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Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

I don’t play much avoidance so my diff ratings on those might be scuffed.

Clears list is all the games I played before I started reviewing them. I'm trying to slowly go through those and replay/review them all.

I review games based on how much I would recommend them to others. 0s are reserved for games I do not recommend for ethical reasons. This does not mean I have anything against people playing or enjoying those games.

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507 Games

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14 Extremely Long Platform Variants 55.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I Wanna be the Vandal 70.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
SHOOT: Taming the ruins 50.0 10.0
I wanna Misadventure 30.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
I wanna be the Neon 3 65.0 9.7
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
I wanna Gradientize 60.0 9.5
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I Wish to Receive a Message 60.0 9.5
Domu 60.0 9.4
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
Alphazetica 65.0 9.0
ChatGPT Needle 45.0 9.0
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
Serial Experiments Kid 53.0 9.0
Jingle Jam 50.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
The Scariest Game Ever 57.0 8.7
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I wanna series Mixture Relay 5 53.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
Hearty Jewel 57.0 8.5
I wanna go too far 45.0 8.5
I Wanna Be Wacky 30.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
Fangaming Hell 40.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I Wanna Duloxetine 60.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I Wanna Kill The BLB 2: Nemesis Tamatou 50.0 8.5
I wanna be far from home 68.0 8.5
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
Renkollab 44.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel To Alternate Realities Where I Don't Travel To Alternate Realities 20.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I Wanna Be The Fly! 50.0 8.0
I wanna be the GOBOU 45.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
Thanks For 2023!! 20.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the RWJ 45.0 8.0
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 45.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
Boshy 17 30.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
I wanna be the Prism 57.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
The fooled clown 51.0 7.8
I wanna meet Santa Claus 40.0 7.8
I wanna be the Destination 80.0 7.8
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
Untitled Xe 50.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
I wanna healing spike 25.0 7.7
I wanna Sunspike 70.0 7.7
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
I wanna Relax with Needle 42.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
I wanna stop the MELTDOWN 65.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
I wanna be the Slanted Torture 55.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
This IWBTG contains... uhhhhhh 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
efficient 47.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I wanna break more traps 2 42.0 7.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
I wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 30.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I wanna be Easy! 20.0 7.5
I wanna be the Neon 45.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the Second L 45.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
I wanna go the Jumple Refrenture 68.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I wanna get the OOPARTS III -Yuuutu Remade- 53.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
I wanna Roll Around 50.0 7.0
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna be the Co-op 60.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
I Wanna Take the L+ 50.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
I Wanna DO It 50.0 7.0
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
I Wanna Kill The Shampoo 35.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The Trinitario 37.0 7.0
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna make the Novelty 50.0 6.9
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna be Anime 55.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the bWFsYm9sZ2U= 40.0 6.5
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I Wanna Figure Out How To Spend $35 And Two Pennies That Were Found On The Floor 20.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
All the wishes 25.0 6.5
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
I wanna be the Kirwy 52.0 6.5
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
I Wanna EZL 45.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
I wanna be the continuity 62.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
Egg 15.0 6.0
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the Kataribe 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the Micromedley 55.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
Nuclear Blast 38.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the ぶろっく 20.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna chill space needle 26.0 5.5
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I wanna love the Save 0.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
I wanna find a better reality 35.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
I wanna Peropero Yojo 50.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Fifty Floors 70.0 4.5
I wanna clear the NAILOU MODE 40.0 4.5
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna conquer the blow game 2 25.0 4.5
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
OTTOMAKER Unstable mode 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wanna kill the Weston Douglas Jones 35.0 4.0
I wanna kill the Guy 55.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
the fight against the ultimate threat 25.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna be the Snow Drive 60.0 3.0
I wanna be the fast CPU 5.0 3.0
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
1マス針ねずみ祭30! 0.0 2.5
I wanna be the Shameless Selfpromotion 45.0 2.0
I Wanna Follow The Story 10.0 2.0
I wanna be the Maccho 50.0 2.0
I wanna be the Opposite 40.0 2.0
I wanna star the Xmas tree 50.0 2.0
I wanna be the KAS 50.0 2.0
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
II wwaannnnaa SShhaakkee 35.0 1.5
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
I wanna kill tha sonic.exe 15.0 0.5
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
I wanna test my Gate Jump consistency 5.0 0.1
Boshy 2 20.0 0.1
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I wanna tuck you into bed and hold your hand until you fall asleep 77.0 0.0
I wanna Reach Midnight 75.0 0.0
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
I wanna be the Kill The Banana Pudding 5.0 0.0
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna Hypnagogia N/A N/A
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
I wanna banana the apple N/A N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

502 Reviews

Jopagu
For: I wanna chill space needle
A short but interesting needle game, it really speaks to some creativity of the maker to be attempting a variety of styles in a very simple game. There is a particularly interesting screen with a lot of disjointed spikes, which was a fun way to play with nontraditional screen layouts and spices up the generic corridor needle. There is also a cool section that plays around with save jumping! I love seeing this kind of thing, it manages to make gimmickless needle feel unique and creative.

There are a few technical issues with the game. First, it is impossible to load a save, requiring you to beat the game in one go. It's pretty short and easy, so this shouldn't be an issue for anyone, but at the same time this is a major issue that should be fixed in future releases. Secondly, the game launches with extremely loud music, I would recommend lower the volume a bit in advance. Finally, the game was uploaded as a standalone .exe file. This causes it to get incorrectly flagged by antivirus software, potentially deleting the game. I would highly recommend zipping up the game before uploading it, to prevent this.

Also, I would encourage you to add a readme. Particularly since you are using "real music" with lyrics that have some symbolic value, I would like to be able to find the name of the song in a readme so I can find it online and read the lyrics.

Overall, a game that manages to be interesting despite its humble nature. Despite that, a lot of the needle is pretty tame and generic, as well as poorly balanced, such as the plane jump thrown in. However, the game is fun for a very quick playthrough, and it has me excited for the upcoming full release.

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Rating: 5.5 55       Difficulty: 26 26
Jun 14, 2024
Jopagu
For: Nuclear Blast
Nuclear Blast is an attempt at an artistic needle game, with a message about nuclear war. While the exploration of the themes is surface level compared to something like Catharsis, it was still welcome to see this maker delving into deeper topics, and using their games as a vehicle for something more than pure difficulty.

The game has some interesting features, such as launching in full screen, and making it so you cannot load a save, requiring all three saves to be beaten in one go. Even if unintentional, I found these features an interesting tie in to the theme. The game opening suddenly in full screen, with very loud music, makes you feel as though you have been hit with a nuclear bomb. The inability to load a save perhaps says something about the permanence of death, or the fact that war, particularly with weapons of mass destruction, is something that cannot be undone.

The gameplay itself is rough, and unpleasant, but perhaps this is meant to be evocative of the game's message, similar to a Dopamine game. The first screen is basic and familiar, and also the easiest, calling to mind the calm before the storm. The second screen is harsh and unforgiving, with brutal named jumps and repetition of jumps forcing you through the gauntlet of a blinding, skin melting, nuclear explosion. The final screen is just scattered debris, almost the entire screen covered in killers, making you feel like you are walking through a wasteland of destroyed society, while suffering from omnipresent radiation bringing death to you.

There are even more subtle thematic tie ins. I would point to the tileset used on the second screen, with bright, clashing colors burning the retinas like an explosion, and how the tiles have small circles, which to me called forth visions of atoms, perhaps being pulled apart. I could also point at the final save of screen one, which is just several diagonals, being harder than the rest of the screen, and feeling more at place with the brutality of screen two. I think this represents the ending of peace, and an ominous feeling of the terror to come. In addition, the first save of screen two is also the hardest, and harshest feeling. This, to me, is the very first moment of the explosion, where the terrain is turned to glass and people are vaporized instantly, with the further saves cooling down a bit, representing the later moments of the explosion which, while still devastating, are not quite as horrifically destructive.

The game also leans into absurdity, trying to use humor to make sense of an unforgiving world. It opens with a comical image of a giant red nuke button, adding an unrealistic touch to the start. The final screen also feels humorous, like something out of a sudoku game with scattered apples everywhere. And yet, as mentioned is also drives home a poignant message. The clear screen as well feels anticlimactic, with a simple "GG". The absurdity of this simple ending tells me that it was all pointless, that war and destruction will never have any reward, just a harrowing nothingness waiting after.

Overall, I must admit the gameplay is quite rough. But as an artistic piece, this is a very good first attempt. Even as I at first thought it was simple, I found myself reconsidering and thinking about things a bit deeper, and I was surprised at how much meaning I found in the game. I certainly didn't expect to write this long of a review, but I just kept thinking of something new I could contemplate. I really hope the author continues making games like this, that aspire to be artistic and deep. I love seeing this kind of thing in a fangame, and I really hope we see more coming from this dev, they definitely have a lot of potential.

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Tagged as: Needle Short Art
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 38 38
Jun 14, 2024
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Destination
Destination is a very famous adventure game, and as such I went in with a lot of mixed expectations. I had heard many people both praise and hate this game, both with frequency. I did end up enjoying the game a fair bit, certainly if you've played other Carnival games like Crimson or Justice, you know what to expect. However, I do think this game winds up being rougher around the edges than Crimson. Despite said roughness, I did have fun with it.

The first part of the game is a fun little hub with three paths, leading into different stages where you are required to collect the obvious secrets. These stages are probably the consistently best part of the game, they have fun, interesting platforming, and they have cool bosses that are fun to play, despite their relative simplicity (something I think Carnival excels at in general).

After this, you encounter the first avoidance. It's alright, though it's a little boring and doesn't do anything particularly interesting. This is followed by a sequence of stages that are pretty fun, although a bit unmemorable. There is however the big maze section, which is a pretty cool addition that sticks out in my memory.

After this, there's the devil kid boss, which I found to be one of the most fun bosses in the game. It has fun balancing of risk reward, and the number of possible attack combos will keep you on your toes. This boss is followed by the crimson stage(s). While I found these fun, they're certainly not for everyone as the wind up being pretty generic needle by modern standards.

Next, you reach avoidance two. Oh boy. This was my least favorite part of the game by far. There is an attack that is repeated several times that involves an aimed line mixed with rng, that winds up being total bullshit. Overall, this fight's rng winds up screwing you way too often, frequently feeling unfair. In addition, the fight ends with a really hard to learn pattern, which was really frustrating coming after all the rng.

The final stage is really cool, it's got a ton of variety, featuring some fun gimmicks and really unique platforming. I liked the inclusion of flames, lasers, darkness, etc. It culminates with the infamous final boss.

The final boss is certainly a major step up from the rest of the game in terms of difficulty. It's a several minute long grueling focus test. Despite that, I had quite a bit of fun with it even though it took me a very long time. As I said earlier, Carnival does simple well with bosses. Each attack has a very simple premise, but they all have a lot of depth and emergent strategy as you familiarize yourself with them. Certainly, there's a good deal of bullshit rng, particularly in blue 2, but there's usually at least something you can do about it, even if it is an insane dodge.

Overall, I found Destination to be an enjoyable game, and I can certainly see how it became so well known. It's quite brutal in terms of difficulty, but I would definitely recommend it to highly skilled adventure players, or to moderately skilled players (like myself) who are prepared to be in it for the long haul.

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Rating: 7.8 78       Difficulty: 80 80
Jun 11, 2024
Jopagu
For: Domu
Domu is a wonderful adventure game, largely focused on gimmick needle with some puzzley elements. The game starts with a short intro, before reaching some branching paths. Each path has a few stages, then a boss at the end.

The stages are by and large really fun, with lots of cool gimmicks, fun cycles, and moody atmosphere. The one stage I didn't really like was Growth, as the gimmick is undertutorialized, and the final save is slow. However, other than this I pretty much liked everything. Shoutouts to the ridiculous ice physics. There's also the atmospheric fog gimmick, a fun single jump section, and a cool puzzley raising/lowering platforms section. In the final stretch, I really like the use of switching blocks, a chasing kid, and the silly visual gimmick. The game also has a really fun puzzle stage at the end, with some familiar puzzles and a block puzzle with a tricky solution.

The bosses are frankly a bit middling, they have cool attacks but are usually pretty short and have some minor balance issues. The final boss has the opposite issue, it's slightly too long for what it is I feel. They're pretty easy though, so they don't take up too much of the playthrough, and for all I've said they're still pretty fun. The final avoidance is of course a classic, and for good reason. It's a really good way of making a pseudo-credits, and it has some creative and fun segments. The inclusion of checkpoints was a good decision, it feels very accessible so any player can enjoy it.

One other thing I disliked was traps. They're very rare, but they're all just end of save killers, with minimal attempts at humor. There was one instagib at the end of a mini-avoidance that was really egregious.

Overall, a famous adventure game for a reason. Despite a few things I didn't like, the majority of the game was a blast. A new favorite for me, and definitely an easy recommendation for an awesome adventure game that's easily accessible to most players with a bit of experience.

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Rating: 9.4 94       Difficulty: 60 60
May 22, 2024
Jopagu
For: I wanna Sunspike
I first played Sunspike in 2020, when I was new to fangames. I don't recall what possessed me to do this, as I was horrible at avoidance and had no chance of beating it. A couple years ago, I put in a more serious attempt at grinding it, only to be completely walled at the hearts attack for several hours because I still sucked. Today, I finally went back and beat the game. This has always been my fangame white whale, I'm very happy I was finally able to clear it.

The needle is bad, alright. Not much more to say.

The avoidance is absolutely the meat of the game, and I found it decently enjoyable, although certainly a mixed bag. There is a lot of parts that are really slow and easy, notably the beginning and the bit after the first chorus. These mostly just serve to pad the timer, and will rarely kill you, making them quite frustrating. The other big issue with the fight is the hearts attack, which is hard to learn and can completely RNG screw you pretty frequently. Other than that though, the attacks are quite fun, with nice visuals and a banger song. The sphere is probably a bit too learny for being at the end of the fight, but frankly it's such a banger of an attack that I don't care.

Overall, would I recommend Sunspike? Ehhhh, probably not. At least, there's a whole lot of games before it on the list. That being said, it's a historically important game, and I do think the avoidance has enough merit that it's worth playing eventually. I'm just glad that this is no longer hanging over my head.

From hell's heart I stab at thee, Sunspike.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance
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Rating: 7.7 77       Difficulty: 70 70
May 20, 2024

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