Delicious Fruit

Joined on: Mar 10, 2021

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Some of my ratings can be outdated, especially ones that before 2022, because back then my knowledge of various things in fangames was limited as well as understanding of my own difficulty scale

My ratings based on how fun and interesting the game was for what it is

Worth of noting that i'm completionist. If i start the game i would like to clear it eventually and i'm gaining same amount of positive from fact i've beated something as from playing something. I usually refrain from giving ratings to game that i didn't clear

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LastTISisLife
For: I wanna Quest

(The reviews of this game were not wrong at all)

Some games can make you laugh, while being bad, it's totally fine. Even tho most of this games, i'd say i give them some credits for being at least somewhat enjoyable. But some games are way more in deep pit. They are not enjoyable, yet you still laugh, because you just fall in abyss with them, you understand your position, your understand there's no explanation, there's no escape, yet you still laugh, because what else you can do

This game is definetily one of those. I almost cleared it and have no fucking idea what this game is about. But i know for sure, this game have nothing good in it. Okay, maybe concept, that greetings everyone who would try this, but that's basically it. Like, absolutely nothing reedemable

So game starts with something tempting - you have stats, which is pretty unique thing for fangames - attack, defense and speed. If you think some of this stats are actually matters, you wrong. Maker didn't care about bringing some interesting gameplay to this stats. Your only goal in this game is grinding for a lot of levels for HP. Yeah, HP is secondary stat, that you can't even upgrade, it just automatically boosts with every levelup. Funnily enough, this is the only thing that matters

So anyway, you go into game and you encounter two enemies, that are basic apples with straitghforward attacks. You can think the game will be full of some encounters - you are very wrong. These two enemies is your only chance in the game to gain some XP. Use it. Not for 5 minutes, more. It will be boring and tedious, but did you really expected good gameplay?

Well forget it. After you gained a lot of levels, go and fight pretty useless apple boss, where you need just tank basically until it's going down, and meet platforming - this will be your only entertainment until the end of the game. Yeah, no fun fights, or at least mediocre fight. Jesus, not even bad fights

Ok, for some defense, there is some idea about platforming. Platforming filled with dangerous obstacles, that reduces your HP. So if you follow my guide, you will just bruteforce it, and this is the only way to pass this. What a shame. Not only this, but maker decided to put some insanely bullshit thing - they literally put unavoidable stuff that you need to mash to death, because you can't cheese it with bruteforce. And you know, how many minutes you will need to just kill this things? You don't wanna know, believe me

Then there will be fake boss, that you don't need to fight, just jump in it, lol! Not joking at all. Then there will be somewhat of final stage, but actually not, because after this final stage there will be room filled with precision jumps. You know them, planes, corners, sphincters, diamonds etc. Big variety of them, you know. And the best thing is that you don't even need HP anymore. Just do jumps. Oh sorry, forgot to mention, the difficulty at this point will be around 80 and it all comes from difficulty of saves. Hard precision platforming, what a beauty to find here

I really don't know what to say at this point. Every concept was buried alive. Every good idea reflects as comedy. Every meaning of what's going on becomes into nothing. You just do fucking jumps and you accepted your destiny. At least you can think that the end is near, end of this nonsense

Unfortunately, NO! After this screen there will be another one - another hard platforming, but this time not 80, but full 90 difficulty. Single save with absolutely random jumps, that you don't wanna see on your monitor ever. I give up here. I know for a fact that this is a last struggle, but did i really need to force myself to do it? I mean, answer is obvious

And i can't say i didn't love bad fangames. For opposite, i'm fan of dumb stuff. I don't even mind cancerous stuff sometimes. And, man, i love unique ideas, even if execution is lacking. But here, i just find new dimension of bad. I find things that are disconnected in worst way possible. I find concepts, that even maker didn't care about. This game is like broken mirror, there's nothing good about it and it only reminds you of some good things that were seen in it maybe in some far past. But everything becomes dust at this point. Don't play this game, it didn't worth to try this sort of disgrace and i'm actually upset of how this game become like this

At least this game gives me some hopes at the start when i see starting screen with stats. Imagine there is some good game about this concept somewhere. For this dream i give this godforsaken game at least some incredibly small respect (and also some jumps in precision room were kinda fun to do, even tho it's barely matters in context of the game)

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Rating: 0.4       Difficulty: 90

Sep 7, 2023

LastTISisLife
For: Nebulous Thoughts

It was hard, but interesting experience. I didn't heard that many things about this game before getting into, and it ended up way better than i expected. Consistently great needle with addition of mostly soft to understand gimmicks, which is always pleasant, it was also difficult overall, but in a great way mostly. Favourites stage in this game also can be related as my favourites needle stages in general, because general evaluation of this game is above 9,5, but about this aspect i will go talk later

Also what really stands out in this game is atmosphere. Usually, atmosphere in the game creates by visuals and music, and it mostly pronounced pretty obviously, but in this game however i believe maker did layouts of atmosphere somewhat more deeply. Feeling of big world that you are in will haunt you during playthrough, ephemeral and melancholic vibe of everything is magical and it really gots me. I can't really explain how this was done, it's just combination of everything - stages are never that long and it feels like you are guest everywhere, additions of unobvious screen transictions (tag "Trap" comes from here), looping paths and so on, so on. Very beautiful work in that sense

Stage 1 is very strong start for the game and one of my favourites stages of the game. Disappearing water gimmick opens up some new breath in many ways, from interesting paths to breackneck maneuvers. I can't think that i get annoyed at some point, it was smooth, fun and cool, some saves were kinda harsh to understand tho, but it was never across the border of exhausting, which is awesome

Stage 2 was complicated, but fun i'd say. Yeah, it uses some unorthodox methods to give you challenge here, specifically on last save, but i can't say i got confused by them. Overall, very driving platforming with big focus on moving objects and getting through them

Stage 3 was first really hard challenge in the game. Consistent ascend with main gimmick of bounce blocks and abusing movements with them. I liked it overall, even tho visuals didn't really hit me there, platforming itself was never boring. Most of the saves requires some thinking about what you gonna to do, but never too much, and the execution is satisfying

Stage 4 is also very lovely stage. I really like idea about this stage - you granted by very low gravity and you make you path kinda blindly with big usage of refreshers jump. Design of screens is very spacious, the whole vibe is very aerial, and overall this was fantastic. I don't know if i the only one who find staying in this stage really entertaining, but yeah, it was one-of-kind experience - calming stuff, where atmosphere getting really strong, with platforming remaining superb. My favourite stage of the game

Stage 5 is nice pure needle thing with very good and smooth jumps overall. The idea of multi-screen pathing with callbacks to previous ones is main theme here, it was done very properly and i had massive fun overall with this stage

Stage 6 focuces on hard water maneuvers and it was mostly fine. The pathing of each screen is strong - i hardly can tell from first glance how i gonna do it, because screens are fulled with paths and you might be even scared, because all screens are one-saves, but surpisingly everything was very very smooth. Final save has interesting twist, i find it enjoyable, even tho it was kinda out of blue and i don't sure if it fits correctly

Stage 7 is triple jump platform stage. Gimmick is very easy to understand, and it mostly feels like you just playing regular platform needle, but with few details. Main thing is that you can't land on platform - and i think that what hits me in best way; with this addition platforming becomes way more driving and safety in terms of you can't just get on ledge, which saves you from accidents. Nice touch, and with this thing it was nice ride from start to finish, absolutely fun, one of my favourites as well

Stage 8 is water 1 based stuff. It might be foreshadowing that everything where water 1 appears will automatically sucks, but you know. Anyways, yeah this stage starts strongly, but falls in pit with last save. I didn't know why maker decided to do it like this, this save feels absolutely randomly designed and it's so contradicts with flow and philosophy of previous stages, that it's really upsetting me. This save alone dragging game rating by few points. The main problem with this save is how it filled with awkward, straightforward too precise jumps (squished diagonal (!), awkward corner (!!), full vstring drop gate (!!!). And the save is not easy at all, it's 3 screens long thing. Experience was dreadful not only because of annoying jumps, but as i say it's just feels so wrong to being here, so i'm like just asking myself - am i playing on old version? or this was some cameo from different maker? or maybe maker just... fucked up? Tragedy

Stage 9 is what i originally expected to hate most - sideways gravity is red color for me, i hate this gimmick with passion in 90 % of time. Fortunately, here there was that 10 % of something enjoyment. Maker did great job with this gimmick, it's not about precise stuff, but more about having fun with short saves, and the last save is just pure abuse of technical aspect of switches, which i really liked. So yeah i did find this pretty decent, it was nice chill after atrocious ending of previous stage

Stage 10 is where i'm struggled the most, way more than with even save that almost everyone considers to be hardest (last save of the game). Every save in this stage is very hard, they are all based on same maneuvers as in stage 6 - heavy inclusion of water, but more raw, screens has not that many jumps, but they are all way harder in average. I had solid amount of enjoyment, it's probably the only stage in the game where difficulty prevails over atmosphere, but in great way, since every save is challenging on it's own in unique way and they are filled with stuff you didn't regulary meet in needle

Last stage is final step in the game. Visuals are pretty straightforward, leaving you will pure needle, pushing you to logical conclusion to game. I kinda hate one save here, but not that much as last save of stage 8 - pre-last save, it ends with hard section that includes corner, which is eeeh. Most of the saves are easy tho, but don't fall in this trap - last save will be menacing 4-screens journey. Last save structured pretty interestingly, it didn't contain any really hard jumps, mostly easy and medium range, but complete this in one go is tougher than it seems. It was actually nice paced and i never get bored, even tho i got lucky overall and first tried last screen

After last save there will be short section of... i don't know even know, but you can't die here, it was just final present of the game, to being here slightly more than you should, enjoying last bits of experience, that you can get only here (from what i remember from my experience, Crying Myself to Sleep and Abducted did the same things). And the last jump of this section is cool, you just staying before pit and you are in confusion, but you are still jumping in eventually, because what's the another option - this really got me for some reason, probably one of the best endings to fangame i've ever seen

All in all, this was astonishing. Most of the stages provides unique and interesting challenge. I really hate the fact that last save of stage 8 exists, without this thing, my rating will be way higher and it will probably my favourite needle game overall. Would highly recommend to every experienced needle player

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Tagged as: Needle Trap Gimmick Trigger

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Rating: 9.4       Difficulty: 82

Sep 7, 2023

LastTISisLife
For: Way of a needle following forever

Game that lasts forever by being unusually longer than games of that kind. This wasn't tho issue for me and it's definitely not a factor that brings down enjoyment for me. Game slowly becomes more hard as it goes and quality of saves is kinda regressive at the same time. Last two stages are meh with some saves being way more precise than the rest, also this two stages has atrocious visuals. Third to last screen was the hardest

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Rating: 7.1       Difficulty: 67

Sep 4, 2023

LastTISisLife
For: I wanna be the Pharaoh 2

I really wanna write funny review, but i will hold myself. This is serious essay

This game is nothing less than huge mess of sometimes cool, but mostly incredibly stupid and strange ideas. I couldn't say it wasn't unique tho, no at all. Every save was interesting on it's own, but to a certain degree. Unfortunately, once game goes beyond this degree, it becomes unhealthly as most soft description of what's going on

Game starts with somewhat of small open world, where you need to find you way to fight 3 bosses. Every of this bosses is incredibly fucked, i wouldn't go deep, but one of them requires from you to softlock him in correct way (!), one of them is pure luck check with hard choke segment (!!), last of them is not that bad, but it has so much HP, that it took me to beat him longer than previous combined (!!!). Not gonna tell how hard and dumb are way to bosses, but believe me it is...

The game became only more cursed after this. Once you beat all bosses, you will encounter two needle screens, first one is actually somewhat fun with platform non-sense. And then you will proceed into pyramide. Oh man... OH MAN!

It actually hurts to think. This pyramide full of stupid design in most obnoxious and crazy way. While general concept is interesting - you search for secret paths to unlock every wall around exiting warp by obtaining item (4 in total). But man, the individual saves and even jumps are insane, some of them are just like taken from L-needle or similar stuff, and i'm not joking at all. Combine this with pure focus on traps and trolls, and you will received mess, that you can rarely witness

After this madness, final challenges are still awaits. Final needle stage is pretty alright, which is really suprising for this game, not too much shenanigans. First boss is Pharaoh itself, and it's quite fun platform-oriented fight. Second boss aka last boss aka WTF is...

Nothing less than hardest mashing boss in entirety of fangames (ok, maybe Kotori is harder, but who knows). And again. i'm not joking. You will need to survive 3 minutes of pattern boss fight, concept is simple and might sounds fun - you determinate waves of enemies, that are basically the kids as you. It also might sounds like not a big deal, but forget it. Beating this boss without gBrain strats/rebinds/autofire is challenge that will drive crazy almost anyone for it's sheer requirement of mashing. I beat in the most funny way possible, but hey i still did it (with my strat it was not that bad, but still painful)

Tbh, while looking at this game, i wonder, why i still liked it, lol. As you can see, rarely single thing in the game isn't annoying/bad/stupidly hard etc. But, man, the feeling and the flow of this game is something. I truly like crazy stuff, and this game fulfill my itch for unbelievably dumb things. From hard trap precise platforming to blind way approaching. From softlocking bosses to crush my hands in blood in attempts of beating final challenge of this game. This game is MEMORABLE, and while not being good, the spectre of emotions is what i appreciated the most, and i think creator and me were on same level of thinking, because i think creator fully enjoyed making this piece of garbage, and i... fully enjoyed my tortures, rages, pain and actually satisfaction overall

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Sudoku

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Rating: 5.6       Difficulty: 78

Sep 3, 2023

LastTISisLife
For: Evoltex

It's fun incredibly fast-paced avoidance with tone of good attacks (Floor Mirror and Fountain are really slaps), untortunately a couple of bad ones that are really dragging everything - stupid bounces before second pattern and unreadable mess of true final. Aside of that, i had a lot of fun, music is insane vibe and in general this game has undescribable magical core that drives me crazy really hard. Really forgotten old gem of avoidance, can recommend to everyone who didn't mind grinding hard and sometimes dumb stuff

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Rating: 7.9       Difficulty: 89

Sep 3, 2023

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