1
I wanna 50map 50.0 2.0
I wanna Become the Vegetable 25.0 2.0
I Wanna Be the Fortress Returns 45.0 1.9
I wanna be the Avoider 15.0 1.9
I wanna kill the Mark Alan Vincent 50.0 1.8
Thanks For 2019 - Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 1.8
Lover in the Dark 30.0 1.8
I wanna be the Neptune 60.0 1.7
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 25.0 1.7
I Wanna Be Beginner Friendly 10.0 1.6
I wanna be the Perfectionα 35.0 1.5
I wanna be the Nervous 65.0 1.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 1.5
I Wanna Go Gambling 45.0 1.5
I Wanna Be Like Beautiful Starlight 55.0 1.5
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I wanna be the Jupiter 40.0 1.5
I wanna kill the Matthew Samson Diogo 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the Bowl 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the CaballerosⅥ 60.0 1.4
I wanna break through Seven trials 80.0 1.4
I wanna Giripossible 20.0 1.4
I wanna be the Perfection AAA 35.0 1.4
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I wanna be the Math Major 15.0 1.3
I wanna kill the Kamilia 60.0 1.3
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I wanna be the GR 80.0 1.2
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I wanna meet the Ruka 2nd 60.0 0.9
I wanna be the PYF 85.0 0.9
I wanna L 80.0 0.9
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I wanna be Sure in You 40.0 0.8
I Wanna Be The 4 Elements 70.0 0.8
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I wanna Dorito 25.0 0.7
IWanna ^o^ 20.0 0.7
I wanna be the SSR 75.0 0.7
I Wanna Be the Sadist 81.0 0.7
I Wanna Pass The Inverted Gate Jump By Using The Easiest Way 5.0 0.6
I wanna be the NCE 35.0 0.6
I wanna go the Magical journey 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the corner jump 20.0 0.5
I wanna meet the Ruka 55.0 0.5
I wanna Noisepike 1.0 0.5
I just wanna play the Needle game 65.0 0.5
I wanna be the Chokochoko 5.0 0.5
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 0.5
I wanna be the Diamond Jump 25.0 0.5
I wanna be the 500 40.0 0.4
I Wanna Fuck Kamilia 45.0 0.4
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Simple Hentai 40.0 0.4
S - Stands For... 80.0 0.4
I wanna Meet the Ruka 3rd 80.0 0.4
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I Wanna BE the Tempest 87.0 0.1
I wanna be the No cancel 100.0 0.1
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380 Reviews

ElCochran90
For: I wanna be the Fangame!
I thought I was overrating this, but if I really think about it, this is not only a classic, but features plenty of variety and there's a lot of love behind the project. Visual design is not always the best and the engine gave me trouble several times, and I won't compare its engine to the remaining 98% of fangames. I am comparing it to the original classics that had their own engines: IWBTG, IWBTB and IWKTG. All of those engines worked for the platorming they featured; this one didn't: first jump is too fast and too high, and second jump is ridiculously low. Making a gate jump equals making a mini-spike jump in a regular engine, but it can be pulled off. The problem comes with jumps that do require trial and error because previous calculations will fail you.

Exactly 25% of the scenarios I didn't like, and exactly 75% the scenarios I loved. These percentages include all secret areas, which are fantastic more often than not. It is too trap-based for my taste, but the adventure feeling is there to convey a sense of progression and achievement. Music and worlds are derivative from mandatory classics and it is highly influential.

Although not on par with the original IWBTG (which hasn't been removed from my Top 5 list of fangames yet [*hears nonsense screams in the distance of IWBTG "not being a fangame"*]), this is an adventure I would recommend because it has more ups than downs, and the downs are not worth missing the ups, such as the final tower area, the Doom boss segment, the final escape, the location of all secrets (which would certainly increase my final difficulty rating), Trial 5 and other clever traps that make you laugh first and frustrate you second.

For the record, this did a much better job recreating the Pokemon world than the bizarre Rose Gear did, and a work as splendid as Run the Marathon to create a Super Mario Bros. world. Plenty of old-school game references are here and add up to an experience that definitely aims at surpassing the difficulty of Kayin's original great game (it really does in nominal terms).

This could potentially be considered as the true sequel of IWBTG instead of Thenewgeezer's eternally unfinished game.

Play it. It demands it more than just for its classic status.

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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 50 50
Oct 22, 2018
ElCochran90
For: I wanna go across the Rainbow
Rating based on 100% mode. Difficulty rating based on No Secrets mode.

Color me (oh boy) impressed! This is a terrific experience for both veterans and players that have gotten used to the common engine that rules 98% of fangames and want a spike in challenge:

✓Red: Straight needle platforming. Creative and fun.
✓Orange: Choose your difficulty! Veterans will find themselves taking the shorter, yet harder routes! I tried them all and had a lot of fun succeeding.
✓Yellow: Kappa. Traps all over. Naturally, my least favorite segment, but I appreciated two things: a) They were not non-stop, and b) some triggers were odd. Not all of them kill you. It's just to scare you. Either it was intentional or bad platforming, but it seemed odd.
✓Green: Difficulty spiked up (oh my). There are no alternate routes here: this section is the filter for beginners. Fun as well and requires precise calculations.
✓Blue: Apple platforming. Average at best and sometimes annoying, but never frustrating.
✓Indigo: Japanese Kappa ("ding!") blocks. Was this the fangame that started them? Even if not, the idea is funny and serves as a different kind of trap segment that is not too bothersome.
✓Violet: Moving spikes. Calculate your timing of landing on ledges and read the spikes well. Dynamic and, again, fun.

As mentioned by the consensus, the game reaches its peak in experience if you get all secrets, because instead of getting a troll boss fight and a "Thank You For Playing" screen, you get the final area: a beautiful and iconic moment among the world of fangames. It's unforgettable. If the whole game had been of the quality of the final area, this would be among my favorites, but I still consider it great overall. The final boss is memorable, not as epic as I would've wished, but a nod to FFX is never something "overused". The attack of the hearts might frustrate some, but after 3 deaths to it, I caught the trick. An easy fight, but long enough.

Very recommended. This has a high replay value and, unlike several fangames, this showed commitment in its design. Instead of painting the entire screen of one color, and thus killing your eyes, the color scheme, shadow and rendering effects are gorgeous, and I love looking at basically any area.

P.S. I cannot reiterate how great the final section is after collecting all secrets. If you have played "I Wanna Get Cultured", you might have had that section spoiled, but its effect still remains once you play the original game. Thumb up.

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Rating: 6.4 64       Difficulty: 45 45
Oct 21, 2018
ElCochran90
For: I wanna see the Moon
I could write a book about this fangame, but I'll try to keep it as short as possible.

First, I played the "Normal" mode, which actually would qualify better as "Hard". The experience was extremely tedious. There are just less saves, sometimes with entire screens that do not have a single save spot. The screens are not really challenging per se, but it is heavily trap-based, and so, this consumes a lot of your time being a trial-and-error game. This is not difficulty; it is poor, frustrating design. Kayin understood what a "Hard" mode was supposed to be.

Second, the visual design is absolutely atrocious 80% of the times and shines the rest of the times, especially the "Space", "Black Valley" and "See the Moon" areas. It is extremely generic in its exterior designs, and very monochromatic. Whenever you enter the cherry forest or the blue ice area which names I won't bother to recall (interesting that those are the areas whose names I can't recall) will make your eyeballs explode out of pain: just paint everything green and blue in tones that hurt, use your imagination and voilá! You've got an "ice" or "forest" area. The forest area particularly looks like green baby's poo. But the true eye killer is an advanced area where you shoot anthropomorphic suns (or whatever they are), turning the ENTIRE screen of one strong, eye-piercing color, making the spikes of that color disappear, so goodbye eyes. Do not play this at night!!!

Third. Almost all of the bosses, except for the last one, are cherries (err, Delicious Fruits). Uneventful, unsurprising, and very boring, despite a couple of them using gimmicks that tried to compensate the "fights" you were supposed to believe you were facing.

Fourth, the game is extremely cryptic. Particularly infamous instances for me where figuring out the "Blood" room (which I discovered by pure accident), the hidden area in the Cherry Forest area where you're supposed to walk to the left (I confused that tile with bad design, and well, judging by the looks of the area, I can excuse myself) and getting the "Unown Pokemon" items in a very specific order: otherwise you would have to try again. ABSOLUTELY. FUN...

Fifth, if you don't make the game in a very specific order, it will become a giant maze where you will be going in circles and going through areas again and again just to find that corner or area that you couldn't visit before and you can now, but these new areas are not self explanatory except for the one requiring a key. The hints given with the green and red photographs helped very little (especially because the former is ridiculously hidden). Since I am a man of no guide in fangames, you can imagine myself:

a) Going in circles
b) Repeating tedious platforming areas again and again
c) With few save spots

This amounted for 5.95 hours of gameplay with 1298 deaths. But again, I am not calling this difficult. It was my fault that I chose the incorrect "difficulty" setting, which aggravated my experience, so my difficulty rating is me imagining more save spots where they were convenient, but I cannot change my game rating.

Any saving grace? Yes. The game has variety, I won't deny it, especially the tower segments and the aforementioned areas that showed commitment in the design. Also, the entire horrible experience is compensated by a surprisingly good original final boss that actually feels like a fight with interesting attacks, one which you will identify in the Kamilia sequels. I find myself playing against this booss from time to time because it is worth it, and the game, instead of leaving you in the "clear" screen, leaves you at the last save before the boss, so there's that.

Yeah, it is a classic and an early game (2013 if I'm not mistaken), but this doesn't mean that I am biased against classicsm or that there was an excuse to create awful designs. This reminded me of I Wanna Be The Four Elements and that is NOT a good thing. Look at the wonders Solgryn did back in 2010. There's no excuse. I am no designer, so I have no idea what is more difficult: to make more than 15 different areas where 10 look awful, or making a single area look great, like Thenader2's neon games.

I respect the people cherishing this classic, and I could see (although with difficulty) why this is considered as one. This is, however, not my type of adventure fangame. NOT RECOMMENDED.

P.S. Now I remembered that there was a "Difficult Start" option at the beginning. I don't know what that does and I don't want to know.

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Rating: 2.8 28       Difficulty: 45 45
Oct 21, 2018
ElCochran90
For: I wanna Bread
An Asian bread ventures out into finding valuable lessons about himself, facing his own past, fighting evil and embarking on an adventure. To my surprise, this is actually a needle game with very fun jumps and a nice balance between platforming and bosses sections. More than an excuse like in "I Wanna Make a Sandwich", the bread here symbolizes inner struggle and transforms a seemingly ridiculous excuse of a character into something fun to play as! Who would say!

It is very short and should prove as a decent experience for experienced beginners. Do not miss this one out. I often lost track between when it was being serious and when it wasn't, and believe it or not, I am sustracting points because I saw no satisfactory resolution to the main character in the ending (hey, the premise took itself too seriously so I did too), but it is worth the adventure I say. I just felt empty in the ending. But nice visual design and music choices compensate some big flaws.

Recommended.

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Rating: 4.8 48       Difficulty: 35 35
Oct 16, 2018
ElCochran90
For: I wanna be the Showdown
Good concept. Not repetitive enough to be boring and has quite fun traps, although it is not the main theme. It is more gimmick than anything. It really feels like playing an average game in a Gameboy. Platforming is ok, bosses are ok, platforming is its strongest part, I have already forgotten about how the soundtrack sounds, it's just the IDEA itself that works the strongest.

I would recommend it, but not for beginners, unless you are looking for a challenge. I found myself doing unnecessary corners often just to get through screens more quickly and Screen 47 (I think it was that one), where you can shoot the dark blue spikes, I passed "legit", it without shooting any of them just to test myself. Fun times again.

Also, a funny thing happened: While I was playing through screens 41 and 42, I remembered the factory section of I Wanna be the Guy with the Megaman-esque lasers before encountering Bowser & Co., and when I stumble upon Screen 43, the lasers appeared! IWBTG certainly drew its influence and only a couple of fangames have surpassed my rating for it. What an influence it drew back in 2008 until today!

Recommended? Ok, yeah...

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Rating: 4.6 46       Difficulty: 40 40
Oct 14, 2018
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